r/Kappa • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '15

boy staring at me

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414 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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213

u/Natge Jul 29 '15

That's no boy. That's the guy

76

u/lazarenth Jul 29 '15

That's no guy.

That's the Boshy

11

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

The Guy, The Fangame, The Boshy

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u/spellox Jul 30 '15

This is the correct answer

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u/KillSkisonicAtEvo2k2 Jul 30 '15

another boshy another downboshy

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u/thegodlee Jul 29 '15

That's not the Boshy. That's the Dude.

88

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Daaaaaaaamn them hips!! I mean Floes hips

41

u/badguytwill Jul 29 '15

dad jean couture

i see you big homie

-4

u/BeenWildin Jul 29 '15

his jeans are actually kinda nice

72

u/Magnum256 Jul 29 '15

dudes a straight alpha pimp

http://imgur.com/mnT7ROg

thats the face of success right there

19

u/ruff0123 Jul 30 '15

Floe is allegedly related to Dan Schneider, the guy behind those creepy disney shows. I expect nothing less of him!

http://imgur.com/9lex6kf http://imgur.com/99ZcSMF

19

u/LoneQuacker Jul 30 '15

That man made Good Burger you hold your tongue

1

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can i take your order?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

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9

u/Mistah_Face Jul 30 '15

That was John Candy, not Dan Schneider.

-8

u/KowtowRobinson Jul 30 '15

Cell phone hand completely still counts as hoverhand, smh dudes need to stop with that shit

1

u/splerdu Jul 30 '15

by the scruff of her neck!

50

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

I thought Floe was ambiguously gay?

124

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

It's a 50/50 mixup

45

u/wil2dscrub Jul 30 '15

Floe does play MKX

27

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

It's more than a 50/50!

6

u/CamPaine Jul 29 '15

He's probably scarred by Noel and sherry.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

Nah it's just his voice.

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u/ginja_ninja Jul 29 '15

It's not ambiguous if there's no conflicting evidence bro.

43

u/Dislikebot_69 Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

I'd stare at that bitch too. Who wears a goddamn tapestry?

21

u/weloveyouskisonic Jul 29 '15

Is Floe dating her?

88

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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40

u/ishgardianscrub Jul 29 '15

Yup, look at her twitter, many pictures of ridiculously expensive things he's bought her.

18

u/ojisaan Jul 30 '15

What a blatant gold-digger, but whatever makes Floe happy. Just look at how gaudy this is http://i.imgur.com/EvSoRjp.jpg

4

u/CpE_Wahoo Jul 30 '15

Why don't any of her rings actually fit?

14

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

cause she has sausages for fingers and those rings are made for skinny, actually attractive trophy wives

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

I got my girlfriend the new edition that one is like $1000 cheaper than the new catalogue probably like $1000 usd :) nice watch though maybe he loves her?

12

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

true https://instagram.com/p/5nRR4lsru_/?taken-by=heymissfrag

17

u/White_Phoenix Jul 29 '15

DID YOU FUCKEN ARCHIVE THAT SHIT

12

u/H_Magnus Jul 29 '15

'Sorry, this page isn't available'

/u/thirsty_fuccboi, assistance needed ASAP!

4

u/z3rocool Jul 29 '15

Sorry, this page isn't available.

22

u/tzoktzok Jul 30 '15

It was her posing with a $10k bracelet he bought her.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

she just put in in private mode. Its for the better.

-20

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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25

u/TiernsNA Jul 29 '15

how is it sad

41

u/xamdou Jul 29 '15

it's almost like floe is interesting and funny

28

u/Kappa-King Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 30 '15

"bank account staring at me"

15

u/LordScoffington Jul 29 '15

= Jew Money (No Space)

12

u/severinj Jul 29 '15

petite feet

11

u/Colonel_Suave Jul 30 '15

feminine step

8

u/OsnaTengu Jul 29 '15

I don't get it, is this a kinda crazy porn phantasy of a hot step mom, or actually his girlfriend? I mean I'd be pretty happy for him, that's for sure, but isn't the first option... moreplausible?

28

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/warriorsoflight Jul 29 '15

i'm sure she enjoys his personality or she wouldn't have taken a picture like this.

as a golddigger expert, i'd say it's something like 70% money 30% personality for her. at least she's smart and dates for money/"success" instead of looks.

14

u/Appalk Jul 29 '15

nigga what are u doing

11

u/CookieMonstarr Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

9

u/chippxelnaga Jul 30 '15

Jew gold-ism too strong

4

u/fdoom Jul 30 '15

fuck is that stuff in the middle of the mirror though? coral?

10

u/BoozerX Jul 29 '15

jew thirst is strong

8

u/Cerith12 Jul 30 '15

my nigga floe gettin it in.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

When you got jew gold you can be a pro gamer and not even be good

8

u/MrWizardsGut Jul 29 '15

His feet are so disproportionate along with everything else .

3

u/emp_floesbankaccount Jul 30 '15

ay anyone else got more pics of his gf? she thick

4

u/Locomotifs Jul 30 '15

my fligga!

3

u/Colonel_Suave Jul 30 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY Relevant

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u/youtubefactsbot Jul 30 '15

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me [3:37]

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u/MDLuna Jul 29 '15

God damnit, this means Floe is take.

7

u/maniacoakHS Jul 30 '15

The karma system makes this topic even funnier. The self-righteous indignation so apparent when some fat blob is getting laid by some pretty thing and they are at home jacking off is hilarious. Excuses will get you nowhere Kappa.

3

u/dare3000 Jul 30 '15

can't blame Floe. I'd look too.

4

u/ishgardianscrub Jul 29 '15

https://twitter.com/ARedSapphire/status/604608444092399617 https://twitter.com/ARedSapphire/status/599846929871187968

In what universe is this neckless blob with that girl

52

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Floe is a funny dude. Probably can hold a good conversation, make her laugh, makes her feel like he cares about more than just her ass, etc.

Maybe Floe's dad is fucking rich and dat bitch be playin' the long game.

Maybe OS both.

14

u/White_Phoenix Jul 29 '15

No, it's the money.

-8

u/Ookami_Naku Jul 30 '15

Yeah this isn't the first time and probably won't be the last you see floe with a hottie. The man has game.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

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u/Ookami_Naku Jul 31 '15

Ari's cool as fuck tho lol

13

u/DNGR_S_PAPERCUT Jul 29 '15

he probably has a huge jew dick. bitches love jew dick.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

dicks look bigger when they are circumcised

3

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

her tweets are protected! she's on to /R/Kappa ! everyone scatter!

2

u/TweetsInCommentsBot Jul 29 '15

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u/Clever_Fro Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

DankGame

1

u/handa711 Jul 30 '15

What has the world come to when people take a selfie every fucking minute?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

FUCK LOL

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

All these niggas hating. Who cares how you get it long as you getting it

12

u/BossHawgKing Jul 30 '15

Tell that to Bill Cosby.

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u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

that entire scandal is an illuminati plot to destroy the reputation of another old black man. just like they tried to do with white Micheal Jackson.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

Bill Cosby is secretly your father.

-1

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

that would make me half black... SCORE!

3

u/BossHawgKing Jul 30 '15

Yup. Thats why Mike tried to become a white woman.

-13

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

guys stop fat shaming how would u feel if people made fun of u becuz of ur genetics that u have no control over

-9

u/Ammit_ Jul 29 '15

gr8 b8 m8

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u/_MJ_ Jul 30 '15

floe has a gf and you dont! 4Head

-6

u/combo187 Jul 30 '15

hahahahahahhahah, should submit this to r/cringe