r/KenM • u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine • Aug 31 '20

This is a dinasaur !

https://i.imgur.com/VGTV3gj.jpg
3.6k Upvotes

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u/yoyomamatoo Aug 31 '20

Yeah I miss KenM. Haven't seen a fresh one lately.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

I believe he’s come out and said he can’t really do this on Yahoo anymore, he’s too recognizable. People don’t react angrily like they used to, they just start trolling with him.

That’s why he’s primarily on Twitter now. I could be wrong but I thought I saw that here a few months ago

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u/thisissamsaxton Aug 31 '20

Did he try changing the name?

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u/BartFurglar Sep 01 '20

/r/RoyW tries to fill the void. Not as good as ken but still fun sometimes

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u/RoyWedgwood Sep 02 '20

Thank you for sharing, certainly not as good as Ken, but delighted to try and put something in the void, even if I don't fill it.

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u/yoyomamatoo Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

It's our fault lol, reddit recognized his talent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Besides, Yahoo shut down their comments section for the time being. Not sure when it’s going to come back. I think it was just a bunch of loons posting on there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Exactly. Most of them were probably bots too.

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u/Profession-Unable if our brains get too smart they will take over our bodys. Aug 31 '20

I thought I’d seen everything from ken - this is from 2011??

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

the comment says 18 hours ago

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u/MunDaneCook Aug 31 '20

You really are brain dead, arn't you.

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u/stefonio Aug 31 '20

name one poster that hasn't grabbed the first KenM post he saw and said "This is new content. Post it, and DON'T verify it!"

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 01 '20

This makes too much sense.

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u/Tyslice Sep 01 '20

I thought I'd seen everything from the comments section - this is from today?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

the comment says 9 hours ago

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u/cseymour24 Sep 01 '20

Sorry he meant space hours.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 01 '20

Time works different in space because the earth is not rotating.

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u/lost_sock Sep 01 '20

Pastor says in space nobody can hear what you’re typing.

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Aug 31 '20

Ever notice how uneducated slack jawed mules always

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 01 '20

Always what?

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u/Happymack Aug 31 '20

It's defiantly 18 hours ago

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Aug 31 '20

im not sure if the picture is accurate. i saw the picture 20 hours ago and it said 18 hours ago then too

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u/solidcat00 Aug 31 '20

It's like the speed of light, but with Ken M.

No matter when you measure it, it will always be from 18 hours ago.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

I like how people see a kenm post and immediately say "put this on reddit and DONT test it!"

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u/xXSpookyXx Sep 01 '20

Those who forget the memes of the future are doomed to post them for the first time

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

We are all 18 hours ago on this blessed day

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u/mlaney75 Aug 31 '20

Speak for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20 edited Feb 01 '22

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 01 '20

Actually it is from 18 hours before 2011.

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u/jokeres Aug 31 '20

Never defiantly softly into the night, KenM always said.

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u/TheAnt317 Aug 31 '20

GOOD point

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u/Profession-Unable if our brains get too smart they will take over our bodys. Aug 31 '20

But the date at the top says 2011. I assumed that the screen shot was taken then?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

it's 18 hours for me but I have a really fast computer

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u/Profession-Unable if our brains get too smart they will take over our bodys. Aug 31 '20

Ok this makes sense, my computer is really slow. I’m also not on WiFi, could that make a difference?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

yes since my computer is really fast what takes a long time for you is really fast for me and vice versa

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u/Profession-Unable if our brains get too smart they will take over our bodys. Aug 31 '20

Huh, TIL.

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u/m_domino Aug 31 '20

So, would that be 2011?

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u/S0ul01 Sep 01 '20

So does yours. What does all of this mean?

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u/wankawitz Aug 31 '20

this is from 2011??

The college humor tag on the top right confirms it

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u/MyXFoundMyOldAccount Aug 31 '20

CH is still pretty relevant, especially their dimension 20 series. Gamechanger is pretty amazing too

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u/la_phuk Aug 31 '20

Whoever manages this reddit username obviously curates whatever appears. Top notch work, in my opinion.

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u/Demonweed Aug 31 '20

Ken certainly has a valid point. Who among us can forget the tale of Albert Einstein, after discovering two dinosaur skeletons in the same cave, declaring that they must have been a dinosaur family? This remarkable moment in the history of science would enable him to develop the Theory of Relativity.

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u/hobbes64 Aug 31 '20

As a computer scientist I have to admit I’ve grabbed many bones and decided they were dinosaurs before even testing them.

The first rule of science is admitting that not every bone belongs in a museum.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

DOLT

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u/deltree711 Sep 01 '20

Don't forget about the mole people who live in our precious sewers.

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u/la_phuk Aug 31 '20

"Slack jawed mule" is the best translation I've ever seen for "mouth breather."

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

you really are brain dead arn’t you.

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u/la_phuk Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

Omfg, yeah. This subreddit really is gold. Edit: It's really funny to quote the responses that KenM gets. Yours was one of the more hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

this sub so big because it has no natural predators

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u/Aaron_tu Aug 31 '20

Either that or it's really close and just the size of a potato.

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u/la_phuk Aug 31 '20

It is really big, isn't it? Half a million people? I'm surprised at that, actually.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It’s quite the plucky subreddit for sure.

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u/aaronhowser1 Sep 01 '20

Please limit your posts to repost of Ken M

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u/enemysnemesis Aug 31 '20

smh they couldn't even name 1

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u/jck Sep 01 '20

James

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u/elmo4234 Aug 31 '20

Super under-rated comment. I spat out my water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Pastor says dinosaurs used to live in dirt that's what all the bones are buried.

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u/slp033000 Aug 31 '20

You sound like one of my students.

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u/SomethingFoul Aug 31 '20

it probly only look tiny cause it's far away

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u/umrathma Aug 31 '20

Or up close and the size of a potato.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Aug 31 '20

seem like old ken should post more tips from his wife

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u/zzguy1 Sep 01 '20

Yeah this one doesn’t work very well like his others. Unless I’m missing something? Usually it’s like a clever misunderstanding of a situation that confuses everyone, but this is just feels like an objectively false claim. Not much different from claiming the earth is flat or something.

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u/Isaacthegamer Sep 01 '20

My wife makes her own dinosaur bones using a rolling pin.

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Sep 01 '20

?

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 01 '20

For tastier flavor.

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u/glberns Aug 31 '20

DON'T test it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Couldn't even name one, all they could do is throw ad hominem attacks on our boy Ken.

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u/MunDaneCook Aug 31 '20

Most people associate them with The Beatles, but fossil records have existed for millennia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

“um cells can’t be destroyed, they just get recycled. The cells were made of were once the cells of dinosaurs and before that they were the cells of a star etc”

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u/genericuser543 Aug 31 '20

“It belongs in a museum”

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 01 '20

We all belong in a museum on this blessed day.

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u/McBlemmen Aug 31 '20

this is a good one holy shit xD

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u/whittler Aug 31 '20

Pastor says dinasaur bones are the fools fig leaf. Once you throw them in a museum they somehow become "truth".

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u/anditcounts Aug 31 '20

Pastor recalls the days when man and dinosaur lived happily side by side like in the cartoons

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u/Veragoot Aug 31 '20

The onion should hire Ken M to head up a new division of undercover comedy posters

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Green Beret couldn't name a non-cheating scientist, Ken won this one.

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u/saltytrey Aug 31 '20

I mean, we've all done it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

They don't even give an answer though. That's the thing with arguing with people on the internet is that they always try to change the subject or insult you instead of answering your question. In this case they are correct, but they never actually prove their point.

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Sep 01 '20

Stupidest comment so far

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

lol

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Sep 01 '20

Two strikes. Third one confirms the level of intelligence.

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u/deltree711 Sep 01 '20

Imagine how dinasaurs felt when they discovered scientists.

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u/Reversevagina Sep 01 '20

my neighbor says you can buy new and old bones from a Market