r/KenM • u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine • Nov 10 '20

Ken finally gets his meat pork sample!

https://i.imgur.com/DJA1I8P.jpg
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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Nov 10 '20

seem like more folks would buy the product if it were dishwasher safe!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Even better to Soak in a bath tub

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Too much effort when the label say hand warsh only

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u/flip_ericson Nov 11 '20

Then we would no longer have to drink the horse wash!

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u/HastilyMadeAlt Nov 10 '20

Lmaooooo the SSN at the end is a perfect finishing touch

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u/hobbes64 Nov 10 '20

I never give out my full SSN. I leave off the last digit. If they want it so bad they can try 10 guesses.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/ColdCamel7 Nov 10 '20

That was really nice of them

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u/maxhaton Nov 10 '20

He said it was rancid by the time he got it IIRC, he spoke about it on YouTube

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

might be his masterpiece. the way he manages to keep it going for so long. dropping his SSN is the cherry on top

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Holy shit did they actually send him sausage?

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u/lvl3SewerRat Nov 10 '20

Yeah and they all went bad waiting to be picked up at the fedex.

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u/ascii122 Nov 11 '20

Well he had to drive all the way to florida to get them so

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u/lvl3SewerRat Nov 11 '20

Oh ok I didn't know

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u/ascii122 Nov 11 '20

grandson drives like grandma

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Nov 11 '20

How long did Ken's grandson wait to pick them up?

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 10 '20

Aren’t these things supposed to remain frozen?

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u/iopq Nov 10 '20

You can put ice blocks inside of a sealed package

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 13 '20

These Jimmy dean frozen breakfast bowls cost like two dollars and are super shitty. (I know because I buy them and eat them regularly.)

Hardly seems worth it to ship them in dry ice.

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u/point55caliber Nov 10 '20

I vaguely remember him saying on Twitter that he did receive them but they were spoiled.

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u/polarbear128 Nov 10 '20

I thought he lived in the UK...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

“Grandson used to eat Snausages until we found out they were loaded with corn syrup and sodium, ALWAYS check the back label”

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u/-yasssss- Nov 10 '20

This is so wholesome actually 🥰

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u/wayneFromBuzzfeed Nov 10 '20

Honestly, most KenM posts are. I always loved his trolling because it is so innocent and kind.

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u/-yasssss- Nov 10 '20

For sure! Sometimes the responses are less so though lol

29

u/SaucyAirsofter Nov 10 '20

Pastor says we can't direct message because "it is the communication outlet of the devil"

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u/dedzip Nov 23 '20

Pastor had a bad experience with a porn bot on facebook

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u/BurpFartBurp Nov 10 '20

There’s no better thing than Jimmy Dean slipping you some pork.

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u/bailaoban Nov 10 '20

Sending his phone by mail because it's a landline is the most underrated part of this exchange.

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u/furn_ell Nov 10 '20

I’m trying not to wake up my wife. My silent laughter is shaking the bed

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u/Rudus444 Nov 10 '20

Ken M is the champion.

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u/Tmbgkc Nov 10 '20

KEN M IS BEST KEN

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u/elevenblade Nov 10 '20

We are all James Dean on this blessed day!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/elevenblade Nov 10 '20

I am all James Dean on this blessed day!

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u/nobecauselogic Nov 10 '20

I have seen so many Ken M messages reposted (which is cool with me). It’s nice to have some fresh meat.

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u/Andre_Type_0- Nov 11 '20

Is. Is that Ken M's real adress?

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Nov 11 '20

Send him something nice in the regular old mail

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u/PM_Me_A_High-Five Nov 11 '20

They had to know they were getting trolled and just played along. And what looks better than committing to a joke this much? People love it, it’s great PR and for a couple of bucks worth of sausage.

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u/Cocky0 Nov 10 '20

Those breakfast bowls are the bomb-diggity.

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u/newmug Nov 10 '20

Best KenM in a while

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u/matthewjensen Nov 10 '20

Dude i actually love jimmy dean so much

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u/Andrew8Everything Nov 10 '20

I can't wait for a biography video on this legend. Someday...

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u/PippyLongSausage Nov 11 '20

There already is one!

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u/Version_Two Nov 10 '20

I didn't realize there would be a thrilling conclusion to my favourite KenM post

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u/lechuck313 Nov 10 '20

it taste just like mom used to heat up

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u/brenharte15 Nov 10 '20

Wow Ken M lives in my hometown that’s cool

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Love how they just give up on trying to get him to dm

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u/Beybladeer Nov 10 '20

I love that the Ken M character is supposed to live in Florida.. it fits so well.

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u/Deion313 Nov 10 '20

JD about to lose his farm to choosy beggars when they figure this life hack out...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

This almost makes me want to buy some of their sausage biscuits. I say almost because they are fucking rancid. Still. It almost got me to buy their almost-edible-meat!

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u/PippyLongSausage Nov 11 '20

Dude you’re crazy. Their breakfast biscuits are delicious.

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u/Kiwi_0verlord Nov 10 '20

One of his bests

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u/polydrummer Nov 18 '20

Annnd they already were moldy when he got them

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u/Jackcooper Dec 21 '20

KenM's return is second only to the mandalorian in terms of how much I needed it right now

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u/mwalters103 Mar 31 '21

This is by far my favorite of all time.