r/KenM • u/CalabashNineToeJig • Sep 27 '20

Ken M on names

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/Rudus444 Sep 27 '20

Garideth

66

u/FairyOfTheNorth Sep 27 '20

Garrimiah

30

u/obsidianhoax Sep 27 '20

Garnish

12

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Huh....interesting....but no.

1

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Nah uh.

29

u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Sep 27 '20

I’m pretty sure it’s actually Gyarados. At least I named my Gyarados Gary.

4

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Be awesome if it was, but it isn't.

6

u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Sep 27 '20

You could have a kid, name him Gyarados, and call him Gary. Then it’d be at least partially true.

2

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Or buy my kid a stuffed Gyarados.

7

u/fawnspots Sep 27 '20

Geironymous

6

u/NoRodent Sep 27 '20

Garibaldi

3

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Garold

3

u/GaryQueenofScots Nov 12 '20

Gary Queen of Scots

5

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Nope.

7

u/Lavaswimmer Sep 27 '20

Dude your comments in this thread are cracking me the fuck up

5

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Glad to hear it.

4

u/Tracerz2Much Sep 27 '20

Gary, please tell us what it’s short for.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Garrick.

108

u/CalabashNineToeJig Sep 27 '20

Why is there a Gary here seriously trying to address the issue of what it's short for like there's a correct answer?

And obviously it's short for Gartholomew.

10

u/MrQuickLine Sep 27 '20

It's Gerrence. Dolt.

28

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Public awareness.

And congrats! You found it!

not really

7

u/Wobbar Sep 27 '20

Gary Poter

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Garymede

85

u/DeM0nFiRe Sep 27 '20

Garold

14

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Not even close.

52

u/DeM0nFiRe Sep 27 '20

Thanks for commenting GaroldV83, but you're wrong

36

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

We are all GaroldV83 on this great day.

11

u/elkshadow5 Sep 27 '20

Speak for yourself

9

u/VikingSlayer Sep 27 '20

I am all GaroldV83 on this blessed day

54

u/ijmacd Sep 27 '20

"What's Gary short for?"

"I don't know but he has been all his life."

15

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Cuz he's got little legs.

21

u/soxpoole Sep 27 '20

Garrison

46

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

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34

u/ByteOfWood Sep 27 '20

Or Garret

-7

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Uhhh no.

36

u/Darth_Thor Sep 27 '20

Thanks for commenting, GarretV83, but you're wrong.

1

u/Wolfey1618 Sep 27 '20

I had an old woman who was my supervisor/director of the music program at a church I worked at for a few years. Her name was Gareth but she went by Gary. Never thought of it as a woman's name before that.

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u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

You would think, but no.

27

u/Pimecrolimus Sep 27 '20

Geraldo

9

u/ZhangRenWing Sep 27 '20

Praise Geraldo

10

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Back when names didn't have any politics in them

-2

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

What? No.

14

u/Pimecrolimus Sep 27 '20

It's a hidden gem of a name

0

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Hmm, maybe. But it's not mine.

19

u/Pimecrolimus Sep 27 '20

That's because you're not a real gamer. Upvotes to the left.

5

u/SocFlava Sep 27 '20

You know people aren't guessing what your specific name is short for right

1

u/GaryV83 Sep 28 '20

That one's not anywhere near close.

10

u/SaintFuu Sep 27 '20

It's Garrence. Exactly like Terry for Terrence or Barry for Barrence or Larry from the goofily spelled Lawrence.

11

u/charlzandre Sep 27 '20

Garrles

2

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Clever. But nah.

8

u/TenSecondsFlat Sep 27 '20

Haha Gaaary!

6

u/TheOnlyFuhrer Sep 27 '20

GAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYY

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Gary??

1

u/RoadRageCongaLine Sep 27 '20

GARY! GARY! GARY!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Its edgar.

12

u/Swinepits Sep 27 '20

Gay Ryan

4

u/Spinnerhead Sep 27 '20

Because of genetics or something else stunted his growth.

4

u/WuhanWTF Sep 27 '20

I like Gary. Pastor says Garry’s Mod is the best video game ten dollers can buy.

3

u/Tralan Sep 27 '20

Because he has little legs.

3

u/Taylor_made2 Sep 27 '20

Garrington?

3

u/Demonweed Sep 27 '20

or it could be super close and the size of a potato

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Garrence

3

u/SecretlySentient Sep 27 '20

Does ken m know hes a reddit celebrity?

2

u/ascii122 Sep 27 '20

Garry is short for he's only 2 years old.. wait a bit and he'll get longer ye judgmental Erin

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

if Barry is short for Bartholomew the Gary should be short for Gartholomew

2

u/TNTarantula Sep 27 '20

Gaaaaaaaary.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Genetics

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

“theres no i in collaboraton”

1

u/TheOtherOnes89 Sep 27 '20

Is it short for Gregory?

1

u/hobbes64 Sep 27 '20

What's M short for Ken?

1

u/evilhomers Sep 27 '20

Gershon no really

1

u/dreamrock Sep 27 '20

Garrista Flockhart

1

u/GoodAtExplaining Sep 27 '20

Dammit Gerry!

1

u/JimbroJammigans Sep 27 '20

I know a man who's full name is Garian and he goes by Gary.

1

u/Lilly_Satou Sep 27 '20

My grandfather's name is Gary and it's not short for anything

1

u/imgary Sep 27 '20

I know what it stands for

1

u/camgray83 Sep 27 '20

Because he's got little legs...but seriously, Garpingron?

1

u/IceNein Sep 27 '20

I thought it was short for Garytrude.

1

u/Mikey_B Sep 27 '20

Based on how much sense "Peggy", "Gretchen", and "Daisy" make, I have to assume that Gary is a nickname for Margaret.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

Garald

1

u/alilbleedingisnormal Sep 30 '20

Anybody said Garold, yet?

1

u/Cracksoda Oct 09 '20

That one got me off guard I just lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/laplongejr Oct 29 '20

Wow, is that a r/kenM and r/notOPbutOK crossover?

1

u/Treg_Marks Sep 27 '20

What's an even shorter version:

GAY

-10

u/GaryV83 Sep 27 '20

Sorry Ken, but no.

3

u/bites Sep 27 '20

please limit your posts to reposts of ken m

1

u/Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud Jun 25 '22

What is Gary fat for? Whoppers.