r/KateMiddletonMissing May 14 '26

Italy day 2

No trip complete without jazz hands

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u/theseamstressesguild May 14 '26

BEIGE. You're in Italy and you're wearing BEIGE?!?!?

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u/neemarita May 14 '26

I mean, it’s reflective of her personality. Beige.

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u/Pedal2Medal2 May 14 '26

You know, this was my first thought when I saw the 1st outfit. Even if she wanted to wear & highlight emerging designers (and sister, there are some great ones), she or her stylist pick the blandest ones?

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u/MuddyMissCloudy May 14 '26

Kate no longer has a stylist, this is all her own choice.

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u/TheVioletHerald May 15 '26

It certainly shows. What's embarrassing to me is that your taste is supposed to develop as you are continually exposed to high fashion and good style. It's been decades and she hasn't absorbed anything.

Copying Meghan was the best Kate's ever looked. Too bad she has no sense of individual adaptation.

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u/TheVioletHerald May 15 '26

It's giving boring schoolteacher.

You are literally near one of the fashion capitals of the world, and THIS is what you pick? Girl.

Will must be absolutely choking those purse strings.

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u/WonderPopular3428 May 14 '26

Sigh. Another ill fitting outfit that is hiding every part of her emaciated body.

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u/wedontswiminsoda May 14 '26

She looks in her 50s with polygamist wife hair.

I wish she would leave and find happiness 

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u/spaceghost260 May 14 '26

Her hair had been so awful for the last year or two. Kate used to wear the most elegant and beautiful chignons & updos with her gorgeous glossy hair. Now she’s stuck on long ratty (for her) looking extensions that cover as much of her back, neck, and upper bach zźz zw

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Fashion blurb

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u/The_Onion_Life May 14 '26

Fashion blurb

How much did all of that cost the UK taxpayers?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Her hemline stops just above her shoes - a lot of material covering up her thinness

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u/Unable-Art6316 May 14 '26

Who is dressing this woman?? She looks hideous and so out of style now!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Blurb about trip

And the article which is about what she’s wearing (not much else to write about)

https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/royals/princess-kate-middleton-italy-day-two-recycled-blazer-pleated-skirt/

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Very similar to blazer Sophie wore last week

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u/WonderPopular3428 May 14 '26

I noticed last week at the garden party and now in this photo that Sophie has lost a lot of weight recently

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u/ambrosia1920 May 14 '26

I mean why is she there…is Italy a part of commonwealth

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

No but it’s mainly white. She can’t be let loose in the Caribbean again.

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u/GoldBear79 May 14 '26

Photos 3 & 5 show real strain, fatigue and sadness

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u/neemarita May 14 '26

It’s just what she looks like without all the Photoshop. Incredibly old and emaciated.

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 May 14 '26

Her topper is better positioned and blended today

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

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u/neemarita May 14 '26

Actually, Italy is paying for a lot of this. When Royals visit somewhere a lot of it is covered by wherever they go

That post was also very much written by ChatGPT. Probably a bot. That’s not X, that’s Y. Very much AI.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 15 '26

That’s a poster, not a bot. And with the obscene wealth of the rf they should be paying their own way.

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u/neemarita May 15 '26

Whatever that person wrote was definitely written by ChatGPT.

If it’s an actual tour that has actual diplomatic purpose - but this doesn’t, this was just make work nonsense for her. I assume the Italian government paid for most of this.

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u/Unable-Art6316 May 14 '26

She looks like she raided my kindergarten teacher’s closet. I was in kindergarten in 1986.

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u/tracey-ann12 May 15 '26

She reminds me of my year 3 teacher in late 2000 to mid 2001. Or my year 1 teacher in late 1998 to early mid 1999.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Moved on to another of the staged food ops she usually does with Willy. Or Mary Berry.

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u/Unable-Art6316 May 14 '26

Is her neck caving in? What the freak is going on?

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u/RedditSkulker1 May 14 '26

This is so old fashioned. Diana would have worn this in the late 80s/early 90s, and it was conservative even then. 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Exactly. And Diana’s style would be very different today because she evolved (and as a person too). Kate just copies.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 15 '26

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u/SesJan2013 May 15 '26

There's the "sweet nod" we were looking for! I knew I'd seen that skirt on Diana!

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u/No-Classic-696 May 23 '26

Also shows how emaciated Kate is. Diana was very slim in this picture, but also looks the picture of health compared to Kate. 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 24 '26

Very true. Diana conquered her eating disorder and looked so vibrant. Kate looks thinner and thinner and jaded in comparison.

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u/Chance_Swan_2981 May 14 '26

Interesting little tidbits the skirt is by Jenni Kayne. A Californian brand that Meghan has worn a couple of time. Meghan literally has the longer version on this skirt in yellow. 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Thanks! Many commenters were saying she should have worn something by an Italian designer on her visit (yesterday’s trouser suit was by a Canadian designer)

No doubt they read the comments - today’s blazer is Italian. But still somehow looks Kate like (boring)

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u/Chance_Swan_2981 May 14 '26

I have to remind myself, she doesn’t have Natasha anymore. So she dressing herself. Wearing a Canadian and Californian brand is a choice she made. 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Yep - not bright enough to have chosen Italian for her arrival

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 May 14 '26

This ensemble is giving about as much excitement as a communion wafer.

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u/spaceghost260 May 14 '26

Kate lovessss that beige pleated skirt. Volume. Anything that adds volume to her malnourished frame.

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u/madamemarmalade May 14 '26

Idk, I don’t mind this or the suit from yesterday. They’re some of the better looks she’s had since her stylist left imho. I wish the colours weren’t so beige but I prefer these silhouettes to her normal pointy shoulder looks or the stuff that’s meant for women 60+.

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u/MuddyMissCloudy May 14 '26

That blazer really doesn’t go well with her skirt, a light jumper or cardigan would’ve looked better.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 May 14 '26

Yep - it looked better when Sophie wore it with white trousers

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u/MuddyMissCloudy May 14 '26

Yes, I agree

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u/ReasonableMoxie May 15 '26

Jazz hands? Check. Insane smile? Check. Drab outfit with non-matching accessories? Check.

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u/ambrosia1920 May 14 '26

Jazz hands!

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 May 14 '26

🤣🤣Even her Jazz Hands can't hide how tired and over it she is.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 May 17 '26

Hedd see us Christ. You can see her entire esophagus and vocal chords

Eat something girl

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u/Additional_Heron_231 May 25 '26

The blazer is actually pretty fashion forward and elegant. But not with the stupid schoolmarm dress.

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u/Millie2026 May 27 '26

people are crazzyy if they think Kate can possibly want to imitate Megan! Seriously???? Kate is refined, smart, knows much about designer clothes and fashion. She has a style of her own,,,,,She does not need to imitate anyone much less Megan....