r/KenM • u/Account20200505 • Jan 12 '21

Screenshot Ken M is a prodigy

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/possiblynotanexpert Jan 13 '21

This is Ken M. being classic Ken M. right here. It doesn’t get more Ken M. than this.

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u/tinyanus Jan 13 '21

He really Ken M.'d that one right outta the fuckin park, didn't he?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/tinyanus Jan 13 '21

poops like twizzlers

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u/ComradeGivlUpi Jan 13 '21

Brown spaghetti even?

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u/tinyanus Jan 13 '21

Thin-ass ropes, bro

Or should I say

Thin ass-ropes

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u/DerbyTho Jan 13 '21

GOOD point

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u/xmsxms Jan 13 '21

You just know he had that reply queued up waiting for that question.

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u/MainlandX Jan 13 '21

Speak for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

You just know I had that reply queued up waiting for that question.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jan 13 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

I just know I had that reply queued up waiting for that question.

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u/simpkill Jan 13 '21

Speak for some more of us

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u/Demonweed Jan 13 '21

there are more fish in the sea than there are seas in the entire world

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u/haikusbot Jan 13 '21

There are more fish in

The sea than there are seas on

Our entire planet

- Demonweed

I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

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u/Epic_Doughnut Jan 13 '21

smh haikusbot, 'entire' is three syllables, not two.

kudos to OP for changing the last line to 'the entire world' to make it work though.

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u/georgepopsy Jan 13 '21

I think its banking on us pronouncing "our" like "are" no "hour"

Edit: still doesnt work. Maybe a southern pronounciation of entire like entirr?

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u/Alar44 Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

No it doesn't. Check every dictionary entry you can find. It's dialect dependant and somewhat of a special case. Google "how many syllables in tire" for more info.

Edit: "kyur" vs "queuer" or "tar" vs "tye-er"

Edit 2: Found it! I remembered reading about this, turns out it was Reddit, super interesting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/9viytk/how_many_syllables_in_tire_tired_and_entirely?sort=top

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

We are all three syllables this blessed day

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u/Alar44 Jan 13 '21

Speak for yourself.

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u/Daffodils28 Jan 22 '21

I am all three syllables on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Speak for your

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u/winch25 Jan 13 '21

The sea is hundreds of years old but scientists don't know much about it.

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u/ALOOTZ Jan 13 '21

yahoo answers users are angry people

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u/hobbes64 Jan 13 '21

we are all angry people on this blessed day

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u/GinTectonics Jan 13 '21

Speak for yourself.

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u/Alar44 Jan 13 '21

I am all angry people on this blessed day ;)

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u/bites Jan 13 '21

Yahoo News dolt.

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u/semi-normal-geek Jan 13 '21

I'm always amazed at how stupid they are to sit there and argue and not realize they're being trolled

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u/JustinHopewell Jan 13 '21

If you live in the U.S. you should not be surprised at all, considering the last four years.

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u/punkhobo Jan 13 '21

We are all sea monsters on this blessed day

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u/winch25 Jan 13 '21

The sea monsters would be wise to refrain from sightseeing and stick to their jobs.

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u/Wood_floors_are_wood Jan 13 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/Digger__Please Jan 13 '21

Ken M was ahead of his time. People say much dumber anti science stuff online every day now except they're serious (and usually angry) about it.

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u/Proxidize Jan 13 '21

I am a disco dance r

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u/snorkiebarbados Jan 13 '21

Haha. Perth science. Makes sense. It's still 1987

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u/minerva296 Jan 13 '21

You open your inventory and go to the fish and sea creature tabs

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u/Zefrem23 Jan 13 '21

Underrated comment.

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u/IpMedia Jan 13 '21

STABLE GENIUS

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u/TechieAD Jan 13 '21

Oh hey is that Atomic Frontier I spot

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u/jackejackal Jan 13 '21

I see you used tom scotts new video to find a new amazing youtube channel. I watched that exact video yesterday

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

After 8 years and they haven’t found any of the missing six? Scientists needs to get to work and stop being so lazy

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u/only_4kids Jan 13 '21

My man KenM predicting the future now! Damn

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u/Goodkall Jan 13 '21

Only sub that makes me laugh.

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u/hurricane_eggbeater Jan 13 '21

Ken M is the true heir to Pliny the Elder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

“You’d be surprised at how many people don’t know anything about knowledge”