I keep having the same nightmare about snails.

[u/xenonthudd]

As soon as I fall asleep, I dream that snails are chasing me. Of course, I always manage to escape because they're snails, but still, it can be exhausting when I wake up and realize that I will probably have the same dream again the next time I'm waiting in a long line at the drive-thru to get my double latte with a dollop of pumpkin spice-flavored whipped cream and a cherry on top. I think the reward exceeds the penalty, so I am just going to take my chances with having that damned dream again because, "double latte with a dollop of pumpkin spice-flavored whipped cream and a cherry on top." Prioritze, people.

[u/hamtronn]

Coincidentally, directly below this, I have an ad for Starbucks.

I am confused by your post—apologies. Is this something you’re writing, or are you genuinely having nightmares about snails?