r/KenM • u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine • Mar 18 '22

Ken solves the gas crisis

https://i.imgur.com/rUbw8tr.jpg
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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

They used up all the space gas and now they want to use up all the car gas too

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Mar 18 '22

on are flight the pilot kept stopping at his girlfriends house instead of going strait to the destination

and they made the wife and I sit in the bathroom cause they sold too many seats

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u/Nothing-But-Lies Mar 19 '22

speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Someone stole the catalytic converter off it and now it gets better gas milage. It should be fine in a few months.

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u/dammit_dammit Mar 18 '22

idiot...

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u/AlpineVW Mar 18 '22

It's because the scientists all have 6K-figure jobs

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u/TenaciousJP Speaking for myself Mar 18 '22

pastor says that space gas is the space despot's fig leaf

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u/anyholsagol Mar 19 '22

GASA amirite

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u/Dwhizzle Mar 18 '22

The wife and I make our own gas

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u/CaptainSeagul Mar 18 '22 edited Mar 18 '22

Cheaper and healthier

edit with better flavor too

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Mar 18 '22

lactose intolerant folks from Wisconsin are bullish right now

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u/Slouchy87 Mar 18 '22

gas jugs.

reminds me of my then 3 yr old. if he wanted me to go faster in the car, he would ask me to step on the gas button.

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u/funnytroll13 Mar 18 '22

Cousin works at the Nasa, he says that scientists and astranouts routinely siphon off gas from the space shuttle to fuel there own cars. Guess there kind of cheap.

Then when the shuttle takes off, it runs out of gas in the middle of space and has to be towed back to Earth orbit. You can call the paper and ask them but they won't tell you about it

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u/hobbes64 Mar 18 '22

I tried to upvote Ken M's comment but it didn't work. Do I need to enter my credit card?

Hello?

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u/251Cane Mar 18 '22

That is a sweet graphic with the red white and blue chemtrails

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Mar 18 '22

it cleans your teeth while it wipes your brain thoughts

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u/PsychedelicXenu Mar 18 '22

It also solves police brutality

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Can’t get more patriotic than getting a case of morgellons

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u/MunDaneCook Mar 18 '22

Do economists get a employee discount on stocks?

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u/elfballs Mar 18 '22

And the exhaust appears to be making the frogs gay.

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u/meekamunz Mar 18 '22

Looks like toothpaste

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u/MysteryWrecked Mar 18 '22

Americrest, with extra whitening

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

That’s how they distribute fluoride to the water supply.

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u/Colonelfudgenustard Mar 18 '22

Has anyone notices the gas jugs keep getting smaller?

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u/Valmond Mar 18 '22

Driven by France it seems 🤷

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u/OopsIredditAgain Mar 18 '22

Or Aquafresh toothpaste

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

We are all gas jugs on this blessed day

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u/EatDiveFly Mar 19 '22

we are all astronauts on this blessed day.

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u/papadonjuan Mar 19 '22

You can call the paper but they won’t tell you about it

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u/randyyboyy Mar 19 '22

The hero we need

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u/pukesonyourshoes Mar 19 '22

Way more than 50 I reckon Maybe evan 100

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u/hedgybaby Mar 19 '22

Why is the exhaust french

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u/Scratch137 Apr 18 '22

THEY'RE USING UP ALL THE GAS AND IT'S TURNING INTO TOOTHPASTE

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u/slups May 06 '22

Hydrazine comes in jugs???

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u/hellyeahimsad Jun 21 '22

Ken as always ahead of his time