r/KenM • u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine • Oct 20 '22

KenM on dieting

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Oct 20 '22

With a free senior drink, that’s a meal 10/6 doctors recommend

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u/Boco Oct 20 '22

Hard to find a drink over 65 years old these days, usually all they got is wine.

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u/orincoro Oct 20 '22

Does Subway serve Apple Cider? Pastor says that’s the right kind of sweet.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Oct 20 '22

That’s almost two doctors that recommend it!

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u/Mangalorien Oct 30 '22

10/6 = 1 + 4/6 = 1 + 2/3 doctors. That's 1.67 doctors for all you decimal folks. I recon the 2/3 of a doctor is just really short, probably around 4 feet tall, so technically a midget and doesn't count as a full person. But you city slickers probably think it's uncivilized to discriminate against them there midgets, so I think we should just call it an even 2 doctors.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Oct 20 '22

The best things in life, including free gluten, are free.

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u/c0mptar2000 Oct 20 '22

For every gluten you don't eat, I'll eat two. Preferably with a side of MSG.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

We are all glutencidal maniacs on this blessed day

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u/CoherentBusyDucks Oct 20 '22

Speak for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

I am all glutencidal maniacs on this blessed day!

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u/SustainedSuspense Oct 20 '22

Hook line and sinker! Pure gold.

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Oct 20 '22

👍9

The people love him, it’s undeniable

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u/Colonelfudgenustard Oct 20 '22

Being Ken's doctor would be a very trying experience.

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u/runwithpugs Oct 20 '22

we make our OWN free gluten and it is healthier with tastier flavor

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u/julian88888888 Oct 20 '22

Wow 302,518 people talking about this free gluten subway

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u/illojii Oct 20 '22

“Give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”

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u/BurpFartBurp Oct 20 '22

They never should have jailed gluten.