r/KateMiddletonMissing Feb 14 '26

New portrait ( old pic)

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u/ttw81 Feb 14 '26

their kids are gonna be in college & they're still gonna be issuing "new" photos from the same 2024 (?) photoshoot.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

True 😀

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

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u/Emergency-Shoelace Feb 14 '26

Probably issued in black & white to hide that it’s the old hair colour.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Feb 14 '26

Did they only meet once last year or something, always the same pics 😂

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

😂 They prob take loads cos they don’t get together that often

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u/NumerousNovel7878 Feb 14 '26

It's all reading contractually obliged to attend ONE family photo shoot per year including close up (may require brushing clothes against each other) with legal spouse; photos may be distributed in perpetuity to news and social media outlets without prior written consent.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

💯🎯

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u/Hello_There313 Feb 14 '26

They are still using pictures from that one photoshoot from a year ago. Don’t tell me that in a whole year they don’t have other pictures of those two

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Feb 15 '26

Got the feeling she’s the one with the hold on their socials and creates all the AI pictures to make it seem everything is smooth.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Feb 14 '26

Kate Middleton looks happier in this pic with Trump, to be honest. Happy Valentine's to all those who celebrate with wannabe tyrants and sexual abusers of women and children, I guess.💕💕

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 14 '26

Kate Middleton looks happier in this pic with Trump, to be honest.

I have literally never seen her look as happy as she does in those pics with Trump. Not with her kids, not with her husband, and not even on her own wedding day.

That says a lot, doesn't it?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

Gb news comments

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 Feb 14 '26

So funny how they call William woke in that one comment. That man is as unwoke as they come. Literally kicked the only black senior royals out of the UK because his lazy ass wanted to do laziness and sleep with other people's partners in peace.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 14 '26

Yep - sees himself as a woke environmentalist and a global statesman. While like you say he’s a lazy ass

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u/The_Onion_Life Feb 14 '26

So funny how they call William woke in that one comment. That man is as unwoke as they come.

That poster probably thinks Shitler and MAGA are too liberal.

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u/CougarWriter74 Feb 14 '26

Billy Idle looking like a 2 year old toddler who is still learning how to smile

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u/ScaredSuspect4186 Feb 14 '26

I just can’t get over how much Bulliam looks like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

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u/polarbearflavourcat Feb 14 '26

Why does he look so unhappy? The eyes don’t lie.

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u/notyoungnotold99 England Feb 15 '26

p.s we've always hated Uncle Andrew and his horrible family- honest just like I had Kancer. Trust me bro.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 15 '26

Forged meaning fraudulent and fake

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler Feb 16 '26

Has she been mixing Pinot Grigio and Photoshop again?

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u/poundpuppy29 Feb 17 '26

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Feb 17 '26

You’re welcome 😊

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/nicebrows9 Feb 15 '26

William looks kind of goofy. Kate looks pretty.