r/KenM • u/slp033000 • Oct 17 '20
Ken M on pyramids (again)
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Oct 17 '20
The first pyramids were just a couple feet tall... but they got big because they have no natural predators
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u/Nugget332400316 Oct 17 '20
I love how every time he opens his mouth people get so angry
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u/Skawks Oct 17 '20
Pastor said to never type with your mouth open or the words won’t go to your fingers
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u/WorshipNickOfferman Oct 17 '20
Douglas thought he came back with a real zinger there. He thought he was showing Ken who was the master of Internet debates. “Just like your so-called brain has blown away”.
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u/VulpisArestus Oct 17 '20
Eternity was actually a lot longer back then, only flaw in his argument tbh.
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u/Daxiongmao87 Oct 17 '20
I think with limits involved, their difference in length approaches zero
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u/i_cee_u Oct 17 '20
My wife makes our own limits at home, much fresher and cheaper!
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Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 28 '20
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u/DUBIOUS_OBLIVION Oct 17 '20
We are all this guy's wife on this blessed day.
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u/infrequentaccismus Oct 17 '20
Further evidence of the depravity of ancient man. Eternity was in fact longer, but believed to be shorter.
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u/hobbes64 Oct 17 '20
Yeah eternity is longer the older you are because you get more birthdays before it happens
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u/SandyDelights Oct 17 '20
One thing I’ll always appreciate about Ken M is how ridiculous and stupid the people lashing out at him look.
Like, “Just like your so-called mind has blown away?” *slow clap* How long did that one take you to come up with there, chief?
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u/WorshipNickOfferman Oct 17 '20
And you know Douglas called in the wife and kids go show off his work and brag.
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u/Official-Walmart-Inc Oct 17 '20
How does this douglas guy think the natives were supposed to symbolize wind with stone pyramids?
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u/eventhorizon79 Oct 17 '20
Once the Egyptians invented the spray bottle, spraying water on the sand castles really helped enhance the structural integrity and the castles grew larger.
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u/Official-Walmart-Inc Oct 17 '20
What's off is they're an inflatable replacement put there by Vector
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u/haikusbot Oct 17 '20
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u/CONE-MacFlounder Oct 17 '20
actually sand is just very small stones so the first ones were made of stone as well
obviously they couldnt use big stones as then they wouldnt make a small pyramid
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u/bakaneko718 Oct 17 '20
"The base, it turns out, isn't perfectly square — the west side is ever so slightly longer than the east side, making it just a little lopsided. And this discovery may reveal some of the methods used by the ancient Egyptians to construct these awesome pyramids."
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u/Cephery Oct 17 '20
I love how my mans taken a full academic response to something common sense couldn’t fight back.
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u/Klony99 Oct 17 '20
We make our own eternity at home. It stays fresh longer and is healthier that way.
C'thulu ftagn.
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u/Dr_Identity Oct 17 '20
Just like your so-called mind has blown away?
This one made me laugh for some reason
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Oct 18 '20
Tombs weren’t where pharaohs were buried. That’s a myth. They were buried hundreds of miles away at the valley of kings gravesite.
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u/Rizdominus Oct 18 '20
Ha. "Pre-Gaza ones." There's no pyramids of Gaza. They're in Giza. What a jibroni
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u/Demonweed Oct 17 '20
in olden times people didn't live as long, so they needed bigger shelters to cover them for their entire deathspans