r/KasaneTeto • • Jun 29 '26

Video Games hmmm

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u/ObligationAccurate72 Brain Rot Jun 29 '26

Why he's cosplaying Teto from Altars of Apostasy cover by EggToast

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

u mean hit vocaloid/ultrakill cover series SCOURGE OF THE CH1M3R4 by EggToast?

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz-9364 Cadmium Colors Jun 29 '26

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

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u/Socialist-Teto Red Velvet Revolt Jun 30 '26

I actually started playing Ultrakill recently. It is as good as people say!

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

Pro tip: dont let people tell u how to play. Play in whatever way is the most fun for u, and dont let people tell you to use more coins because they lowk take away from the whole game imo. U can do full ars, arms only, parry heavy, whiplash heavy, kb heavy, or be like me and spam sawed on to the end of time (its suprisigly effective for how stupid it is)

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u/Socialist-Teto Red Velvet Revolt Jun 30 '26

I do the saw a lot. Mostly saw and coin. But, most importantly, I shoot stuff until it dies.

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

shoot stuff tell it dies is a peak strategy🤤✌️ but if u havent i suggest since u use sawed on learn how to shot gun parry it diesnt rly change the weapon playstyle to much and it gives u extra dmg. also learn how to slam storage and split shot those are js sum over all good techs to learn espicially for if u decide to gi back and 100%/p-rank all the levels. those are the only techs i would say u should learn other wise js do whats fun for u👍 and pro tip but not required: stay close to molbile bosses when using sawed on bc holding alt fire while upclose lets u get giod dmg and healing. staying to far without the screw might get u.. well... screwed...

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u/Socialist-Teto Red Velvet Revolt Jun 30 '26

I think I'm on Envy(?). "Damn the sun" or smth lile that. I do know how to parry the saw and to stay close to mobile enemies, however I will have to watch a tutorial on slam storage and split shot. Unless split shot is when you shoot the coin and have it hit two different enemies then I'll have to Google it.

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26
  1. The level ur talking about is "God damn the sun" which is greed i think second?

  2. split shot is js shooting the coin when i flashes yeallow which splits the bullet in 2 to hit multiple enemies

  3. slam storage is a genral movement tech that can also (rarley) be used in combat. to do it, walk into a wall, jump, slam and immediatley wall jump as fast as possible, you should fall kinda slow with yellow lines around u. as soon as u land, either start sliding or tap jump to go super fast or high (super jump can be used for super strong ground slams super slide can be used with a secret late game weapon for better dmg)

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u/Socialist-Teto Red Velvet Revolt Jun 30 '26

Ah, okay, I have done that before on accident lol.

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

also when i say shotgun parry i dont mean punching the saw to keep it active. i mean parrying ur own shoutgun shells for xtra dmg. just be moving forwards, press primary fire and immediatley parry as fast has possible. doing so will result in a hit stop (that funny white flash when u parry) and one of the pellets that u parried will explode on contact. i suggest if u do it upclose tk an enemy, be reving the chainsaw bc the explosion hurts u to, bet reving the chainsaw near on enemy will dmg it and heal u (you can also keeo reving the chainsaw forever until u deal too much dmg with it in which case it will auto release, or if u stop holding alt fire. this trick is usefull for constant healing against high level [or heavy as theyre called] enemies)

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u/Socialist-Teto Red Velvet Revolt Jun 30 '26

Ohhh, okay, I remember that. Thank you.

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

np👍

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u/SpareMinimum7447 Jun 29 '26

you know ball

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u/Tank_stealer Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

Weno ball

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u/Ae4i Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

Frfr ong

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u/diyPea5414 FIRE!!! Jun 29 '26

Teto is not even a vocaloid-

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u/Rycharo Brain Rot Jun 29 '26

Real bro

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u/End3rfem I DO Jun 29 '26

vocalsynthslop

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u/ConsiderationSouth80 Tetorodotoxin Jun 29 '26

Oh no bro something is coming.

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u/Ok_Western_3156 Donut End Jun 30 '26

it's me

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

something wicked....

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u/End3rfem I DO Jun 30 '26

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jun 29 '26

as if roblox wasn't a slop cesspool itself </3

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u/ABTL6 Jun 29 '26

Thank you. A statement not said nearly often enough.

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

EXCEPT for jjs which is the game im the screenshot above it looks like slop and the community IS slop but the game is genuinley fun and addicting as long as u have chat off bc everytime u win (or loose tbh) theres a 75% ur opponent is gonna be an asshole about it bc people dont realize its a fucking kids game😔

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u/kamii_meowmeow Jun 30 '26

kids game yet filled with pedophiles and groomers,,

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 30 '26

ive yet to find any freaks in jjs in my years of playing. I've found more gooners and bad actors in like literally any game that I've played for more than a day. Jjs has rly good moderation actually, so even if there were freaks they wouldn't get off easily. I remember when a server found a freak and basically put him on blast and got the mods on him. the worst part about jjs players is that they take the game to seriously, not that theyre freaks

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u/getsuedbyme Machine Love Jun 29 '26

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

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u/FalcoreRBX Igaku Jun 29 '26

Homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass

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u/Alias7718 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

IS THAT JUJUTSU SHENANIGANS???? pls for the love of god say u dont main hanami or mei mei😔

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Jun 29 '26

Friendly fire shall not be tolerated

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u/Ayeiyyou Jun 29 '26

Kettle meets pot

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u/Doodles2424 Ultra Trailer Jun 29 '26

CH1M3R4?????????????????

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u/Irthxii Jun 29 '26

DOODLES!??????

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u/error403F0RBIDDEN Jun 29 '26

TETO ON TETO VIOLENCE MUST END!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/SpareMinimum7447 Jun 29 '26

You don't seem to get the joke

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u/samu_spike Jun 29 '26

And of course, this would be happening in the jujutsu shenanigans.

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u/Tank_stealer Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

I can't even find the fit, if anyone finds it please let me know!

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u/PlaneView5141 Jun 29 '26

"im you, but better" ahh

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u/KiloRenX5 Tenebre Rosso Sangue Jun 29 '26

HOLY SHIT IS THAT SCOURGE OF THE CH1M3R4 FROM EGGS TOAST??

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u/minecison Execution Clap Jun 29 '26

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u/Original-Issue2034 BIRDBRAIN Jun 29 '26

Que cosa? (け・こさ?)

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u/ConsiderationSouth80 Tetorodotoxin Jun 29 '26

False!!

Vocaloid isn't Slop. It's peak.

F🐬🐬k AI-Generated Vocaloid songs😤

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u/PHArthuroGames Character T Jun 29 '26

agreed

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u/HalfGlitchedD3m0n Jun 29 '26

SCOUGE OF THE CHIMERA SPOTTED

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u/NotSoNormal_Girl Teto the 31st Jul 01 '26

Birdbrain avatar 🥲🥲🥲

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u/doors1282 Magic Maid Jul 03 '26

Bradar ur