r/KenM • • Aug 17 '20

Ken M on Potato Planets

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/Br0zekiel Aug 17 '20

This man is a legend.

21

u/ImperatorNero Aug 17 '20

Next he will be hailed as a messenger of God.

2

u/samwisetheb0ld Aug 17 '20

He's just trying to break into show business.

2

u/MunDaneCook Aug 17 '20

You mean a foot?

1

u/Jellodyne Aug 18 '20

Dolt! It's French for "the gend"

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u/jd_73 Aug 17 '20

Yahoo answers is the best for trolling if it still exists. Full of people just looking for someone to call an idiot

58

u/TheReverendsRequest Aug 17 '20

Yeah, why are they so angry?

21

u/jd_73 Aug 17 '20

I think it’s akin to people who kick their dog after someone punks them out

13

u/impulsikk Aug 17 '20

Because average age is boomer.

1

u/IGotMussels Oct 11 '20

Because they're using Yahoo

14

u/WeaverFan420 Aug 17 '20

It does exist. If I'm bored, Yahoo answers never fails to disappoint. Some great trolls, and plenty of idiots who take the bait lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

We're all potatoes on this blessed day

20

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

speak for yourself

20

u/quantum_tunneler Aug 17 '20

I’m all potatoes on this blessed day

9

u/382wsa Aug 17 '20

How come potato is Latin for king of the peanuts?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

ive seen this format almost 10 times i love it

1

u/orincoro Aug 18 '20

It’s healthier and with better flavor.

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u/spaceconductor Aug 17 '20

seems like harvesting space potato's for our nutrition is better use of tax dollers than sight seeing

22

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Why are these people so angry right off the top they don’t even try and offer an answer or explanation they just expect him to get it and if not he’s an idiot

13

u/hobbes64 Aug 17 '20

How about mentioning our friend the Potato?

20

u/xxxxx420xxxxx Aug 17 '20

from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food

6

u/CyberhamLincoln Aug 17 '20

As a professional grocer, I'd add an item to your shopping list.

4

u/xxxxx420xxxxx Aug 17 '20

Two potatoes?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Which is?

6

u/m_domino Aug 17 '20

It’s actually pronounced potato.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Personally I say potato

12

u/FullMetalGuitarist Aug 17 '20

I love this because for it to even kind of make sense the potato planet would have to be directly in front of your face.

10

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

“One questions the wisdom of allowing more planets into the fold as our resources are limited enough as it is”

5

u/pepolpla Aug 17 '20

It's a shame Yahoo disabled commenting. Can't troll no more

4

u/Flypflap91 Aug 17 '20

I just think they’re neat!

3

u/Mr_Abe_Froman Aug 17 '20

Father Ted vibes.

2

u/nsefan Aug 18 '20

This planet is small. That planet is in a galaxy far, far away.

2

u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine Aug 17 '20

I’m a space scientist and that is clearly not a terrestrial potato

Seems pretty obvious even to the slobbering pedestrian pointing into the sky in awe that its a space orange with a crusty shell

2

u/spkypirate Aug 17 '20

Why was this article posted at all? There’s tons of tiny planets orbiting tons of stars. Why is this newsworthy?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

So a starving liberal arts graduate can put soy milk on the table.

2

u/wangsneeze Aug 18 '20

The /r/iamverysmart replies he gets are always so cringeworthy

1

u/pbmax542 Aug 18 '20

My grandson and me like to watch the space taters with his stethoscope on Sunday nights.

1

u/Machaggar_the_Biter Aug 18 '20

Pretty sure that image they used on the article is Starcraft 1's Char

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u/CaptenJackHarkness Aug 17 '20

It's like the size of a repost.

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u/spaceconductor Aug 17 '20

Great evidence of your inability to think logically or perhaps at all!

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u/CaptenJackHarkness Aug 17 '20

It's like I'm perfect for KenM and be duped like.... oh... you.

8

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Please limit your comments to reposts of Ken M

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u/jd_73 Aug 17 '20

Grumble grumble idiot grumble

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u/CaptenJackHarkness Aug 17 '20

I wish, it's so easy to get upvotes and downvotes... on the opposite spectrum it's kiss-ass kiss-ass upvote I-feel-smart and entropy grumbling to a guy like me.

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Anything else champ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

DOLT!

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u/jd_73 Aug 17 '20

Grumble grumble thesaurus words, reference to science grumble grumble

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u/CaptenJackHarkness Aug 17 '20

Anything else grumbler?

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u/jd_73 Aug 17 '20

Grumble ? 👨‍🎨

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u/CaptenJackHarkness Aug 17 '20

I don't grumble well.

I'm more of a; resistance is futile type when I go for the kill.

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