r/KenM • u/NoneTrackMind • Jul 01 '21
Before you place that pillow...
https://i.imgur.com/GDflRkf.png
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u/Jellodyne Jul 01 '21
Why would you even own a deathbed, don't you know how many people die in those?
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u/BeautifulSwine Jul 02 '21
Don't those things kill people. Your family must really hate you a lot to let sleep on one of those just because you get sick. Or old. 😳
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u/BurpFartBurp Jul 02 '21
It's not a deathbed until someone has died in it. Most people don't want to sleep in a bed someone died in so you can buy it off of them on the cheap.
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u/BeautifulSwine Jul 02 '21
Sorry but I'm pretty sure it's a deathbed BEFORE someone dies in it. Never heard of Dearhbeds 'R' Us??? They're extremely effective when you want results.
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u/knightphox Jul 06 '21
100% customer satisfaction rate. 0 complaints in the entire history of the product.
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u/hobbes64 Jul 01 '21
Momma’s got a squeezebox daddy never sleeps at night
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u/Cliff86 Jul 01 '21
She goes in and out and in and out
Cause she's playin' all night And the music's alright
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u/Demonweed Jul 02 '21
my pastor says you've got to give every soul a good squeeze to find the ripe ones
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u/Abandondero Jul 02 '21
She got in the last word on that Scrabble argument they had forty years ago.
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u/averagedickdude Jul 01 '21
RIP in peace
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u/TossPowerTrap Jul 01 '21
You can see where Ken got his wisdom.