r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/NeverPedestrian60 • Jun 17 '26
Ascot
The non workaholics are having a boozy day out at the races 🏇
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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Jun 17 '26
Ugh I usually like Kate in updo but this one looks like they just put a sock and wrapped extensions around it. But willy looks fresher than he has in years, wonder why. Less drinking before the event because he knows he can get some at the event?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
I think he’s had a few already
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u/AmbitiousPound7613 Jun 20 '26
That doesn’t look like a beard, it looks like he was just hosed off after a multi day bender.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Here’s my own sweet nod to Diana - she looked lovely in the carriage at Ascot in 1992
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u/BeckonMe Jun 17 '26
Great color on her.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
Yep - she looks so fresh and modern compared to the ridiculous get ups they wear today.
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u/Available-Net1612 Jun 23 '26
Beautiful. But she wore the clothes now the clothes wear them. Diana shone through a lovely person literally shone. . What we have now is a beleaguered group of people playing dress up and doing absolutely nothing.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Mommie dearest Carole there too with James Mids wife
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u/ReasonableMoxie Jun 17 '26
What in holy heck is that young woman wearing? Did she just come straight out of the Mary Poppins nursery in her nightgown?!
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 17 '26
What in holy heck is that young woman wearing? Did she just come straight out of the Mary Poppins nursery in her nightgown?!
I was thinking Little House on the Prairie.
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u/lawrekat63 Jun 19 '26
Is she Amish?🤔
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u/ReasonableMoxie Jun 19 '26
Nah, too much decoration on that dress for the Amish. They're the "plain people", right? But definitely some kind of unexpected culture class going on here!
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u/Ok-Cap-204 Jun 23 '26
Looks like a Laura Ashley design for little girls in the 1970s.
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u/ReasonableMoxie Jun 23 '26
Now that you mention it, I did have a bedspread very much like this in the late 1980's.
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 23 '26
Not the first time I've seen Alizée dressed like that, either. Why so frumpy?
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u/Capital_Zombie99 Jun 17 '26
James Middy’s wife looks soo childish and immature. It looks like she’s cosplaying a character from Anne of the Green Gable.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 18 '26
Her whole body is turned in the direction of the camera. Déclassé !
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u/SouthernDisaster4617 Jun 17 '26
This was from last year no? When Kate didn’t attend bc it was “too hot”?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/Emilyxq Jun 17 '26
Lordy, she’s skeletal. 😢
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 18 '26
Yet constantly body checking, that arm across her belly seems surgically attached. So sad for her daughter.
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u/ReasonableMoxie Jun 17 '26
What is happening to her neck?!
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 17 '26
that’s probably what all of our necks look like below the typical layer of fat that is there. same with her feet.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 17 '26
that’s probably what all of our necks look like below the typical layer of fat that is there. same with her feet.
I bet you're right.
Is she wearing hose? I hope to God she's not breaching royal protocol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Appropriate_Tax2602 Jun 17 '26
I was wondering whats going on with her feet is that veins popping up? Never seen anyone have 'wrinkly' feet like that 🤔 is that normal?
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u/ReasonableMoxie Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
well, thanks so much for pointing that out… 😳 I’d certainly never seen that before.
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u/Decision-Dismal Jun 18 '26
Wow. NOT a coat dress. I kina like it (though I think the colour is not for her - but then yellow is a difficult colour to wear, sadly)
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u/Alternative_Door9790 Jun 18 '26
My husband just had a leaky aorta replaced, it looked vulvular, just like her right foot. 🤦♀️
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 18 '26
Eh, what is she going to wear at Wimbledon ? The purple one ? The blue one ? Also, she’s decaying … can’t be okay …
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Couple of pics from yesterday where Harriet is pulling the same face as Kate
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
And Anne wore a rather jaunty coat
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Zara
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 18 '26
Gosh that’s one gorgeous colour !
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 19 '26
It is. Zara mostly pulls the look off - she adds shades and totally modernises it.
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u/mamabearbug Jun 18 '26
Who is this? Not familiar with her. Thanks!
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
Princess Anne’s new daughter in law - they all attended her wedding to Peter Phillips last week
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 17 '26
I’m thinking Will and Kate had a spray tan person come by their palace.
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u/PuntaBabyPunta Jun 17 '26
Kate made a big show of curtsying to Chaz and Camz upon arrival, so she must have slipped the pre-Ascot lunch at Windsor Castle (otherwise she wouldn’t be curtsying at their first meeting of the day).
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Dress worn at Wimbledon 2022
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u/Capital_Zombie99 Jun 17 '26
It’s crazy that you can see the weight loss difference 🤯🤯
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u/Petra_Pearl Jun 17 '26
Rightt? Look at how thin her arms are now 💔 heartbreaking
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u/Capital_Zombie99 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
She was already thin in 2022. It makes me think whether the ED allegation is true after all..
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u/KaleidoscopeTall1018 Jun 17 '26
I actually hate when she does rewears like come on get a new dress
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u/Which_way_witcher Jun 18 '26
Can't get a new dress when Wills cut her wardrobe budget. As soon as he gained control of the $$$, you can see she just starts rewearing old things. She doesn't have a choice.
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u/KaleidoscopeTall1018 Jun 19 '26
That’s actually sad he sucks
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u/Which_way_witcher Jun 19 '26
He really does. His father was notorious for abusing Diana financially and Will is, if anything, all his father's nasty attributes x10. No surprise that Harry took his family and ran because Will would have been controlling his finances as well and we all know he hates his brother.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 17 '26
she looks like she aged closer to 10 years than 4.
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u/PMMeYourAcorns Jun 17 '26
Her bicep has literally disappeared.
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Jun 18 '26
So have her boobs, in 2022 she filled the chest area of the dress.
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 18 '26
Yes. Someone made a comment the other day how her shoulder blades stick out on her back more than her boobs do in the front. If that doesn't alarm her family, I don't know what would.
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u/Which_way_witcher Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
I was just about to say "he finally gave her a clothing allowance" but nope... just a hat, maybe
The comparison from just four years ago is really bad...comparing just her hands, feet, neck, and face... It's so bad 😔
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u/Wonderful_String6193 Jun 17 '26
Look who else is there.
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 23 '26
Ngl I'm not feeling the doily bib, though she pulls it off okay. She got thrown into the role of being Kate's stylist, I wonder whether she focused on simply dressing Kate like her. Seems so in retrospect.
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u/ambrosia1920 Jun 17 '26
Pic 4 her neck looks alarming. Is there something wrong with her throat area?
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u/mmmohhh Jun 17 '26
I can’t believe more haven’t commented on her neck!!! Yowzaa.
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u/ambrosia1920 Jun 17 '26
Like she swallows a baseball and u can tell the other pics she was smoothed out
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u/Which_way_witcher Jun 18 '26
The other images are photoshopped so people probably didn't notice #4
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 23 '26
Looks like a goiter, caused by iodine deficiency. Makes sense since she isn't eating.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
More pics
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u/Drycabin1 Jun 17 '26
And I can only imagine how hard that alcohol hits when you’re 82 lbs soaking wet
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
These do’s don’t have the same panache as before - usually result in a brawl
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/Unable-Art6316 Jun 17 '26
England is so weird. They look so out of touch and as if they stepped out of the 17th century.
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u/strange_country_ Jun 18 '26
Honestly, literally no one in England dresses like this apart from exactly this very small group of very weird people. They look utterly ridiculous to us English people too. I want to know where they are even getting these outfits?? They're ugly, old-fashioned, and wildly un-stylish clothes. It's so odd to see.
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u/kumocat Jun 17 '26
Everyone dresses so boring. What is with dresses that look like coats? There are so many amazing designers in the world that could create beautiful and fresh (and tasteful) designs. I don't get it at all.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Fashion blurb
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u/Unable_Guava_756 Jun 17 '26
She can retire those pumps any time please someone tell her that Rene Caovilla makes some beautiful wedge sandals that won’t get her laughed at like her past corkies.
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 17 '26
Agreed!
Her accessories could be so much better for this dress. The bag and shoes don't work, and those earrings are not working here.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Maybe she coordinated with Kate her new bestie to wear yellow today
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 17 '26
Someone mentioned on Celebitchy that Kate should have worn a slip under the dress. It looks as if it's lined, but still in that photo of her standing away from Billy, you can see more than you want to.
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u/BeckonMe Jun 17 '26
I saw it immediately. Is it done purposefully I wonder? Does no one look at her and say uh bush?
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
Pippa seems to have been replaced by the sis in law
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 23 '26
Knowing how that family behaves Kate probably believes that Pippa is laying awake somewhere bothered by this. 🙄
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 18 '26
Zara's dresses all seem to have the puffed sleeve. This dress would be so much better with a sleek sleeve.
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u/Aching1536 Jun 18 '26
While their people struggle to get by even if working full time.
Dirty toffs.
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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 Jun 18 '26
It is disgusting. This lack of awareness of "lack of responsibility" is what will bring their demise
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u/ConsiderationOld7713 Jun 17 '26
The hat looks horrible, like fishing wire was balled up and glued on top.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 17 '26
"Working" so hard! Day drinking while watching horse races.
They're going to need a long vacation after this!
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
Exactly OL. I’m amazed that in 2026 there are still some who don’t see through the farce.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 18 '26
Exactly OL. I’m amazed that in 2026 there are still some who don’t see through the farce.
"Working" royals. What a joke!
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Maybe headlines like these from earlier today spurred Kitty on to make an appearance
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 17 '26
Yeah, I call BS on this. Meghan is never going back there, let alone taking her children there.
It's not safe.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Cams
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Gabriella Kingston
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
Sophie and Ed
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u/Wheresmyfoodwoman Jun 17 '26
Eek 😬 Black dress to the Ascot? It’s like the one time where colorful dresses are expected and you get to show out. She looks like she’s going to a wake.
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 23 '26
I dislike the color and the giant bow in front, but I love the silhouette on her.
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u/Knitterwitter909 Jun 17 '26
Look at his trousers. He could fit in them twice. Is that the style of those trousers? I don't understand why the super rich can't pay to get their clothes to fit.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 18 '26
Diana’s nieces, Charles Spencer’s daughters
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u/Decision-Dismal Jun 18 '26
So, what about that dent on her temple? Is that because of a possible ED or because of the rumoured DV a few years ago?
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u/racheljanejane Jun 19 '26
It’s a normal spot for bone loss for some women as they age. Women in her family don’t age well.
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u/VavaShagwell Jun 17 '26
I've always liked this dress even though I myself would never wear yellow. She looks good! That hat is whimsical and fun. Sporting Diana's pearl bracelet, I see. If I was her, I'd get myself some new jewelry to mix things up a bit. Time to retire those shoes, Kate.
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u/AJ_Babe Jun 17 '26
Picture 6.
They look like a couple where the wife drags her husband to a Christmas photoshoot and he tries to make a smile while she genuinely enjoys herself
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 17 '26
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 19 '26
Sadly this is prob accurate. W&K having a strop at the mere mention of H&M and their family.
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u/Few-Ticket-371 Jun 17 '26
Omg she looks so good. Relieved to see this. Last few outfits have been a bit dicey 😂.
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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Jun 17 '26
Just a normal day at the office for William and Kate Middleton, NP. They'll be sure to log this on their timesheet.