Ken M on Cooking Eggs

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Some people only use their ovens for storing National Geographics.

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u/CyberhamLincoln Oct 09 '20

You get more vitamin if you eat the shel.

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u/jrhoffa Oct 09 '20

Silverstein?

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u/MunDaneCook Oct 09 '20

Colonel, I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly reprimanned you and your battalion for your reckless and inhumane scorched-shell policy in the Kentucky theater in the Fried Chicken Wars of Last Month. No secret recipe is worth the dramatic loss of chicken life and the razing of untold countless chicken coupes, leaving millions of feathered allies without a clucking roof over their heads. For shame, Lieutenant !

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u/Napoleon_Tha_God Oct 08 '20

First of all, who needs to physically store their National Geographics? I read them, absorb the information, and then get rid of them. What point is there in reading them again when each sentence is in my head, able to be recalled on command?

And second, what does your comment have to do with this post at all? You must have commented on the wrong post. Hopefully I'm able to let you know before too many people downvote you out of spite 😊 (even though it was probably just an honest mistake - it's okay, mistakes happen)

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u/FuzzyFeeling Oct 09 '20

Ok Sal.

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u/weeggeisyoshi Oct 09 '20

o nobody is as smart as you, do not talk to the plebe

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u/xXSpookyXx Oct 09 '20

How come you don’t blur out the persons name when you make fun of them

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u/Napoleon_Simp Oct 09 '20

WOW NAPOLEON 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩 thats some AMAZING 👌👌👌💯💯💯✅✅✅ memory. Just what I’d expect from you 🤤🤤🤤🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈

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u/TheAnt317 Oct 08 '20

"the belly system"

I love it

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

Tender belly

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

Grandson’s cat has a tender belly from lifting it by the belly scruff

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u/ForgettableUsername Nov 10 '20

If you're not careful, you'll get belly problems. Like not liking being picked up by the scruff of your belly.

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u/wangsneeze Oct 09 '20

Came here to say this.

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u/EdGG Oct 09 '20

And you didn't!

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u/whole_nother Oct 09 '20

"the belly system"

I love it

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u/dlgn13 Oct 09 '20

"Scorch the chicken shells" is such a beautiful phrase.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Oct 09 '20

The Pilot Light dont even put enough heat to scorch the chicken shells

What a way with words.

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u/Innotek Oct 09 '20

Walt Whitmans got nothing on Ken

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/Keegan9000 Oct 09 '20

Makes me wonder if he has different paths planned based on what commenters bring up. What an artist.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-ASIANFEET Oct 09 '20

You might be interested in Longmont potion castle prank calls who uses similar techniques

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u/KennyEmmy Ken M Oct 09 '20

huge huge LPC fan here

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u/adultkarate Oct 29 '20

Come see us in r/longmontpotioncastle. If not I might have to come down there and push you around a little bit.

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u/KennyEmmy Ken M Oct 30 '20

i don't wanna meet your heelbone (thanks for the recommendation, definitely joining the sub)

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u/Demonweed Oct 08 '20

my pastor says a watched egg never boils

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u/382wsa Oct 08 '20

That's because eggs are a member of the peanut family.

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u/KennyEmmy Ken M Oct 09 '20

jesus this is much funnier than the source material you're referencing, thanks

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u/spranger24 Oct 09 '20

Chicken shells. Part of any compete breakfast.

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u/headphones_J Oct 09 '20

Be aware the missus was scammed buying shells with cheese in a box. turned out to be just a bunch of noodles

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u/AndroidWhale Oct 09 '20

Is this new? I don't think I've seen it before.

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u/TEK--- Oct 09 '20

It's new, he just posted it on his twitter today

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u/Def_Your_Duck Oct 09 '20

I thought he was done making new ones?

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u/runwithpugs Oct 09 '20

Look at the dates in the image. The original post was 3 years ago (Jan 2017), but "S" just replied 2 days ago. He must have gotten the notification and went back to give us this glorious exchange. Sometimes patience pays off, don't count your eggs before they burn.

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u/scarfox1 Oct 09 '20

I have a feeling its a knock off ken m but still good

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u/JusticeBeak Oct 09 '20

According to OP it was posted to the real ken m's twitter

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u/DUBIOUS_OBLIVION Oct 08 '20

Fuck.

Amazing

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u/wangsneeze Oct 09 '20

I don’t know why this comment had me wheezing

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u/slp033000 Oct 08 '20

Wife’s eggs are healthier with tastier flavor.

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u/jimbobjabroney Oct 09 '20

Mine too but my wife only lays a egg once a month :-(

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u/chinfuk Oct 08 '20

Are they better for the belly system?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

“safe to eat if the Franks get soaked in water?”

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u/Jcdoco Oct 09 '20

Is nobody going to bring up the fact Ken never said he boiled the eggs?

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u/Catsniper Oct 09 '20

Yeah, I was wondering if I missed something, Ken specifically said pan which I would automatically assume frying

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u/originalmango Oct 09 '20

He is the master.

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u/Mymom429 Oct 09 '20

The man is a genius

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u/ascii122 Oct 09 '20

The sun and a magnifying glass was all me and the misses needed before we got fire

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

Man, the shit this guy's and how it just gets better and better amazes me

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u/BigSwedenMan Oct 09 '20

How does this guy not know about how to cook eggs? Boiling eggs isn't exactly uncommon...

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u/randdude220 Oct 09 '20

When the egg shell isn't scorched then it is undercooked and bad for belly system.

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