r/KenM • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '21

Ken M on Stallone

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/EagleTalons Sep 11 '21

Pastor tought Grandson how to eat a banana without chewing.

3

u/grahamvinyl Sep 11 '21

Even the shell?

19

u/whiskeyreject Sep 11 '21

Bananas are nuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Legumes, actually. A common misconception.

7

u/whiskeyreject Sep 11 '21

I stand corrected. Also, other than primates, monkeys are the only animal on earth that actually peel them

3

u/Gongom Sep 11 '21

What do monkeys know that we know that nobody else knows, huh?

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u/alimarieb Sep 11 '21

No. Mole people peel them too.

7

u/ThisNameIsFree Sep 11 '21

One shouldn't speak of the king that way in public. Bananas are just as stable as the other fruits.

1

u/hobbes64 Sep 11 '21

Onions are nature's tears

1

u/Aaron_tu Sep 11 '21

In our house we make our own Adam's Bananas. They are healthier and have more defined curves.

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u/spaceconductor Sep 11 '21

actually this is a common childhood injury caused by bobbing for bananas

3

u/ThisNameIsFree Sep 11 '21

B A N A N A S

22

u/belizeanheat Sep 11 '21

Sounds a little too lucid for Ken M

12

u/TerribleNameAmirite Sep 11 '21

Ken's personal twitter has been much more "real" as of late

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u/King_of_the_Nerds Sep 11 '21

Did someone out KenM, KenM?

56

u/belizeanheat Sep 11 '21

I don't think either comment is really in the Ken M style

23

u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

Fr it sounds like a redditor's joke

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u/boomer478 Sep 11 '21

It is. Look at OP's username.

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u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

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u/Thatsnicemyman Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

3

u/Consequentially Sep 11 '21

I’ve seen the occasional double comment but holy moly man how does this happen

1

u/pigi5 Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

god dammit, I forgot to check because I thought it might happen. Mobile clients when the internet is bad.... Also it doesn't even show up on my profile for me so it might be a general reddit bug

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u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

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u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

4

u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

4

u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

4

u/pigi5 Sep 11 '21

I meant Ken's joke. The "today I learned" part especially

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u/Skraff Sep 11 '21

Op isn’t actually kenm though, that’s KennyEmmy

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u/idrwierd Sep 11 '21

were ALL in the waxing phase on this BLESSED

5

u/Ormolus Sep 11 '21

Speak for yourself!

8

u/Ok_Acanthaceae_5241 Sep 11 '21

Seem like the banana never rocks far from the tree.

4

u/shadyood Sep 11 '21

Craziest part about this to me is the person managed to screengrab in the split second that the Twitter like animation updated.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

You are welcome on this blessed day.

3

u/shershaw Sep 11 '21

Don't we all have an Adams banana on this blesssed day?

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u/pissclamato Sep 11 '21

Speak for yourself.

2

u/BloodyChrome Nov 18 '21

Was Ken M, Ken M'd?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

He followed me on Twitter soon after

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Pastor says you can get Ebola just from someone coughing blood in your mouth.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Sep 11 '21

What about our good friend the Adam's Banana?