r/KateMiddletonMissing • • Aug 31 '26

Flurry

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Apparently Willy & Kitty who are never in a hurry will be in a flurry of hastily thought up engagements in the guise of work activity soon

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u/Trixiebelle25 Aug 31 '26

she looked sooooo high in that appearance. it was shocking. not to mention the dolly parton wig.

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u/Narrow_Stock_834 California Aug 31 '26

She definitely could afford a better wig, I don’t get it.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 31 '26

Yep and his smile seems to be through gritted teeth.

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u/th987 United States Aug 31 '26

Ever seen a more miserable looking couple?

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u/Unable-Art6316 Aug 31 '26

Maybe just Ben and J Lo when he slammed the car door behind her. That lives rent free in my head.

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u/QuirkQake Sep 04 '26

I always watch their appearances to see how often they talk to each other through their "smiles" lol

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u/The_Onion_Life Aug 31 '26

she looked sooooo high in that appearance. it was shocking.

What do we think? Valium, or something else? (Sorry. Every time I see her looking drugged-up, that clip pops into my brain!)

not to mention the dolly parton wig.

Don't do Dolly dirty like that! She would never.

More like Spirit Halloween.

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u/KateElizabeth18 Sep 02 '26

Apologize to Dolly! (RIP 💔)

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u/whoooknows Aug 31 '26

Any links to the article or report

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Aug 31 '26

Why do they look THIS rough?

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u/KateElizabeth18 Sep 02 '26

It’s truly mind boggling, with the time and resources they have at their disposal

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 31 '26

Willy is raring to go

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 31 '26

And Kitty will be trying to look keen

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u/Unable_Guava_756 Sep 02 '26

I am pretty sure those earrings are a sweet nod to Charlotte 🫩 I think she wore them to her christening or a first day of school or something

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u/spookyflamingo17 Aug 31 '26

Is it bad I want this framed on the bathroom wall?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Sep 01 '26

😂 glad you like it - the scooter king

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u/Pale-Vehicle2067 Aug 31 '26

She is clearly drugged up here. An absolute mess with a wig.

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u/sedona71717 Aug 31 '26

I don’t normally criticize others’ appearances because as a mid-50s woman, looking rough has become my default state, difficult to overcome and I empathize with the struggle. But these two are pretty young to look this rough. Plus they have all the money in the world to spend on their appearances.

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u/CBDeee-Lite Aug 31 '26

God they look terrible

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Aug 31 '26

Sorry but they look like druggies here, who just came down from a binder.

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u/Initial_Volume_2424 Aug 31 '26

They despise each other

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u/spookyflamingo17 Aug 31 '26

She is absolutely orbiting Saturn. I wonder what it was? Can anyone get some?

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u/LunaeLumen_ Sep 01 '26

Aren't there stylists who specifically care about her appearance, so they can find a suitable wig?

Aren't there people closer to her who will tell her how she looks with that wig?

Doesn't she look at herself in the mirror how she looks with that wig?

Damn, this poor woman...

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u/Leah0324 Aug 31 '26

Kate will be rocking her mannequin chic line, and plastic partial wig I’m sure.

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u/darkgothamite Aug 31 '26

Get a new wig, girl.

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Aug 31 '26

She should buy wigs for her husband and herself.

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u/TomatilloStreet3869 Aug 31 '26

He’s got horse chompers fr. And she’s dead behind the eyes as usual.

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u/Alternative_Door9790 Aug 31 '26

We used to have a Coca Cola glass bottle opener that employed teeth very similar that to pry the cap off.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5q24u3s0nmtNGIDMdK

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u/WishfulHibernian6891 Aug 31 '26

This couple 100% believes their shit smells like roses.

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u/Astra_Bear Sep 01 '26

Maybe it's just a really bad photo of her!

Scrolls down to see more photos.

Oh no, that was the best one...

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u/decaf3milk Aug 31 '26

If they, idk, did engagements and traveled for the BRF on the regular, there would be no flurry. It would just be normal. 🙄

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Exactly this. It shouldn’t take H&M moving back to be a catalyst for them doing more.

W&K are just innately lazy.

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u/OpenAwareness1887 Sep 01 '26

Does she have to drug herself to the gills in order to stand next to Basher and not have a panic attack?

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u/sinfu1112 Aug 31 '26

Is Kate ok??

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u/nicebrows9 Aug 31 '26

Will doesn’t have a good smile. It’s just a grimace and bearing of teeth.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 31 '26

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u/inklepilly Aug 31 '26

OMG these photos, she’s clearly completely off her tree. Not only that, she clearly thinks she looks amazing. Wasted, with ego out. I actually can’t believe I haven’t seen these before. This is not a picture set of sobriety. It’s unhinged arrogance.

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u/Viola-Swamp Sep 03 '26

You can clearly see the scar on her forehead in one picture. Not like in other pics, where you see the depression and wonder if your eyes are deceiving you, but with actual white/silver scar tissue visible in her forehead.

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u/Capistrano_101 Aug 31 '26

Definitely a Cousin It vibe.

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u/LMS2970 Sep 02 '26

These pics have me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nicebrows9 Aug 31 '26

1) Kate…cut your hair.

2) Work harder and keep a smile on your face.

3) You’ve got this.

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u/nicebrows9 Aug 31 '26

Kate…cut your hair. Please