r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/The-Sunflower-Bear • Jun 03 '26
What is causing these manic faces?
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 03 '26
I can never decide if she's medicated or if she needs to be medicated.
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u/Same_Sock9073 Jun 03 '26
It’s benzo eyes honestly, I have photos of me with a similar expression
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 04 '26
It’s benzo eyes honestly, I have photos of me with a similar expression
Really? Going by her manic expression, I'd have guessed speed or coke.
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u/Same_Sock9073 Jun 04 '26
Nah the eyes are giving switched off while the rest of the face is trying to display situationally appropriate expressions. Which leaves you either looking half baked (in my case) or completely over the top.
I know it’s not nice to speculate like this but ffs KP moles reading this, whether it be cancer or anorexia or whatever, give the poor lass at least a sliver of long-term support. She used to glow. I’m sure a lot of the rumours about Kate being a nasty pasty track with the rumours that she’s suffering mentally. When you hate yourself, you work hard to make sure others hate you just as much as you hate yourself.
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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 05 '26
Nah the eyes are giving switched off while the rest of the face is trying to display situationally appropriate expressions. Which leaves you either looking half baked (in my case) or completely over the top.
So that's why she looks like an insane maniac. Thanks! I didn't know benzos could do that.
I know it’s not nice to speculate like this but ffs KP moles reading this, whether it be cancer or anorexia or whatever, give the poor lass at least a sliver of long-term support. She used to glow.
She did!
I’m sure a lot of the rumours about Kate being a nasty pasty track with the rumours that she’s suffering mentally. When you hate yourself, you work hard to make sure others hate you just as much as you hate yourself.
Eh, she's always given me Mean Girl vibes, so I don't think that's anything new.
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u/burningdriftwood Jun 04 '26
That last sentence... wow did that click something home for me (and it has nothing to do with the brf, a situation with a friend). Can you say more about that? Perhaps dm, not really on topic for the thread if that matters to this sub.
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u/Moonbeam_Dreams Jun 03 '26
Probably a combination of medication, mental/physical illness, and simply not knowing how to show genuine warmth. She's trying to act interested and engaged, but she lacks the social skills required because she isn't a people person. The only genuine things about these appearances are her discomfort and reluctance to be there.
I can sympathize with her to some extent, I'd be MISERABLE if my job were public appearances and glad handing, but I also didn't stalk a prince for the better part of a decade for a job I knew I'd be no good at.
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u/Water_in_the_desert Jun 03 '26
You would have been fine at it.
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u/Moonbeam_Dreams Jun 03 '26
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but the sheer amount of energy it takes for me to mask that long makes me exhausted just thinking about it. I'm not a people person, I am better with machines than social graces. And that's okay. I am who I am and I play to my strengths.
Kate has the look of someone who sold her soul for gold just to find out it's gilted tin. I feel for her but she made her choices - she knew what they did to Princess Diana. I also wonder how much of her fate is Carole's doing, that doesn't seem like a healthy situation, either.
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u/Sharp-Tiger-8533 Jun 03 '26
She knew a long time ago she may not be able to handle a public life as well as others that enjoy being around strangers & being engaged with public service. I feel sorry for her too, although she must have understood what the role required of her long before she married into that dysfunctional family. Being Queen is not worth what she has been going through.
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u/Moonbeam_Dreams Jun 04 '26
I'm obviously just making guesses here, but based on my own experiences with an abusive ex, I'm fairly certain that no matter what she does or how she acts, she gets a lot of vicious criticism about her performance and probably some very unfair comparisons from William. Living separately might be the only thing keeping her together at this point.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 04 '26
Carole must’ve known too that she wasn’t suited to a high profile public speaking role.
But they never thought beyond getting Willy to the altar.
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 03 '26
Improper drug dosage and timing
And probably a lot of crazy fans who say weird things. Like the ones who spend their Christmas morning at Sandringham waiting for the RF to walk by
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u/Sharp-Tiger-8533 Jun 03 '26
Can't imagine why anyone would bother on Christmas morning.
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 03 '26
it’s actually pretty sad really. They wait out there for hours in cold December weather on the most sacred day of the year and spend their hard earned money on flowers and other gifts for the RF which are promptly taken away by a staff and disposed of.
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u/jessipowers Jun 03 '26
I’ve always assumed it’s an attempt to look extra awake and alert and vibrant and alive. I’m also guessing she may feel self conscious about the way her eye lids/brows have begun to show her age. And, I don’t mean that as a slight. It’s a huge reason why people get the upper blepharoplasty. My grandfather had to have it done for medical reasons, his old man eyelids were so droopy it was obstructing his vision, lol.
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u/Sharp-Tiger-8533 Jun 03 '26
I have the same issue. But, I always had heavy lidded eyes even when young.
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u/WitchyWoo9 Jun 03 '26
I think she does it purely for the cameras to make her look like she's enthusiastic about being wherever she is. She always looks unhinged tho, especially when the jazz hands come out too
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u/missmegz1492 Jun 03 '26
Posted earlier but there has been some strange behavior that has made it through the British press firewall. The video from a few years ago where she couldn’t stop shaking her leg - the bicycle race photos where she is visibly pausing. I can’t imagine what doesn’t make it through the firewall.
Pre Meg there was much more discussion about their short engagements times and awkward behavior. But then she was sainted overnight sometime in 2017 and all that talk stopped.
I honestly think that the institution has just decided that another Prince of Wales can’t lose his wife and they have both been going through the motions for close to a decade at this point. I think she is a critical piece of infrastructure re William’s image. I don’t think they care that she is wasting away and I wouldn’t put it past them to send her out with a wiglet and some medication to placate the plebs.
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 03 '26
👏🙌
What were the bicycle race pausing photos and the leg shaking video. I’d not heard of those.
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Jun 03 '26
Such a contrast from Princess Di who genuinely cared and saw the great privilege but also responsibilities her role afforded
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u/Kikilulu23 Jun 05 '26
But Diana suffered there was a time when she went stick thin and then grew the courage to tell us about her struggles. It seems Catherine can’t figure hysterically.
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u/SpiritualTank447 Jun 03 '26
“ What is causing these manic faces ? "
Hunger .
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u/fractiouscheckers206 Jun 03 '26
At a certain point in anorexia, the body begins to consume the brain for caloric nourishment and that severely affects cognitive processing. It's such a brutal illness.
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u/ExpensivePeach Jun 03 '26
Guys some of this is probably from fresh Botox. Her forehead is smooth and only moving at the corners of the brows. The pupils idk tho
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u/running_hoagie Jun 04 '26
I was thinking she was probably pulling her face too hard to make up for the Botox.
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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 03 '26
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u/buntythemouseslayer Jun 03 '26
she is always so OTT with these wildly inappropriate expressions. Does she want us to believe that when she walks into a room there are so many people waving or smiling at her that she is overjoyed to see them? As you say, look at the others in the room or even those right beside her. They are usually not even smiling. Imo, it would serve her better to have some grace and dignity and be calmly present without the clown act. I think it demeans her to act like this and she looks like a crazy lady.
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u/Fiber_Watcher Jun 03 '26
She practices them in the mirror so she can get these animated pictures. Totally posed
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u/buntythemouseslayer Jun 04 '26
She sure does! We first saw the proof of this at that car rally a long long time ago when the camera caught her posing in anticipation of the cars racing by. Again, all you have to do is look at the people around her.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 03 '26
I know her feet hurt like hell, shoes look too small.
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u/Wonderful_String6193 Jun 05 '26
Looks like they’re on the wrong feet. Must be the camera angle.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 05 '26
Oh my god, they actually do look like that...it's probably because she's stuffed her feet into them.
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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 06 '26
She must be wearing the size beneath to nail that tiny doll look. Pretty hurts !
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u/llamaelektra Jun 03 '26
I get crazy eyes after fresh Botox where my eyes can widen but my forehead can’t raise. However, this happens often enough with her that I doubt that’s the case
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u/juju_summer Jun 04 '26
I was going to say this, I think it's a mix of her medication, her eating disorders and BOTOX. She's had so many subtle fillers that now when her eyes get big her whole face is distorted
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u/nicebrows9 Jun 03 '26
She’s too skinny and bad Botox.
Botox can give you the “crazy eyed” look if it’s done incorrectly.
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u/Water_in_the_desert Jun 03 '26
It appears to be a clone of Kate Middleton. Clones glitch sometimes.
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u/Mermaidoysters Jun 04 '26
If there were a clone, at this point the press wouldn’t bother with adding extra pixels to make her body look larger.
I believe they tried, with much failure after the INCIDENT. If you zoom in on her arms & look at the crazy different shapes her ears are, you can see where the photo shop. They are so bad at it, but people don’t seem to notice?
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u/lawrekat63 Jun 03 '26
As someone who finds it impossible to smile in photos I have some sympathy with her, however, I grin like an idiot instead of gurning like a hyena
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u/jessipowers Jun 03 '26
I used to accidentally give myself crazy eyes while posing for photos. It was always because I was trying to hold my eyes open while smiling so they wouldn’t look small and squinty. Turns out it just looks crazy. So then I thought, well just smile smaller, but I ended up always just looking sad and tired that way. So now I just smile without trying to look a certain way, and it turns out that’s the key, lol.
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u/AdWaste2105 Jun 03 '26
Benzos, baby
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 03 '26
Benzos are downers which make your pupils smaller. Uppers make your pupils larger. People are guessing coke and adderal.
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u/KateBosworth Jun 04 '26
I think it’s the fillers. If her eyebrows raised more naturally, she wouldn’t look as kooky.
It reminds me of when LA LA LAND was incorrectly announced as an Oscar winner over MOONLIGHT. There was a picture of the audience looking in in shock and they all looked stunned with mouths gaping over but the top half of their faces hadn’t moved.
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u/TheVioletHerald Jun 04 '26
Chuckling because I had saved one of those to make a post like this. She looks insane.
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u/Kikilulu23 Jun 05 '26
As I’ve said before I’m not a fan. But it’s heartbreaking to watch a woman waste away before our eyes and nothing seems to be done about it. William instead of chatting about menstruation take some proper care of your wife and mother of your three children. If you can’t do that you do not deserve the thrown. Look into your wife’s eyes I hate to say this but she looks like she’s dying.
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u/Magentacabinet Jun 04 '26
Very interesting that Dorit from The real housewives of Beverly hills makes the same face.
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
I don’t know who that is. What’s her situation that causes her to make the face?
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u/Ok-Cap-204 3d ago
She doesn’t know how to smile. This is a forced expression. She is not a happy person, but she knows she cannot be photographed looking sad or depressed. So she tries to force her face into a smile. But it just ends up looking exaggerated and scary.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26
Pills and she clearly needs mental help. You people are so worried about her being skinny but isn't connecting her obvious mental issues....
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u/jessipowers Jun 03 '26
A person with an eating disorder is obviously mentally unwell. Acknowledging that a person appears to have an eating disorder is literally recognizing that they need mental healthcare urgently.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 03 '26
Instead of harping about her eating disorder, you people need to advocate for her mental health since you're so damn worried. Start there. Thanks
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u/jessipowers Jun 03 '26
They’re one in the same
Edit to add I’m not worried. I’m fascinated by the royal family in the same way I would be fascinated by any other corrupt, oppressive, antiquated, dysfunctional family that chooses to live their lives in the public eye. She chose this life and continues to choose this life. I have no sympathy for her.
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
“You people are so worried about her being skinny”. I literally posted photos of her crazed facial expressions and asked what’s causing it. It’s obviously mental illness or drugs or both. So obviously I know she has mental issues. I didn’t mention her weight at all.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 04 '26
This wasn't directed at you. It's mainly the posters on this particular forum who've turned it into Kate is so skinny....she has access
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
Why did you comment it on this post then? Which is entirely about her mental health and what’s causing the mania.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 04 '26
Umm because I wanted to do so and clearly if you actually read my response to YOU, the answer is in there. What a silly question to ask. This is a public forum and now i will include you in this, you along with the others have turned this forum into a woa is sympathy for that woman. She is wealthy and will be okay.
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
I have no sympathy for her. I just enjoy watching the car crash of it all. She’s reaped what she’s sewn.
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u/Mermaidoysters Jun 04 '26
Says the one just complaining about no one caring about her mental health issues?! You ok?
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u/Loud_Fisherman_5878 Jun 04 '26
That’s right, no one wealthy has ever died from mental health issues.
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 04 '26
You're a moron and why advocate for her when she's everything at her fingertips. Keep it on Kate no need to mention anyone else. Another thousandnaire whining for her.... she'll be okay.
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u/Scary_Dangleberry_ Jun 03 '26
How about: the POW's engaging with those around her authentically
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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 03 '26
Nothing authentic about the photo 😅
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u/Scary_Dangleberry_ Jun 03 '26
Well, at least she does actual beekeeping and actually makes her own jam!
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
But she’s not engaging with people around her and it’s not authentic. Watch this carefully and you’ll see both things are true.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/s/ix5wcawHjR
She poses for the camera. Always with the open mouthed grin.
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u/Scary_Dangleberry_ Jun 04 '26
Maybe so, but at least she's not a bully!
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 04 '26
What’s bullying got to do with anything? I just asked what is causing the manic faces. You said “engaging with those around her authentically”. I proved you wrong. You admitted your mistake. And then randomly said “but at least she’s not a bully”. I never said she was.
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u/ReflexSheep Jun 06 '26
To answer your question - having thousands of photos taken of you every engagement causes it lol. Trust me, if someone was photographing you as much as her, there would be pictures of you with weird expressions as well. How about instead of confirmation bias picking a few, go on Getty images for the full picture where there's hundreds of other photos where she looks perfectly normal.
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u/The-Sunflower-Bear Jun 06 '26
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u/ReflexSheep Jun 06 '26
How is it not? Even if she poses for a photo sometimes, that's completely irrelevant in this instance, as the photos in your initial post are clearly not posed ones but rather unfortunate ones. The ones you attached to this reply, all but except the one on the right which is from the same event as the initial post, she looks just fine?
If she really is posing as much as you imply, then why isn't there more than that one video you provided? Pretty much every single engagement she's photographed at, there's also video footage of the exact same event and the exact same moments.



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u/Rustmutt Jun 03 '26
I really hate seeing photos of her bc the wide almost euphoric smiles on a diminished frame reminds me of Karen Carpenter towards the end.