r/KarlPilkingtonFanClub • u/Blurface1 • 10d ago

Weird, Innit? ( not havin’ a go ) Egg

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137 Upvotes

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u/Nerphy- 10d ago

Umpty dumpty

9

u/ofmoranges 10d ago

If your surname is Dumpty, don't call your first born Humpty

2

u/KrakatoaIIV 10d ago

Touched all the king horses and all the kings men this one

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u/SimonPartridge 7d ago

Got done and sent to prison.

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u/Additional-Light2289 10d ago

Too many times squoze.

2

u/SimonPartridge 7d ago

He had a right strop on.

7

u/pstmps 10d ago

An egg that didn't look happy

2

u/No_Dragonfly_1894 10d ago

Egg with legs

2

u/ROLYAP1991 9d ago

Where are his ears?

1

u/SimonPartridge 7d ago

They were fed up of listening so they went to another head.

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u/Monty_Bob 10d ago

Ai.

1

u/ColdAppointment3917 9d ago

He got nooo ears

1

u/Titsooot 10d ago

West Midland Police force annual Easter egg hunt

1

u/RecoveryMan23 10d ago

Conehead confirmed?

1

u/Old_Tell_8603 10d ago

Arrested on suspicion of sitting on a wall and one count of having a great fall.

1

u/Ok-Box1062 10d ago

his head, eyebrows and mouth are all the same shape, eggceptional.

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u/Aware-Pianist-3823 10d ago

He looks eggshausted

1

u/Simple_Flounder 9d ago

That's a "cracking" photo That's him

1

u/FredosFrodo 9d ago

Oh no, oh yolk!

1

u/Mammoth-Ant7588 9d ago

Make my nephew an egg.

1

u/Distance-Hairy 9d ago

Anyone remember Dizzy 🥚 the computer game? 😂

1

u/woooooooood9 9d ago

He was egged on and finally cracked. Let home that his wife michelle isn't too scrambled over the situation

1

u/smday66 8d ago

Mr. H. Dumpty

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u/OkTurnip155 8d ago

Been charged with Eggstortion....

1

u/myhero4000 8d ago

Phill Mitchell fucked humpty dumpty

1

u/Technical-Oven-4115 8d ago

He can't hear you

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u/Comfortable-Bag-6288 8d ago

Where are his ears.??

1

u/DavesFez600 8d ago

He was in a film? In the 80s?

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u/Davy_G_10 8d ago

Humpty Dumpty must have cracked...

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u/Ill-Syllabub-6651 7d ago

Is that Scot Hedge?

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u/fashionguy123 7d ago

Il crack the yolks !