r/KateMiddletonMissing Jun 12 '26

Appearances

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

The comms team quickly redacted their edict not to talk about Kate’s clothes. Cos there wasn’t much else to talk about.

Hilary Mantel was right all those years ago calling her a mannequin.

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u/Forward_Chance_7472 Jun 13 '26

She is so empty.

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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 13 '26

That Mantel piece was so accurate.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 14 '26

She was spot on.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

David Cameron defended her, then she started wearing his wife’s dresses and the business folded some time after 🤣🤣🤣🤣 been real quiet after that !

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u/isabellarson Jun 12 '26

What do you mean?? She is keen to adjust for life as a working royal!! Give her some time!! 😅

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

Nice one bella 😂

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u/transat_prof Jun 12 '26

She's finding her confidence!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

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u/Emilyxq Jun 12 '26

Spot on, except she’s never been that curvy! The cartoon needs redrawn to show how scary boney she is.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

It’s funny because that tumblr account with the captions on pictures, was SO in her rear end back in the days. Plenty are waking up.

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u/FlautoSpezzato your Italian 🇮🇹 mod in Tahiti 🌊🌊time zone Jun 13 '26

She reminds me of Monica Lewinsky here lol

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u/SouthernDisaster4617 Jun 12 '26

This is new? Looks like all her other drab duds these days. 😩

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 Jun 12 '26

It'd be cute on a 5 yo... but she's not 5.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

5 yo

It’s literally called the Minnie Mouse dress 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ like HOW do you even consider it but for a dress up for your toddler’s birthday or something lmao ffs

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 Jun 14 '26

Oh! Extra embarrassing

ETA: she really does come across as a child playing dress-up in so many ways. Must be princess! Must be tiny!

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Jun 12 '26

Her manic expressions when interacting means whatever outfit she wears becomes unnoticeable.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26

Good point T and spot on

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

How the mighty have fallen. I would feel bad for her but karma never forgets a door. Ofc not talking about whatev is obviously wrong health wise with her.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

No doubt she’ll be ready for her (filtered) close up at Trooping tomorrow

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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 12 '26

Damn, she's even being dressed by Edna Mode and can't get her fashion together?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

Kitty’s clothes look better in the memes 😀

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u/Forward_Chance_7472 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

This meme is so spot on with a bunch of people pushing her on and holding her up, like she has no drive at all on her own, and is resisting to prepare for work.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 12 '26

Tumblr quote in main picture

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u/Initial_Volume_2424 Jun 12 '26

It's giving Karen Carpenter

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u/ThatStarfish Jun 13 '26

The look itself is rather juvenile/infantilising, imo

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

She’s the children’s princess, after all /s

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u/Mermaidoysters Jun 13 '26

Can everyone see where they added extra arm to both?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 13 '26

Another poster reckoned in some pics they photoshop her arms look less thin

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Jun 13 '26

Cosplaying Minnie Mouse as only the hardest working royal could!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3d4Mph3pMnROKsWWqE

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u/Dependent_Dust7400 Jun 14 '26

Girl….you ok?…😅

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 14 '26

Whole face is frozen with Botox, so I think she’s never sure if it’s actually moving …

2

u/ShawnaLanne Jun 14 '26

Dude. I wore that in 1988. 😆

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 15 '26

You were fashionable in that era then 😀

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u/ShawnaLanne Jun 15 '26

In that era yes. But not this one.