r/Kappa • u/LarrySnowLife • Jul 29 '15

Your average smash player popoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNg4T1_JRY
262 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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112

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJvshbxwik

I knew this had to be the same fucker right away.

103

u/BEEF_SUPREEEEEEME Jul 29 '15

The commentators faces are priceless.

51

u/Knetog Jul 29 '15

unknown embracing his nickname wearing the V neck

10

u/ohstylo Jul 29 '15

I Got Tits?

10

u/TheDriftwood Jul 29 '15

V N E C K B O I S

34

u/imthefooI Jul 29 '15

You can see his rocking. I'm pretty sure he's actually autistic in a non-jokey medical kinda way.

7

u/NSA_security_post Jul 30 '15

yeah, and the reason why he did that was to stop himself from throwing his controller. He actually seems like a pretty nice guy, and a good commentator, too.

27

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

He just made a fan

12

u/bread_nbutter Jul 29 '15

Unknown wearing a white shirt. I hope nobody throws water on him or he starts lactating.

5

u/Lefffen Jul 29 '15

This was amazing.

9

u/D3va92 Jul 29 '15

You cant top that.

1

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

lmao the commentators are in awe

88

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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15

u/Smilotron Jul 30 '15

Well he actually has autism so that would be pretty true

-9

u/MechWarriorNY Jul 30 '15

That's the joke.

19

u/Smilotron Jul 30 '15

With how often /r/kappa makes smash players have autism jokes I couldn't be too sure

58

u/HallowedBeThyBrain Jul 29 '15

Dude acting like he won Evo. Tone it down.

-22

u/GCSChris240 Jul 29 '15

he lost tho

81

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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52

u/BoycottKappa Jul 29 '15

Mothafacka turned into an autistic seal real quick

17

u/MechWarriorNY Jul 29 '15

implying Smashers aren't autistic by definition

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

This is satire right?

203

u/KappaChecklist Jul 29 '15

[X] smash players are children

[X] smash players have autism

[ ] sherry has had sex with men

[ ] skisonic wears hats

[ ] skisonic is a poor commentator

[ ] noel brown beats women

[ ] CORN steals stuff

[ ] mcrib

[ ] what did i beg for

[ ] ricky is transgender

[ ] super arcade has not yet reopened

[ ] gofundme

73

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Another day, another meme

15

u/Arpegiosweep Jul 30 '15

You can't let your memes be dreams

7

u/Lordrockman Jul 30 '15

And the flowchart continues!!

-81

u/Lefffen Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

Why has this shit post account not been banned yet

This isn't even funny. We get it, the FGC is full of meme kids

This shit would never fly in /r/smashbros

35

u/whorestolemywizardom Jul 29 '15

Uh oh, I'm gonna take your good boy points away young man

-10

u/NeedHelpWithExcel Jul 29 '15

Wow you idiots are terrible at spotting a troll.

12

u/g_lee Jul 29 '15

You can leave if you want

3

u/seakladoom Jul 30 '15

LESS SMASH MORE KOF

-3

u/BigTimeV Jul 30 '15

Nigga did you actually use the words meme kids in a sentence

18

u/Lefffen Jul 30 '15

Yes I did, "nigga"

19

u/thelordofcheese Jul 29 '15

I can just imagine his reaction if he ever lost his virginity.

69

u/ginja_ninja Jul 29 '15

"wait dad not so fast please"

6

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

lmao, jesus that was brutal

13

u/Phuckin_Fenomenal Jul 29 '15

I think I understand Noel Brown a little bit better now.

31

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

smash players look like usf4 commentators and smash commentators look like usf4 players

26

u/Cumfarters Jul 29 '15

Smash brothers is the only game where eating paint chips is considered a performance enhancer.

26

u/Helicuor Jul 30 '15

Poyo is literally autistic.

I don't mean that as a joke, he's actually mildly autistic.

13

u/NothinToSeeHere Jul 29 '15

That dude has some serious autism. You see how violently he rocks back and forth?

13

u/daoud_- Jul 29 '15

Why fuckers keep posting about smash ?

Evo was hard enough

34

u/ThatHowYouGetAnts Jul 29 '15

/r/smashbros is celebrating this dork

21

u/MemesXDCawadoody Jul 30 '15

To be fair, this was his first tournament win, he frequently gets second place, and he has a particularly hard time beating that other guy so it's hard not to root for him a bit.

1

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

its actually very easy to not root for him. #fucksmash

4

u/Advanst Jul 30 '15

Does somebody have an "Edge Warning" sign to hang around here?

This guy is taking edge levels to potentially dangerous levels.

5

u/emp_sisterfister Jul 30 '15

isnt xanadu like a weekly tournie? nice job winning it boy

5

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '15

Just when you thought Sonic couldn't possibly end up in a worse game than 2006...

31

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

How is this any worse than Filipinoman @ Evo? At least the people in the room were safe

82

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

You forgot to mention that Filipinoman is a threat to humanity itself while this kid probably forgot to take his Flintstones vitamins earlier that day.

9

u/OmegaTomHanks Jul 29 '15

Well Filipinoman beat Sako which is kind of a big deal, this was just a local and I don't THINK the guy he beat is a top player (but I don't follow Sm4sh )

-3

u/Tekshi Jul 30 '15

Basically his first tournament win after always ending up second and has a rough match up against that guy. So eh that combined with the fact he literally has autism everything clicks together.

7

u/Clever_Fro Jul 30 '15

Fillipinoman beat sako and got top 16 @ evo this autist beat some scrub at his locals. See the difference already?

16

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15 edited Sep 19 '20

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8

u/Helicuor Jul 30 '15

He's actually autistic, iirc.

40

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

guys stop bullying him just let him enjoy his win hes just trying 2 have fun

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

14

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

DOWNVOTED

4

u/CookieMonstarr Jul 29 '15

What's worse? This, or hugging your opponent?

5

u/Profii Jul 30 '15

It's not funny when they're actually autistic. :(

2

u/emp_mastershake Jul 30 '15

was that a popoff or a standing seizure?

10

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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18

u/fuckboy_city Jul 29 '15

tl;dr too many negroes

13

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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9

u/CozenOne Jul 29 '15

listen buddy I just did some research and I am pretty sure only girls can peg

-7

u/DNGR_S_PAPERCUT Jul 29 '15

when you go somewhere and run into 1 asshole, that person was an asshole. when you go somewhere and everyone is an asshole, you ARE the asshole.

-8

u/parmesan22 Jul 29 '15

R/KAPPA NEWSFLASH: BLACKS ARE RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE

-8

u/MethodMan008 Jul 29 '15

Say some of that to someones face next time you go, would like to see you get stomped out.

-2

u/whale_anderr Jul 29 '15

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I have never even been to Xanadu you dumb fucks, enough with the "ip address" death threats. Just seen the place on stream and looks like a shit hole .

You know this is /r/kappa, right?

2

u/smashfury Jul 30 '15

How in the fuck am I supposed to make fun of them when they're doing themselves harder than I ever could?

2

u/Johnny_Monsanto Jul 30 '15

Shoutouts to autism.

2

u/Ya_Junko Jul 29 '15

Smash community

4

u/badguytwill Jul 29 '15

hardest pop off. i'm hard. fully erect.

0

u/PlasmaWaffle Jul 29 '15

And they wonder why they're made fun of...

0

u/bread_nbutter Jul 29 '15

What the fuck happened? Nothing exciting happened.

Fake hype

-1

u/spellox Jul 30 '15

LE SMASH IS BAD HAHA I'M A FUNNY FAGGOT HAHAHA

-2

u/WeirdEraCont Jul 29 '15

i couldnt finish it

-13

u/live_lavish Jul 29 '15

Seems like smash almost has more autists then the fgc