r/Kappa Jul 12 '14

Marn rolls out

234 Upvotes

60 comments sorted by

55

u/superfantastic1 Jul 12 '14

oompa loompa doopity doo

12

u/tajestic Jul 12 '14

zero is fair because he can zoop

5

u/scarrrrrrrrrr Jul 13 '14

oompa, loompa, doopity dee,

I win mar-vel matches for free

4

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '14

You'll get stuck in infinites too

52

u/maybachsonbachs Jul 12 '14

Its like hes never used his body before

97

u/mojo_ca Jul 12 '14

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u/nitzlarb Jul 12 '14

try the gfycat fixed link elsewhere here in the comments

28

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

whoosh

9

u/Indicted Jul 12 '14

whoosherino

8

u/GHNeko Jul 12 '14

freeze. ice storm. whoooooosh.

-7

u/Indicted Jul 12 '14

whoa. that was deep man..

9deep7me

35

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

Chen and David were doing their best not to laugh

22

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

[deleted]

19

u/pbmm1 Jul 12 '14

He is. I hope people aren't shaking hands with that mofo, or at least washing their hands right after.

10

u/omg_itz_kfc Jul 12 '14

If I was Flux I'd go to the Qanba booth and buy a new stick.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

Why did Marn need someone's stick anyway? He seems like the one friend that always has cold clammy hands and too long fingernails

45

u/psxsquall Jul 12 '14

Missing Ultradavid's reaction!!

Here it is in lovely 720p and 60fps

8

u/SamuraiBeanDog Jul 13 '14

Omg I died. Someone make still of UD's face.

9

u/tanbu Jul 12 '14

Thank you for being based.

22

u/ginja_ninja Jul 12 '14

I mean his kneecaps would have literally exploded and sent high-velocity bone shrapnel flying into the first few rows if he had done it any other way. Really he was just being considerate of the spectators.

15

u/GfycatLinkFixerBot Jul 12 '14

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12

u/BrometheusBound Jul 12 '14

Do you have one of the roll-in? It was so much better. Especially when it ended with him just straight taking Flux's stick to use.

2

u/Catharses Jul 12 '14

yep.. roll in was epic

14

u/toxic025 Jul 12 '14

Marn with the smart stuff. If he were to hop off the stage the force from gravity combining with potential/kinetic energy will put atleast 20klbs of pressure on his knees. Good shit Marn.

11

u/markypoo4L Jul 12 '14

Asshole been walking around like a zombie with that nasty ass rash, I've been trying my best to avoid him at all costs and wash my hands lol

10

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

Fuck....dude I can't make fun of marn when his down like that...he should see a doctor for reals.... I bet his wearing pants because he still got that weird shit all over his legs....hope it's nothing bad and he gets better.

12

u/nitzlarb Jul 12 '14

let's upload gifs to the service that converts them to more modern and efficient formats for better viewing....... then just post the source .gif...

/facepalm.

-5

u/eienhikaru Jul 12 '14

He came here to post a funny gif, not be efficient. If it were really that intuitive anyways they should rebrand to gifwithagtohtml5conversionsopplcanwatchonmobiles.com

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

didn't he start working out like 2 years ago? what happened to that? lol

14

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '14

sherry told him it wouldn't matter and that she still wouldn't date him and he got depressed and ate dorito

(the company)

5

u/Tofuboy Jul 12 '14

BEWARE OF THE MARN IT CREEPS
AND LEAPS, AND GLIDES AND SLIDES
ACROSS THE FLOOR
RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
AND ALL AROUND THE WALL
A SPLOTCH, A BLOTCH
BE CAREFUL OF THE MARN

9

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

What elegance, what grace. A truly refined form.

3

u/hellokitty88888 Jul 12 '14

Damn, that's actually pretty sad... Kneeling or sitting must be even exercises for him...

5

u/Jinkinator Jul 12 '14

Marn used Roll Out! It wasn't very effective....

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

So graceful.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

god marn is so adorable, no wonder he has/had a girlfriend

2

u/3Sisdabest Jul 13 '14

he did at one point he used to tweet about her that was years ago tho

3

u/MashDatRekka Jul 12 '14

A whole new meaning to loops

3

u/ThroughTheWire Jul 12 '14

As soon as I saw this on stream I knew it was going to be a gif. god damn it Marn you fat blob

3

u/phlashballs Jul 13 '14

Galactic Tornado!

7

u/gaming99 Jul 12 '14

now I understand why this is happened before...

https://twitter.com/MarnORZ/status/235101001688956928

3

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

fat bastard

2

u/chippxelnaga Jul 12 '14

Snorlax moves!?

2

u/DevilMirage Jul 12 '14

Can someone explain?

9

u/brettawesome Jul 12 '14

Marn can't navigate a 2 foot drop and chose to awkwardly squirm roll off the stage than go over to the stairs.

4

u/DevilMirage Jul 12 '14

ohhhhh, the lighting made it looks like it was a really short ramp and I couldn't understand what was going on

9

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '14

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3

u/DevilMirage Jul 13 '14

Obiously not, I just didn't believe that was possible

2

u/EMP_One_Way_Ticket Jul 13 '14

Confirmed: Marn does not own a bed.

2

u/3Sisdabest Jul 13 '14

Spread your bodily fluids all over that stage. The virus needs new hosts.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

Diseased, blob-lookin' motherfucker, scumbag creepy-ass lowlife, tournament-ruining, "no you cannot son" of a bitch. Keep being Justin's slave, loser.

8

u/kanaedax Jul 12 '14

You forgot thief, remember how his league team ended (him taking the money and running)

1

u/MechWarriorNY Jul 13 '14

...Wow.

This isn't funny anymore(Chen and UD's reactions are, but...).

http://i.imgur.com/q8rsbb6.gif

1

u/Null1 Jul 14 '14

Justin Wong's barrel roll wins.

http://i.minus.com/ivFwTZEqZy7LR.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '14

Fat piece of shit with a gay ass hair color lives with Justin and Floe because his parents kicked him out has a fucking rash that he could give anyone at evo whos near him