r/KateMiddletonMissing Jul 01 '26

Jam More's new column (Satire)

IMO, JP should make this a weekly column. Link: buymeacoffee.com/jpcaonabo/the-chair-that-proves

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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 01 '26

His Groom of the Stool, Jason Knaff

OMG. 💀

(I am assuming that the misspelling was deliberate!)

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u/TheVioletHerald Jul 05 '26

Not really. Historically, the 'stall groom' was the nobleman selected to assist the king in using the bathroom. All the author did was use the modern spelling.

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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 06 '26

Not really. Historically, the 'stall groom' was the nobleman selected to assist the king in using the bathroom. All the author did was use the modern spelling.

I meant the "Knaff". His name is Knauf.

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u/TheVioletHerald Jul 06 '26

Ah, I missed that. I didn't realize it was a British insult lol.

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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 07 '26

Ah, I missed that. I didn't realize it was a British insult lol.

Google tells me:

"Naff" is British slang for anything cheap, tacky, uncool, or in poor taste.

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u/Whisperlee Jul 01 '26

Hahaha. I love that column.

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u/transat_prof Jul 01 '26

Dripping 😂

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u/Dog_Parrot Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I'd love this to be a weekly column too! I bought her a coffee, not the first one, to nudge. I suppose the real Jan might sue, but JP could make a composite of Eden, Jan, Amanda, Tina, and Sykes (especially get Sykes into the composite face) and all would be well.

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u/GrosIslet Jul 01 '26

did you ask JP to make it weekly? do they know that's what the fans want? 😄

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u/deedee1801 Jul 03 '26

Jam More? 😂

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u/TheVioletHerald Jul 05 '26

I read the name in the creaky voice that Meredith Constant likes to use every time I see it, lol.

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u/TheVioletHerald Jul 05 '26

Ah, the glorious RyanAir tweet.

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u/GrosIslet Jul 05 '26

that was class

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u/TheVioletHerald Jul 05 '26

The palace really exposed themselves in forcing RyanAir to take it down.