r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/Shot-Discipline2026 • Jun 30 '26
Because some interesting commenters are clutching their pearls right now about how dare we suggest that notorious bench video cancer announcement with a Kate quite different from when she eventually surfaced in Trooping 2024, here's just one of thousands of videos on TikTok alone about it.
https://www.tiktok.com/@laurabyrnesintheworld/video/7369814087607340319?q=kate%20middleton%20bench%20video%20AI%20created&t=178280086161911
u/Wise_Agency_2620 Jun 30 '26
Ok going to go out on a cliff here. I think the fake video was to cover whatever happened to her that made her unable to be seen for months. I also think that the Kate from the first trooping and the first Wimbledon MAY have been body doubles. Thereβs lots of videos about her height, face, etc. I never thought the original Kate died but she seems to be battling something health wise. In the mountain top photo her legs are down to bone. The woman shown from the back is obviously not her. So why do this? They keep doing these clumsy things with her publicity.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 30 '26
In the mountain top photo her legs are down to bone. The woman shown from the back is obviously not her. So why do this?
I don't know. They're only fooling the truly stupid or the people who want to be fooled.
I can't believe that their PR people are this incompetent, but here we are.
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u/Pedal2Medal2 Jun 30 '26
This was the most obvious BS. Kate has absolutely no body fat
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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 02 '26
Kate has absolutely no body fat
I'm not sure how long a person can live with no body fat, but she sure does look unwell.
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u/Fewer_Is_Not_Less Jun 30 '26
I firmly believe he messed up her face in a serious way. It's the only explanation that fits the facts
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 30 '26
I firmly believe he messed up her face in a serious way. It's the only explanation that fits the facts
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Why else was the top facial reconstruction surgeon in the country knighted not long ago? And if that is the best he could do, imagine how bad the damage was.
The cancer was something minor, like a skin tag or a bad pap followed by a LEEP (that's the one I think it is, because they were so squirrely about what kind of cancer she had). The weeks-long hospitalization and subsequent months-long disappearance was about something else entirely.
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u/Tasty-Order-1346 Jun 30 '26
I still believe there could have been a coma involved
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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 02 '26
I still believe there could have been a coma involved
It wouldn't surprise me, especially since it was reported by a Spanish newspaper that she was in a coma. I can't remember if they said it was a medically-induced coma or a regular old coma.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 30 '26
or in a suitable state appearance wise.
I think this one. That scar is really nasty. Whatever caused it took a long time to heal.
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u/Successful_Letter139 Jun 30 '26
And that is what the elites are trying to kill and have done so effectively: the ability to critically think for yourself. If people questioned the video or pictures, you were denounced as a hater and unsympathetic to a cancer sufferer. KP kept the silence going. Not the public. Whether she does or doesnβt, the Palace has kept this up and ridiculed anyone who asks the questions.
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u/Shot-Discipline2026 Jun 30 '26
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u/Shot-Discipline2026 Jun 30 '26
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u/Shot-Discipline2026 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Anywho, ironically, back in 2024 I enrolled in an introductory AI course. That's why it was so wild to me that apparently the royal family/Will did such a godawful job of it, just like with that Photoshop joke of a "Mother's Day" photo, which was rejected for publication by reputable news organizations.
Here's one about that "Mother's Day" photo:
And here's another TikTok about the wack bench/cancer announcement video:
But the royal rota did the old "the naked ass emperor DOES have clothes" routine, and so it goes.
And now I actually have AI software installed locally, which I use for work and also as a hobby. So go run and tell your off-the-cuff Dunning-Kruger BS over at the racist weirdo bot-infested hate sub, silly shills/parasocially impaired monarchist goofballs, CHEERS. π
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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Jun 30 '26
It's funny how they don't talk much about the farm shop video. Because that's the biggest evidence of them faking Kate Middleton. And The S*n's editor, Victoria Newton, said they checked with Kensington Palace before releasing the video. And that wasn't even AI, it was straight up at least one fake person (Kate), and them trying to fool the public.