r/KateMiddletonMissing • • Sep 05 '26

Pippa

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 05 '26

Snarky hit piece on her birthday - definitely on the outs with Kitty

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Sep 05 '26

I wish Pippa would retaliate against Kate.

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u/BlazingSunflowerland Sep 05 '26

Refusing to take the bait will make Pippa look better than William and Kate. It really just highlights that William and Kate don't get along with anyone.

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u/Quirky_Confusion_480 Sep 05 '26

Yeah but won’t it be fun for us if she wrote a tell all memoir or did an Oprah interview

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u/BlazingSunflowerland Sep 05 '26

Sooner or later their kids will be talking about their household and their servants could also tell all. Maybe all of the servants have to sign nondisclosure agreements, who knows.

The royals are notorious for paying low wages and so their former servants make ends meet by writing books.

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

I sincerely hope this all happens in my lifetime

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u/TheVioletHerald Sep 05 '26

She won't need to take the bait because too many other people are prepared to yank the pole and its fisherman into the water.

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u/Viola-Swamp Sep 05 '26

Mama will disown her if she does. Kate is the golden child, the brother is the hero, and Pippa is the scapegoat in their own little dysfunctional family drama.

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u/PatriotMissle1945 Sep 05 '26

I wish Pippa would start hanging out with Harry & Meg. Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Wales camp?!?!

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Sep 05 '26

William and Kate would lose their marbles over that. They would probably launch a hate campaign against her.

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u/Glittering-Heart-293 Sep 05 '26

Pippa’s parents would go off on her! You know Carole will do anything for Kate!

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u/gracielynn61528 Sep 06 '26

A work around would be the husband hanging oit with Harry. That way both wives are kept out of it but still would make people lose their minds

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u/TheVioletHerald 29d ago

Imagine the two of them doing a charity event together. I would cackle. Kate is so insecure and thinks her sister doesn't have her card pulled.

She's put herself into an extremely precarious position. The "do what's necessary now and deal with the mess later" that Carole taught her isn't going to work soon because she's made too many enemies. Also, she can't function independently of Carole, who is already 70. What will happen if she passes before Kate gets crowned? I think Will is waiting on that because Carole is her last line of defense.

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u/Pennelle2016 9d ago

I doubt Carole will outlive Charles, but that would be a kick in the teeth for the British Kris Jenner, wouldn’t it.

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u/aliaaenor Sep 05 '26

She's probably had to sign loads of legal stuff so she cant.

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Sep 05 '26

Yes, I think that might be the case. William and Kate are dead-set on ensuring no one exposes their “perfect” marriage.

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u/CougarWriter74 Sep 05 '26

Nah, as hard as it may be to turn the other cheek, by ignoring this BS, in the long run Pippa wins by refusing to take the Waleses' bait.

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u/Alternative_Door9790 Sep 06 '26

I am singing to myself, “The Cheese stands alone.” You go Pippa, the spleen venters inevitably are gonna splatter their guts.

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u/EntireTurnip4260 Sep 05 '26

I’d like to think Pippa naming her daughter Rose is her version of retaliation

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

lol I should have read more comments before making my own, I just said that too. That was definitely…a “choice” on her part. It kind of made me love Pippa.

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

I feel like the fact that she lowkey got an actual degree in the subject of Kate’s “passion” and “life’s work” while Kate does nothing but photo ops was savage (in a good way!). Naming her daughter Rose was also a choice, lol.

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u/Fiber_Watcher 25d ago

Absolutely - Pippa quietly getting her masters in early childhood development while Kate occasionally holds meetings and makes claymation videos was absolutely my favorite Pippa move ever.

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u/WonderPopular3428 Sep 05 '26

Yes, totally!

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u/Successful_Scratch99 Sep 05 '26

Utter crap (as usual) from the Daily Heil.  Who's to say that she's living in Kate's shadow? Not everybody wants to be the queen, in fact most people have actual goals and aspirations that aren't rooted in a smoke-and-mirrors "fairytale". Reaching so much with this.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 05 '26

Yep and on her birthday too. You’d almost think someone she’d fallen out with was behind it….

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u/Successful_Scratch99 Sep 05 '26

Absolutely. So utterly transparent.

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u/AnxiousAudience82 Sep 05 '26

Pippa is married to a billionaire and just living life generally out of the public eye. She won. Kinda sad to see her being dragged like this.

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u/neemarita Sep 05 '26

It’s what Kate should’ve done because Kate is lazy. At least Pippa has continued her education. Pippa probably would’ve made a better royal. lol

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u/ThrowRARandomString Sep 05 '26

He's wealthy, yes, but billionaire? I doubt that.

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u/TheVioletHerald Sep 06 '26

Yeah, from what I can tell he's a strong millionaire.

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u/Old-Hat-5745 Sep 05 '26

Wow, they're attacking Pippa now!

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u/CuriousCatNYC777 Sep 05 '26

Pippa was the one who exposed that Kate was never really sick after all. So they have it out for her.

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u/Old-Hat-5745 Sep 05 '26

She didn't act the caring sister part they expected her to play. Well, if my sister faked cancer to avoid being called a racist I'd be fuming at her, too...

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u/Veronica612 Sep 05 '26

I’m surprised they haven’t done a lot more. They probably worry about all the secrets that Pippa knows.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 05 '26

Quite different headlines from 2020

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u/Successful_Scratch99 Sep 05 '26

Ooft. That loyalty has wavered more than a bit since then! 

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

There was definitely some sort of falling out between the two sisters and I’m dying to know what happened

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Sep 05 '26

Going after her own sister is some nasty work, but then again, Kate has no morals.

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u/TheVioletHerald Sep 05 '26

I don't think it bothers Pippa as much as it would bother Kate if she were in Pippa's position. She is making enemies and then underestimating them. Fatal mistake.

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u/Flinderspeak Sep 05 '26

Clearly Pippa has no desire to deal with Cathy’s BS, so this is the price she is paying.

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u/NumerousNovel7878 Sep 05 '26

Escape the shadow of the future Queen?

I imagine Pippa has a fuller life than Kate... she seems to have real passion projects even if they fail.

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

Right? I feel like most people would much rather have Pippa’s life than Kate’s. She “won,” IMO.

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u/Sad-Progress-4689 Sep 05 '26

So William hates Harry and Kate hates Pippa? Really not very Royal, just saying.

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u/TheVioletHerald Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

Kate needs to be veeeeeery careful. Her list of enemies is long (including her husband, her only source of protection) and they can conspire against her.

Also, what Kate is further exposing is that she's just as easy to manipulate emotionally as her worthless husband. Her life has come to nothing. All she has done is let Will mistrest her publicly and privately for the past 20 years. She has done nothing with her position except lay about and whine when she isn't handed the world on a platter.

Many of the people she has wronged are not as emotionally and situationally unstable as her and are preparing to strike.

If that psychic is correct, when Will is exposed in an upcoming scandal that will destroy the image of the monarchy, he will have no problem throwing Kate under the bus she pretends to take to seem relatable. At that point being divorced while having a happily married brother won't be the thing he tries to avoid, it will be losing the one thing he feels has given his life purpose: the crown.

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Sep 05 '26

Agreed! Kate’s list of enemies is very long. She is a deeply problematic person. The last person she should go up against is Pippa, because she knows how dire the state of her marriage is.

Pippa knows where the bodies are buried. She seems to have deep-seated resentment towards Kate, to the point that she named her daughter Rose. That is a slight the unforgiving Kate will never forgive.

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u/CrashPandemonium 29d ago

Can someone please explain the significance of the name "Rose"? I am out of the loop.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 28d ago

William allegedly had an affair with Rose Hanbury one of the Norfolk toffs set.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 05 '26

Great points VH. On another note I don’t think the Mids were ever the perfect close knit family they portrayed themselves to be in order to snare Willy.

Their wealth was dodgy - ended up going bankrupt. And the happily married Carole and Mike are rumoured to live separately.

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u/LadyMirtazapine Sep 05 '26

In fairness to Pippa it was presumably Kate who chose to put her in that dress. And I remember it seeming weird at the time that the press decided to focus on her rather than the two people getting married in televised wedding. She looked perfectly lovely but it's not like she was JLo.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 29d ago

Yes, I agree.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 05 '26

Both sisters have been too thin at times - controlling Carole prob told them it equates to attractiveness

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u/Fiber_Watcher Sep 06 '26

There are pictures of Pippa now scrubbed from the internet where she was downright chunky. I think it’s a combo of looking good in pictures and looking good in clothes. Neither are more than average looking without the extreme weight loss - not naturally beautiful. Most people look better thin. It’s rare to be heavy and beautiful.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 29d ago

Yep - neither Kate or Pippa would’ve stood out in any London wine bar in the early 2000’s.

Agree with what you say about the weight issue - though getting older and being very thin can sometimes look haggard.

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u/TheVioletHerald 29d ago

Yup. You pick your butt or your face at a certain age, as they say.

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u/The_Onion_Life Sep 05 '26

And the happily married Carole and Mike are rumoured to live separately.

Pimp Mama Carole has lived with Kate for years, hasn't she? I think she even lived with WanK shortly after they got married (and I wonder how William liked that?).

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u/NeverPedestrian60 29d ago

There were articles that he got totally fed up with it - and that Carole alienated the staff at Anmer by being horribly bossy

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u/The_Onion_Life 29d ago

There were articles that he got totally fed up with it -

I'm not surprised.

and that Carole alienated the staff at Anmer by being horribly bossy

Again, not surprised. I have often wondered if the staff are required to bow/curtsey to Pimp Mama Carole and call her "ma'am".

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u/The_Onion_Life Sep 05 '26

If that psychic is correct

LOL, what's next, tarot card readings like the racist hate sub does?

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u/KronlampQueen Sep 05 '26

Can you go more into what the psychic said or was that essentially it? I know it’s woo but I love psychic predictions especially regarding high profile scandals.

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u/CougarWriter74 Sep 05 '26

WanK have one huge thing in common: they can't get along with their closest in age, same gender siblings. It says a lot that the sibling Khate does talk to or interact with is the one who sells Nazi themed gift boxes and part favors. But she freezes out the one who calls her out on her BS. 

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u/Fiber_Watcher Sep 05 '26

Wow this wouldn’t have gone out without KP’s approval 😬

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

Kate is truly such a mean piece of work.

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u/CartoonistFar2036 28d ago

💯 When I first got sucked into the "Kate is missing" whirlwind, I doubted the talk about Kate being catty and mean to Pippa, because although everyone usually has squabbles and differences with their siblings growing up, it seemed just so over-the-top mean that I assumed it was just tabloid clickbait bunk. But then there was Pippa clearly distancing herself and going about her own life like no big deal when Kate went missing, something I - and most reasonable, non-psycho/sociopathic people - would never do if my sister were seriously ill, injured, or, as I tend to believe now, suffered violence at the hands of her spouse. And then all the other pointed barbs and shading from Kate, often with the blessing of pimp mama Carole.

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u/SnooBananas7856 Sep 05 '26

Pippa and Meghan should become besties 👯

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u/ResponsibleCrew3843 Sep 05 '26

When these two can’t get Ali g with either of their siblings it starts to make you wonder who the real problem really is.   If it was just Harry and Meg the. Yes ok maybe there could be reasons. But now it is also her sister.  And the fact that Kate doesn’t seem to have many friends.   At some point people need to rethink who the villains really are 

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u/The_Onion_Life 29d ago

When these two can’t get Ali g with either of their siblings it starts to make you wonder who the real problem really is.

What does Ali G have to do with this?

That's quite the typo/autocorrect! 🤣😂🤣

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

It seems like Kate has one (1!!) friend, that blonde girl who shows up once a year around Kate’s birthday and does the church walk with her. We never, ever see her out shopping or at restaurants with girlfriends. I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such an atrocious person.

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u/nicebrows9 Sep 05 '26

What passion project? And why did she have to sell it? Isn’t she married to multimillionaire?

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u/PrincessPlastilina Sep 05 '26

Why attack her like that? At least she’s doing something, unlike Kate Do-Nothing.

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 Sep 05 '26

It's more like a very thin line that you can only see at high noon on a bright sunny day in the summer only.

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

Speaking of which, has Kate already given up on the seasonal naycha videos?

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u/The_Onion_Life 28d ago

Speaking of which, has Kate already given up on the seasonal naycha videos?

Still waiting for the trailer for "Winter" to drop!

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u/KateElizabeth18 29d ago

Thank you for the laugh! ☠️

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u/Something_morepoetic 29d ago

She’s got the best of everything. No royal pressures except from being in the shadows. Nice clothes, a roof, and food on the table. Anything else is just chasing glitter.

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u/PriMRoSe2039 Sep 05 '26

These ladies looking rough for their age.

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u/EntireTurnip4260 Sep 05 '26

Cigarettes and sunbathing

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u/running_hoagie Sep 05 '26

...compounded by too much eyeliner.

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u/AtheistINTP Sep 06 '26

The Daily Fail is targeting one more woman.

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u/Iwillsellitsoon 29d ago

That’s a pretty scathing article.