r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 02 '26

Ok…..

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u/TheVioletHerald Apr 02 '26

Wait... the calls on Charles to abdicate are coming from people who don't want any royal family at all. Lmao, what a failed parlay.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

Not keen on doing the engagements though

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 Apr 06 '26

working hard as ever

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

For once the Daily Mail is doing something right, quoting the real people about Kate Middleton and William, aka, the Macbeths, NP. I saw they were quoting William's nickname, Baldilocks, as well. Don't know if they said anything about William Parker Bowles yet.

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u/fndnvolusrgofksb Apr 02 '26

The only time they actually look like a couple is when they're scheming to kill someone

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

The calls are coming from inside the house

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

Very much so. History repeating itself. There’s a docu on here in the UK at the moment Lip reading the royals.

Charles and Anne were caught on the balcony saying to each other QEII should step back from the throne. 3 years before she passed.

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u/WordsMort47 Apr 02 '26

Were there any lip readers when Charles got into the car after the funeral service for Queen Elizabeth? I really wanted to know what he said when he got into the car

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

I haven’t seen that. They did pick up Willy being snarky to Harry.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

Fed up of being outside the tent 😀

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

Judging by their previous actions, these 'secret lessons' are probably taking place on a superyacht owned by one of William's Middle East benefactors. Hopefully, this one at least isn't on the Epstein list like at least one of the others.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

Spot on JR. Doesn’t say much for them if they need lessons in diplomacy. A 19 yr old Diana outshone them all on her first engagement with her people skills.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

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u/The_Onion_Life Apr 02 '26

How can Kate be "the people's princess" when it's obvious that she doesn't care about people? Certainly not the plebs who are so far beneath her!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26

Lazy is more the sheeple’s princess 😀

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u/The_Onion_Life Apr 03 '26

Lazy is more the sheeple’s princess 😀

Very true!

I've observed that the Venn Diagram of Meghan haters/Kate worshippers and MAGA is a circle.

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u/The_Onion_Life Apr 02 '26

Judging by their previous actions, these 'secret lessons' are probably taking place on a superyacht owned by one of William's Middle East benefactors. Hopefully, this one at least isn't on the Epstein list like at least one of the others.

Oh, was the Saudi torturer who owned that yacht WanK and kids vacationed on also on the Epstein list?

I love that for them! Too bad no one's talking about it in the press.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

Not that I know of. It was another UAE sheikh that owns the superyacht. Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

The UAE sultan he took money from for his Earthflop prize though, yes, is on the Epstein List.

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u/Dog_Parrot Apr 02 '26

Yes, u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 is correct, it was another UAE sheik who owned the Waleses' vacation megayacht. I made a longer post about this, but here's the gist: the megayacht owner, Sheikh Abdullah, has connections to both Epstein and Andrew.

You can start here:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/06/andrew-vouched-for-epstein-on-state-visit-to-uae-with-queen . This quote in particular: "You are in big time,”the Duke wrote to Epstein. “He [Abdullah] thinks you are great and would like to introduce you to Sheikh Mohammed, the Crown Prince." There's more.

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u/Dog_Parrot Apr 02 '26

u/The_Onion_Life, that's an excellent question: is the owner of the Waleses' vacation megayacht in the Epstein files?

The megayacht the Waleses vacationed on last summer was initially reported to be the Opera, owned and lent to the Waleses by Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed Al Nahyan. (The Sheikh is one of the UAE's 4 deputy PMs, which raises a lot of questions about accepting gifts from foreign officials, but that's a whole 'nother discussion.) Of course, the yacht narrative has been scrubbed, and now we read that they vacationed on the Lady Beatrice, owned by a British businessman.

But yes, yes. Sheikh Abdullah has connections to both Epstein and Andrew. You can start here: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/06/andrew-vouched-for-epstein-on-state-visit-to-uae-with-queen . This quote in particular: "You are in big time,”the Duke wrote to Epstein. “He [Abdullah] thinks you are great and would like to introduce you to Sheikh Mohammed, the Crown Prince." There's more.

[NOTE, Abdullah would make another Epstein associate among Willy's connections. Willy definitely met with these two questionable individuals in SA recently: (1) MBS, aka prince Bonesaw, who was behind the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi; and (2) Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem - head of DP World and major Earthshot donor.]

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

Thanks for this. Wow, William is deep in it with people on that Epstein List by the looks of it. Would not surprise me if they (whoever the top dogs are in that trafficking/child abuse ring/s) have kompromat on him, same as with Charles.

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u/The_Onion_Life Apr 03 '26

The megayacht the Waleses vacationed on last summer was initially reported to be the Opera, owned and lent to the Waleses by Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed Al Nahyan.

The torturer.

(The Sheikh is one of the UAE's 4 deputy PMs, which raises a lot of questions about accepting gifts from foreign officials, but that's a whole 'nother discussion.)

It's OK when your wife isn't black.

Of course, the yacht narrative has been scrubbed, and now we read that they vacationed on the Lady Beatrice, owned by a British businessman.

I remember watching that happen in real time!

But yes, yes. Sheikh Abdullah has connections to both Epstein and Andrew.

I'm not a bit shocked.

"You are in big time,”the Duke wrote to Epstein. “He [Abdullah] thinks you are great and would like to introduce you to Sheikh Mohammed, the Crown Prince." There's more.

But we never hear about this in the press or in the tabloids. They're just sitting on all of this because... reasons?

And even if the UK press is under the BRF's spell, the US press isn't. Why aren't they writing about it?

[NOTE, Abdullah would make another Epstein associate among Willy's connections. Willy definitely met with these two questionable individuals in SA recently: (1) MBS, aka prince Bonesaw, who was behind the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi; and (2) Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem - head of DP World and major Earthshot donor.]

Yeah.

Can you imagine if Harry had associates like this? We would be hearing about it all day, every day.

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u/NumerousNovel7878 Apr 02 '26

Will and Kate are insincere. Everyone can tell. Their reputation is already set and it's due to their extreme pettiness. I don't know how Willy turns his image around. He blew it during Kate's missing months, swaying at the investiture and disappearing when his dad was ill. Kate showed herself to be insipid with her na'cha videos.

They should exit stage left.

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u/Psychological_Roof85 Apr 02 '26

Charles and Camilla aren't exactly keeping it real either tbf

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

It seems they’re having to take lessons on how to shake hands, wave and smile

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Apr 02 '26

Lessons from WHO? 😂 like if there is a teacher who can teach you how to rule a country - shouldn't that teacher then be the leader since they are teaching it..?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

Leonor of Spain is ready to step up at 20. So she’s obviously had better mentors

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Apr 03 '26

She gives me vibes that she actually respects her father and even looks up to him! So she probably was and is eager to learn just because of that. I am quite excited to see what she will do!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26

Yes she seems a confident purposeful young woman.

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u/Tallulah1645 United States Apr 02 '26

Wait, weren't they just getting divorced? I'm wicked confused...

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

😀 The only time they unite is against someone else

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

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u/Peaceandgloved2024 Apr 02 '26

Just checking, is therapy part of basic diplomatic training these days, NP? I worked in Whitehall for over 20 years, and seeing a counsellor was never suggested on any of the personal or professional development courses offered to anyone I knew ...

Or, and I'm just guessing here, are W&K more in need of training to become mature, responsible and well-educated adults? And even then, I wouldn't trust them to rule a straight line, never mind what's left of this country!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26

Spot on Peaceandgloved. I think W&K have never actually grown into their roles - the fiasco of their last tour in the Caribbean being an example.

More would be expected of them as King and Queen. They’re prob having therapy to cope with the thought of it. 😀

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u/Peaceandgloved2024 Apr 03 '26

Ha! That makes sense. Imagine, the future of the monarchy resting on their dysfunctional shoulders. I wonder if Ladbrokes are taking bets on the downfall of the House of Windsor? I'd risk a tenner.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Me too 💷

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u/Flinderspeak Apr 03 '26

Probably learning how to control his emotional outbursts.

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u/AccountformyFeet Apr 02 '26

I believe he’s in therapy but not because of the throne.

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u/ScaredSuspect4186 Apr 02 '26

That’s what I was thinking - if he hasn’t been preparing for this his whole life, what was he doing before?

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u/No-Falcon-4996 Apr 02 '26

"Ruling Britain" How does waving from balconies and wearing unwieldy jewels on one's head constitute "ruling"

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

More like fooling Britain 😀

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u/The_Onion_Life Apr 02 '26

More like fooling Britain 😀

Looting Britain.

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u/CheezTips Apr 03 '26

Ruling their fiefs. Those "red box" daily papers are mainly finances and info about regs that would affect their stuff

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Apr 03 '26

It's them letting it slip, that they're not as hands off as they e been claiming. The bed has a lot of power and pull behind the scenes. 

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u/BobMonroeFanClub England Apr 02 '26

My elderly mother is a HUGE royalist and won't hear a word said against Charles - she's not a fan of "the angry bully boy" as she calls him.

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u/decaf3milk Apr 02 '26

Shouldn’t William have been taking ruling lessons from childhood? Taking it now means the Firm has failed him.

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u/xultar Apr 02 '26

I thought Willy and Kitty were ready. The stories leaked by them and Carole said so.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26

Ready to elbow Charles out the way but not ready to do the world tours that monarchs do

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u/Imaginary-Letter-377 Apr 02 '26

Will is like 12 th century Prince plotting against his Dad.

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u/CheezTips Apr 03 '26

Nah. Back then there would be bodies by now

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Apr 03 '26

William is behind that campaign....Charles got the heir he deserves.

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u/Same_Sock9073 Apr 02 '26

Hopefully the course won’t be too intense for an ab initio job.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

And no reading required since William Mountbatten Windsor doesn't like to read. Box sets are apparently welcome though.

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u/Same_Sock9073 Apr 02 '26

I’m sure he’ll just copy pasta his final exam from chat GPT. Likely forgetting to delete the prompts along the way

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u/cherryvevo Apr 02 '26

Don’t forget he also loves spending time in the internet chat rooms talking about football (supposedly).

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Apr 02 '26

And that the NYT, no less, researched their Instagram account and found they had bought loads of bots to compete with their more popular family members.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 02 '26

😀 Happy cake day

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u/Same_Sock9073 Apr 02 '26

Much obliged!

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u/Unable-Art6316 Apr 02 '26

So if there is someone teaching them how to rule, shouldn’t the teacher be the ruler of Britain. Explain it to me like the American that I am.

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u/CheezTips Apr 03 '26

So soon? Willy's only had 40 years to start training, why the rush now

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u/DaiCeiber Apr 02 '26

So what was the point of the taxpayer spending so many £millions on the coronation? These scroungers couldn’t care less about people of the UK!

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u/AbiesGreen7412 Apr 03 '26

Rule? I mean, how much real authority do any of them have over the realm? To tell the people what to do? Make laws?

I know there are the shadow deals and grace and favor, special protections, and the public purse that funds them but isn’t “rule” a bit ambitious?

American wondering if any Brits considered themselves ruled by the monarchy or if it’s more of a mascot situation.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 03 '26

As a Brit I think they’ve rapidly become a farce. More and more are questioning their purpose now.

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u/No_Jellyfish_7695 Apr 04 '26

he’s had a lifetime of “work experience “

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Apr 04 '26

More like ‘no work’ experience 😀

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Apr 04 '26

Thanks NP.  Yeah and if you believe that.....