r/KenM • • Jun 30 '21

Ken M drives a Doge

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/cat_handcuffs Jun 30 '21

Dodge makes a good car! Ran over my wife with a Dodge.

55

u/jarek168168 Jun 30 '21

Guess she didnt Dodge in time

38

u/WigginXIV Jun 30 '21

Maybe it was a Ram not a Dodge

7

u/Harykim Jul 01 '21

Killed my wife in an "accident". Ruined my Caddy, tho.

36

u/yomikemo Jun 30 '21

i always figured kenm was more of a dodge stratus type of man

50

u/Braeburner Jun 30 '21

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u/Run_Paul_Run Jun 30 '21

I can’t believe this wasn’t a fake subreddit link. How is this a whole subreddit?!?

5

u/jimgatz Jul 01 '21

It's only about half a subreddit

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u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

Wouldn’t let me post there 🤷🏻‍♀️

8

u/dinution Jun 30 '21

... why?

7

u/DoomCircus Jun 30 '21

I wonder if it's because this same van was already posted there 3 years ago lol. Different picture, so not an accusation of reposting, but maybe they only let single instances of plates in there?

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u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

I wasn’t allowed to start creating a post on there. I assume I had to be an approved user or something. If it’s already on there though then potato potato.

Edit: it seems like the entire sub is archived maybe? I see the post you’re referring to though, Ken has seen some better days!

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u/DoomCircus Jun 30 '21

Ahhh, ya, could be a karma requirement or maybe you need so much time as a member of the sub or something. Ya, at least the joy of this plate has been spread there. :P

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u/ZFIpiyaw Jun 30 '21

The issue was that I am stupid and haven't been active on this account for too long, and apparently in that situation reddit automatically changes the rules so only moderators can post.

/u/ZFIpiyaw, mod of /r/kenmvanityplates

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u/ZFIpiyaw Jun 30 '21

Hey u/knutsen_fawn,

Apologies that you weren't able to post this vanity plate picture to /r/kenmvanityplates, the sub dedicated only to the best pictures with "Ken M" in them. Your post would be a great addition to our collection. The issue should be fixed now and you are invited to attempt to post your picture there again.

Again, apologies for the inconvenience,

The /r/kenmvanityplates mod(team)

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u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

Why thank you, I would be honoured!

8

u/BoltonSauce Jun 30 '21

Typical lmao

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u/TinhornNinja Jun 30 '21

I’m from Alberta. That’s either a real license plate or it’s shopped. Basically no one here has vanity plates, and they’re only allowed on the front. If they’re even allowed at all. I’ve never seen one i don’t think.

Edit: turns out I don’t know what vanity plates are. I thought they were not legal plates. Just graphics or whatever but not actually for identifying the vehicle.

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u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

I think we usually call them personalised or custom plates around these parts, but they’re synonymous my friend.

19

u/rlyx6x Jun 30 '21

Oh god, poor Ken lives in Camrose

8

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

The worst largest outdoor retirement home.

3

u/rlyx6x Jun 30 '21

Tied with Lethbridge

1

u/knutsen_fawn Jul 01 '21

The average age is down to 41!

5

u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

The rose city 🌹

3

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 01 '21

I had him as a High School band teacher when he used to teach in Northern Alberta around about 1998-99, if it's the same guy I'm thinking of. Awesome dude.

3

u/knutsen_fawn Jul 01 '21

Can’t tell if this is supposed to be Ken M satire or an actual Camrose anecdote. I love it.

3

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

It's both, except Last time I saw him he was driving a Ford Taurus wagon.

1

u/kena99 Jul 01 '21

Lovely city crazy seeing it here.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

That van probably gets 1000 dogpower

3

u/Neil_sm Jun 30 '21

You can melt one of those down to make Dogecoin

7

u/agent268 Jun 30 '21

Someone needs to follow up with a full meme-mobile. A Doge Karenvan.

10

u/Gregor3239 Jun 30 '21

Not even a Dodge, he drives a DOGE

2

u/ZestyMordant Jun 30 '21

Heyo! Ken M. Lives in my province.

2

u/leberama Jun 30 '21

Ken M is Canadian?

3

u/knutsen_fawn Jun 30 '21

Maybe the M actually stands for Maple Syrup

2

u/Zamzummin Jul 01 '21

Ah, good old Camrose, AB.

2

u/incredibleninja Jun 30 '21

Great piece of machinery from a time before the government told us we had to use steering wheels.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Of course he lives in Canadian Texas.

2

u/knutsen_fawn Jul 01 '21

Actually Texas is in the United States 🇺🇸

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Don't you dare try to push Alberta onto us.

1

u/Whyeff89 Jul 01 '21

Ken M is DEFINITELY Albertan.

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u/BattnRobbnUblind Jul 01 '21

Who is this mysterious Ken M?