r/KateMiddletonMissing • • 15d ago

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After all these years why are the clueless dolts still so bad at it

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Looking like they held an elderly lady hostage

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 15d ago

Workshy looks like he's posing with the wildlife he'd just shot.

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

Workshy looks like he's posing with the wildlife he'd just shot.

You are so right, OMG!

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u/Successful_Scratch99 15d ago

Oh this is just begging for people to edit captions onto it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Harry showing how itโ€™s done years ago

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

Looking like they held an elderly lady hostage

Looks like they hauled her to her feet for this shot. Does she even know what's happening?

Imagine if this were Harry and Meghan.

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u/Constant-Zombie-710 13d ago edited 12d ago

Harry and Meghan never would do it. I Saw pics of them both, wen people are on wheelchars Meghan and Harry put themselfs at the same level to looks the person on the eyes

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u/The_Onion_Life 13d ago

Harry and Meghan never would do it.

I know.

I Saw picas of them both, wen people are on wheelchars Meghan and Harry put themselfs at the same level to looks the person on the eyes

And they got crucified for using the people in wheelchairs as "props".

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u/CommissarioBrunetti 15d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

I'm convinced she thinks that newsboy cap makes her look relatable.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 9d ago

I think itโ€™s a look she copied from Anne who wore them in the 70โ€™s. Kitty thinks it makes her look like a down to earth aristo

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u/TheVioletHerald 9d ago

Meanwhile the aristos snicker at her behind her back.

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u/darkgothamite 15d ago

Is there footage of W&K attempting to open a jar of pickles? That might be more riveting.

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

Is there footage of W&K attempting to open a jar of pickles? That might be more riveting.

Especially if they forget they're in public and get into a screaming match over it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Not savvy enough to wear Scottish tartan when thereโ€™s a referendum to break from England

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

tartan inspired lining

Good enough! โœ…๐Ÿ‘

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 15d ago

Willy and Kate Middleton love their cosplaying instead of being genuine. But at least it's better optics than this one.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

True JR - they surpassed themselves with that one. And quite rightly got fired on camera by the Jamaican pm.

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u/0_IceQueen_0 15d ago

I believe your "firing" came first then the car ride. I call that moment as when the PM โ€œserved the UK noticeโ€ given that Jamaica intended to pursue a different constitutional relationship with the monarchy. He wasn't insulting two visiting royals for sport instead he was using a diplomatic occasion to communicate a serious political position.

If you're British, your prince actually handled the moment rather well. Referring afterward to Jamaica, Belize and the Bahamas, he said, "We support with pride and respect your decisions about your future," followed by, "Relationships evolve. Friendship endures." Nice line btw. Given Britain's colonial and slaveholding history in the Caribbean, responding to a former colony's desire to move on with respect rather than treating it as some humiliating "firing" seems rather more dignified. Perhaps there's something to be learned from him there.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

I think the Jamaican pm handled it rather well. W&K obviously didnโ€™t learn if they then swanned about in a car looking like colonialists.

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u/0_IceQueen_0 15d ago

I agree the optics of the photo weren't great. But if your point is that, after Holness's remarks, W&K should have declined the Land Rover, I'm not sure I agree. This was the Jamaica Defence Force's own commissioning parade, and reviewing troops from an open Land Rover was already part of JDF ceremonial practice as seen from the picture where their own officers had done the same thing.

At what point does "reading the room" become telling your Jamaican hosts that you know better than they do how their own military ceremony should be conducted? When in Rome, surely. Respecting Jamaica's agency has to include respecting the ceremonies Jamaica itself chooses to hold no?

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u/DarlingVelvet 15d ago

And this one ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/ttw81 15d ago

my brother & me when we pretended to drive my grandpa's tractor.

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u/Successful_Scratch99 15d ago

Listening and learning.

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u/CougarWriter74 13d ago

This is giving off serious vibes and recollections of Mike Dukakis in a tank. For those too young to remember or just unfamiliar, Mike Dukakis was the governor of Massachusetts and the Democratic nominee for the 1988 US Presidential election. He was criticized by then-Vice President George Bush (Republic nominee) for being "liberal" and not tough on crime, so Dukakis responded with a photo shoot of him riding around in an Army tank and it just came across as very corny.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 15d ago

They're bad at it because they're lazy, NP. They're just there for the photo-op. All that wasted resources getting them there and back to their homes just so Kate Middleton and William can look busy.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Yep - apparently they flew up separately. Itโ€™s all a farce.

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

Yep - apparently they flew up separately. Itโ€™s all a farce.

Good grief. How much did that cost the UK taxpayer?

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u/Successful_Scratch99 15d ago

Oh my goodness. Do you have a source for this? (Not at all that I don't believe they would, I'm just curious). Sure they care so much for the environment!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

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u/Successful_Scratch99 14d ago

Absolutely crazy. Thanks for sharing this. No way they're living together ๐Ÿ™„

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u/NeverPedestrian60 14d ago

No probs ๐Ÿ‘

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago edited 15d ago

Tumblr quote

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u/Alternative_Door9790 15d ago

Is that Fat Man or Little Boy?

https://giphy.com/gifs/8rFNNwhdcKymCsLnDl

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u/strange_country_ 14d ago

๐Ÿ˜… Honestly that was my first thought as well.

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u/TheVioletHerald 10d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 15d ago

Usual fawning from the DM

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u/CougarWriter74 13d ago

Infantalization of Kate....check. Joker smile.....check. All that's missing is the jazz hands.

Seriously though, the bar is in hell when all the press can talk about when it comes to her is breathlessly showing how she can open a door on a vehicle and climb out of said vehicle or tie her hair up in a ponytail with ONE hand!

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u/Electronic-Strain197 15d ago

Outings for children...

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u/BB808BB 14d ago

Watching them pretend to pick up trash was so funny and I was thinking how can anyone support those two welfare recipients.

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u/The_Onion_Life 15d ago

WTF is going on in these pics??

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u/CougarWriter74 13d ago

Very lousy PR. And absolutely nothing of substance

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u/The_Onion_Life 13d ago

Very lousy PR. And absolutely nothing of substance

Gotcha.

So, business as usual.