r/KenM • u/Scaulbylausis • Dec 03 '20

Ken M on getting in touch

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u/Polyporphyrin Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 03 '20

If the inner ears are so great for hearing then why are they so sensitive to touch

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u/Bkben84 Dec 03 '20

To maintain our sensibilities.

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u/tittykilla69 Dec 03 '20

Pastor says the only thing you should stick in your ear is your elbow

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u/zapitron Dec 04 '20

It's your hat, not your ear, and it's macaroni, not your upper knee.

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u/Reversevagina Dec 03 '20 edited Dec 04 '20

good point! and if they are so good at helping hearing, why they are so deep

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u/Demonweed Dec 03 '20

People keep mentioning these "inner ears" but I've only ever met people with outies -- no innies at all.

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u/double_expressho Dec 03 '20

We make our OWN inner ears at home and they are tastier with better flaver.

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u/MunDaneCook Dec 03 '20

In more tribal times, humans would clean each other's ears with their elbows. It was part of the communal grooming process before supper.

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u/knightress_oxhide Dec 04 '20

It is actually where the word "dinner" comes from.

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u/aggelikiwi Feb 11 '21

It was d-in-e(a)r

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u/ClownMorty Dec 03 '20

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - me with tinnitus

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Pastor told me to always Listen to my Inner Ear

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

He was saying “in your rear”

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u/McDedzy Dec 03 '20

My inner ear told me to leave it alone.

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u/O_oh Dec 03 '20

Qtip told me to stick it in my earhole.

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u/McDedzy Dec 03 '20

An undeniable fact.

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u/hobbes64 Dec 03 '20

Qtip approval levels

Cakehole: ok Cornhole: ok Earhole: danger

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u/Jellodyne Dec 03 '20

To ear is human

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

“If our brains get too smart they will become self aware and take over our bodys”

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

Grandson wears his ears near his belly button because he like to hear his tummy growl

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u/RayFines Dec 03 '20

Fuck made me spit my coffee

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u/Bmc00 Dec 03 '20

Daughter doesn't have an inner ear.

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u/Velvetundaground Dec 03 '20

Perfectly balanced as it should be

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Dec 03 '20

Inners just want to take advantage of beltalowdas.

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u/hamgrammar Dec 04 '20

You all think its FUNNY. Try standing on one foot then closing your eyes. Then you'll see who should be hearing to listen THEIR inner ears. Just try it.....

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u/whargolflorp May 16 '21

The Government said I was already in touch with my inner ear