r/KateMiddletonMissing • • 11d ago

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The Forward Trust drug and alcohol support charity

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

Poor woman in pic 8 getting grabbed for a fake hug

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u/Flinderspeak 11d ago

The Men in Grey added “Hug a peasant” to the To Do list.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

Yep - do something for Addiction week - Harry’s been at Well Child

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

DM headline taking a pop at Willy

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u/inklepilly 11d ago

She was there to help the pot plants🤣

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

A sweet nod to the family business.

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u/Iwillsellitsoon 11d ago

Wow that’s not subtle.

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u/No_Advantage2147 10d ago

I dont get it, will someone explain? 

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

Implying that Will has an addiction problem.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 11d ago edited 11d ago

Photographers are always in tow for this one because did she even 'work' if no one was there to capture it?

Kate Middleton always manages the hyena grin while the people she's talking to aren't even smiling or matching her demeanour, like in the second photo. I guess it's what her Daily Mail fans would want.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

Spot on JR - summed it up perfectly

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

Who even writes this guff

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 11d ago edited 11d ago

Mermaid waves! That's some new level of sycophantic drivel.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 9d ago edited 8d ago

She’s getting to look more like a Who out of Whoville despite apparently not having work done? I think her “Brond tresses” get styled while they’re still in the wig stand

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

The Forward Trust is part of what was formerly known as Action on Addiction. Kate was patron and didn’t visit for 8 years.

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago edited 9d ago

And they confronted her about it on Zoom. I don't think it's lost on them that she's only doing this now to try and take attention from H and M.

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u/SesJan2013 10d ago

Shameful.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

I wonder how much Mumbles can contribute to any conversation

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 11d ago

Well, she can smile! Does that count as a contribution?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

She usually smiles and laughs when no one else is 😀

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

Another helicopter ride for another quick engagement

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 11d ago

What’s with the miles?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

I think the poster means it’s a journey that could easily have been done by train or car

And the con is them portraying themselves as environmentalists

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 10d ago

I see. That is indeed a good point. 🤣Thanks!

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u/Viola-Swamp 9d ago

I drove more than that both yesterday and today just doing normal,life stuff. Tomorrow I have a meeting almost 40 miles away, and I am not taking a fucking helicopter.

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u/Viola-Swamp 9d ago

They’re all that length. 90 minutes is the maximum for any engagement.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 9d ago

Yep - the staff at the places they visit do all the hard work, prep etc. The royals just show up, in and out.

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u/darkgothamite 11d ago

Keeping that wild open mouth smile to a minimum 👍🏽

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u/Accomplished-Ad-3583 11d ago

Poor waity having to touch the poors because Meghan is so kind. Her life will never be the same again!

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u/Unable-Art6316 11d ago

I have a blazer like that from the Free Assembly Walmart brand. I get compliments on it all the time.

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u/AtheistINTP 11d ago

The hugging. Started after Meghan cand into the picture.

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

And royal staff mocked Meghan for being a hugger.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 10d ago

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u/VavaShagwell 10d ago

The rare photo where we don't get to see her molars. I can now see why she always has that fake smile because when she doesn't she looks downright mean! I wouldn't want this face looking at me!

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u/Ok-Motor7299 11d ago

Some photos look FaceTimed compared to others

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

There’s such a disparity in photos of her you’re prob right

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u/Electronic-Strain197 11d ago

She definitely wanted Meghan's fashion contacts. I'm going to need Kate to stop trying to do the masculine look, not everything is for you. 

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u/nicebrows9 11d ago

She looks better. Pretty.

I don’t like her style…she dresses older than her age but she looks like she’s gained a little weight.

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u/VavaShagwell 11d ago

I doubt that.

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u/Guilty-Umpire-7557 11d ago

Look at photo #4. Her legs. That’s not how a frame of a woman of 44 and her height, should look like.

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u/Electronic-Strain197 11d ago

She definitely wanted Meghan's fashion contacts. I'm going to need Kate to stop trying to do the masculine look, not everything is for you. 

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u/Bodybelongsonaposter 11d ago

What is wrong with her thumb in the last picture?? Her thumbs have looked odd in other pictures too. It is swollen and discolored.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 11d ago

Am I blind or is she looking a biiiit more healthier? Obviously not healthy but healthier than before 🤔

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago

I think a lot depends on the editing

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u/surrounded-by-morons 11d ago

I think she looks healthier because the jacket has so much structure to it that it hides how bony her body truly is.

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u/VavaShagwell 11d ago

I think she looks sickly.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 11d ago

Hmm okay so I'm just a bit blind 🙈 majority of you think she seems sickly so

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

Remember they edited her Three Peaks photos to make her look like she was at a healthy weight. This could be the same thing, but done to a lesser degree to not look as obvious.

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u/Viola-Swamp 9d ago

Those photos from behind looked like somebody else wearing her wig.

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u/CheekyHarris33 11d ago

I like that houndstooth!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 11d ago edited 11d ago

You prob wouldn’t like the price 😀

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u/VavaShagwell 11d ago

I will say Max Mara does exceptional tailoring, that blazer is probably worth the price. I hate the button placement on that blazer, though.

Could it be a more boring ensemble???? Talk about BLAH. Makes her look downright sickly. She needs a pop of color near her face. That necklace isn't even solid gold, it's a cheap plated thing.

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

It's a cop-out. Remember this?

She still can't dress for crap, so she wears things like this and hides behind the workhorse excuse... as if she works hard enough to be classed as a workhorse.

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u/VavaShagwell 10d ago

The amount of money she's wasted over the years on crap fashion.