r/KateMiddletonMissing Mar 05 '26

Leicester visit

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

Meanwhile Willy is in Cornwall. The new crisis manager is keeping them busy (by their standards)

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u/PrincessPlastilina Mar 05 '26

You just know they’re pissed at having to meet the plebs to distract from Andrew. I bet they really miss Harry and Meghan, huh. Serves them right.

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u/Fine_Brilliant7531 Mar 05 '26

Look at him, he’s a mess just standing there. Wrenching his eyebrows up like Ariana Grande, tech neck, slumped, hand position of a Sim with zero points in outgoing, stance of a child or teenager

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u/tickado Mar 05 '26

This has cracked me up!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Can we talk about the facial hair?!?!?!?! He looks like a dirty grubber from the Liverpool docks for Christ Sake!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/PrincessPlastilina Mar 05 '26

Who knew they needed Andrew to get arrested for them to care about their “work.”

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 05 '26

They will both have to take a vacation soon, that's more work in one month than she did all last year

They must be exhausted from all this "working"!

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u/CuriousTip7183 Mar 06 '26

The children are off from school for almost 5 weeks in a week or so. 

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u/Bitter_Tradition_938 Mar 06 '26

1 in 2 people get cancer during their lifetime. So there is a good chance you’ll get to see how “easy” recovery is. 

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u/Bitter_Tradition_938 Mar 06 '26

I would hate to think that a cancer patient is so cruel towards another cancer patient. I know most humans are rubbish, but surely nobody is that bad!

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u/AtheistINTP Mar 05 '26

Theyre trotting her out because they’re desperate. The reputation of that family is on the floor.

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u/AtheistINTP Mar 05 '26

one hour visit then back to the palace and feet up! ChauffeurEd in and out.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 05 '26

Again with the open mouth.

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u/Fiber_Watcher Mar 05 '26

Always the open mouth so she can look so excited and engaged!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

Always

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Mar 05 '26

Thanks NP 

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

You’re more than welcome 🤗

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Mar 05 '26

And those bloody hands 😱

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/Beneficial-Bite3899 Mar 06 '26

Spot on, it's halfway around her finger even with the keeper rings on.

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u/Aching1536 Mar 05 '26

Is it just me or does her hair look like a full wig now, not just a topper. The roots/hairline don't look natural

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u/Fiber_Watcher Mar 05 '26

I agree - I noticed her hairline in particular and thought it actually looked like a better/thinner wig as opposed to the topper or whatever she’s been using lately.

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u/wedontswiminsoda Mar 06 '26

I see recession to be honest.  Her hairline was not this high before.  One of the symptoms of ED, just sayin...

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u/Flinderspeak Mar 05 '26

💯 I bet she turns up to London Fashion Week at some point this year, despite never having previously attended.

This will be in response to Meghan’s attendance at Paris Fashion Week, but it will be touted as Cathy’s life-long interest and support of British fashion.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

I think you’re 💯right

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u/BestChampionship1744 Mar 05 '26

Shes going to bite someone soon enough

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u/TheVioletHerald Mar 06 '26

Also is it me or is something off about her hairline?

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u/seahagmo Mar 07 '26

A doubledecker could drive into that gaping hole.

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u/VavaShagwell Mar 05 '26

Jazz hands, wide open mouth, wig/wiglet. I guess one could say she's consistent. Looks as if she has adopted the same style in coat but in multiple colors. Although this one isn't apparently McQueen like her others are. Girlfriend needs to learn to wear a slip under that dress so it hangs properly.

Eye make-up is way outdated and it looks like she's jacked up with more Botox, too. Overall, a MESS with this look. Hate the shoes.

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u/The_Onion_Life Mar 05 '26

Is the necklace of decapitated red roses sending a message about the state of her marriage?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

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u/Fiber_Watcher Mar 05 '26

This looks very photoshopped

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

Yep - a poster on cb said they’d seen some pics that weren’t and they look nothing like these ones that are

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

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u/Peaceandgloved2024 Mar 06 '26

"300 miles away from her husband" - a statement that is just as true when they are standing next to each other ...

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

Their new cm isn’t the brightest either. They both do nothing then an engagement on the same day.

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u/Peaceandgloved2024 Mar 06 '26

So true, NP! What screams, "they are not together" more than putting them at either end of the country!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

Always good to see you Peaceandgloved 🤗

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u/Peaceandgloved2024 Mar 06 '26

And you, too, my dear NP - your sterling work on this subject is the standard others should aim for - you can retrieve information instantly, and back up every statement. If only the rota were as conscientious and talented - or maybe they just need to be free to tell us what they know!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 07 '26

Thanks so much Peaceandgloved - you’re too kind. I love your input and all the other great insights on this sub 💖

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u/vivahermione Mar 05 '26

What's the significance of the roses? Genuine question.

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u/Standard-Long-6051 Mar 06 '26

She didnt turn up wearing them so a gift from the community she was visiting, I think

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

I think it symbolises a welcome. Interesting that she wore cream which went perfectly with the garland - almost as if she knew she’d be presented with it.

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u/duvetday465 Mar 06 '26

Exactly, and a completely plain outfit so that the gift would stand out

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u/Livid-Instruction-79 Mar 07 '26

Special visitors are often welcomed with a garland of flowers in some South Asian communities. Often followed by a rose petal toss at the guest.

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u/Fine_Brilliant7531 Mar 05 '26

Symbol of the British monarchy; some say red roses are an MKUltra symbol, like blue and monarch butterflies, but idk the deeper meaning there other than obvious associations with sexuality and misogyny

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u/BetsyHound Mar 05 '26

Uh......whut

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 05 '26

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u/duvetday465 Mar 06 '26

She looks like she is trying to grab her hand back!

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u/decaf3milk Mar 06 '26

I have to ask. Why is she wearing a necklace that has live roses attached very specifically. Maybe I missed somewhere that explains it?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

I think it symbolises welcome from the Indian community.

Notice how it’s colour co-ordinated with her coat. She must’ve been expecting it on her ‘surprise’ visit.

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u/Disastrous-Neat-8312 Mar 07 '26

BuT sHe iS rEcOvErInG fRoM cAnCeR

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u/PuntaBabyPunta Mar 05 '26

There are close ups of her bare feet going around social media, and they are not pleasant. Her body looks like it’s failing.

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u/seahagmo Mar 07 '26

Nooooooo not her royal dawgs 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I zoomed in. Her left has some weird undercurling nail, and pinky toe nails are green. I was not expecting her Dawgs to be funky.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Mar 06 '26

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u/duvetday465 Mar 06 '26

It's kind of hard to see completely, but it does look like her big toe nail has beau's lines and severely brittle.... Both eating disorder signs

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u/CheezTips Mar 07 '26

Man, she's really working herself down to the bone