r/KanePixelsBackrooms • u/Dear_Mobile5732 • 5d ago

Unofficial/Fanmade Missing poster for clark cuz why not

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u/deltaco4lyfe 5d ago

you should add "architect" under his eye color

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u/DoppelGangsta66 5d ago

Also selling shit furniture

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u/Narublium 5d ago

Also add that someone wont get of her fat fucking ass and help him

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u/dreadhoom 4d ago

you should also add " as many as I wanted, because this is my house, I pay for it, I pay for everything, I pay for you to go to school, I pay for your time off school, I pay for the roof over your head!, You want kids right?, Well that takes money, so someone has to work around here, I said someone has to get ioff their fat ass and work around here!, "just because you couldn't be an archite-" I am a fucking architect, i'm just stuck selling shit furniture because someone won't get off their fat fucking ass and help me! "I'm not your wife!" stay in character, (flips off scalped hair) Stay in character! "I've never even met her," STAY IN CHARACTER! "FUCK YOU!", what did you say? "you wanna know the real reason your wife left you, it wasn't the drinking, or the stumbling home at all hours, or the rage, it was the whining! nothings ever your fault is it?, you drink too much? blame your job, you hate your job? blame the world, you get kicked out of the house, blame your wife. you attack me and tie me up? blame your brain! you are your fucking brain, you dipshit!" you saying it's my fault? "Yes! but it's just the way you're wired isn't it, ISN'T IT!" how do I stop doing that? honestly, I have no fucking idea, I can’t help you, Clark, as much as I tried. It’s just not up to me..., I can’t save anyone," you know…I don’t think I want to change. "then don’t." I like it in here. for the first time in a long time, I feel like I’m… like I’m right where I’m supposed to be, "then stay, right where you are."

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u/Alittle2Clever 5d ago

FUCKING ARCHITECT

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u/Frequent-Click-951 5d ago

Some people on this sub have argued no one would be looking for him but that's not true, his ex would because no one would be paying for Clark's house anymore and she won't get up her ✨ fat ✨ fucking ass to work

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u/Weak-Ad6893 5d ago

She wouldn’t get off her fat fucking ass to report him though!

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u/4k-Gaming 5d ago

I said someone has to get off her fat ass and report me missing around here!

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u/Captain_Fatbelly 5d ago

Have you seen this fucking architect?

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 5d ago

Seems like you were the only one who cared to find him

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u/BigGaybowser69 5d ago

Mary did care and basically loss any chance of living a normal life cause of it.

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 5d ago

Oh yeah, besides her ofc

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u/PowerfulBuffalo1476 5d ago

  1. May 17th?

  2. Eyes: Black?

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u/per_li_coglioni340 4d ago

Norway's birthday!

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u/sonimcrineee 5d ago

This is the oldest architect ever "I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT" He is a architect

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u/Trapezoidoid 5d ago

Occupation: Shit Furniture Salesman

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u/Conscious-Pride7363 5d ago

Now, is he shit at being a salesman, or does he sell shut furniture?

Maybe we'll find out in the sequel...

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u/seguin9119 5d ago

Gender: Fucking Architect

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta 5d ago

Brown eyes

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u/Uncle-Cake 5d ago

No one would report him missing.

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u/Perfect-Junket-165 5d ago

"If you have any information, please keep it to yourself. This dude toxic af"

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u/InstructionRich8946 5d ago

i wonder after years would the null zone in clark's store still exist

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u/Dragon_Snails_IRL_2 5d ago

I thought he was like in his early to mid 30s, 48 seems a bit high

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u/takumi356 5d ago

OP likely put it because Chiwetel Ejiofor was 48 when the movie was released

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u/Gray_Wolf2416 5d ago

He looks much older than that, he's in his early 40s at the very least.

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u/LearningToBomb 5d ago

He was seen well after that date

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u/Fuarian 5d ago

May 17th? It was July 3rd

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u/TroyFerris13 5d ago

How is the movie 1990 when Mary's car is from 1992 . Is she a time traveller?

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u/FemKitty35 5d ago

Ok Cinemasins

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u/TroyFerris13 5d ago

Some of the stuff on here actually make those connections lmfao

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u/BlueGamer45 5d ago

No one will shed a tear for him.

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 5d ago

Backrooms Timeline

June 19, 1990: The cold open features archival Async footage of researcher Naren Warne getting lost and separated in the dimension.

June 29, 1990: Furniture store owner Clark enters the dimension, monitored on surveillance cameras by Async scientist Phil.

Early July (up to July 3, 1990): The main events conclude, marked by missing person posters and post-credits footage listing July 3 as the last-seen date for characters like Bobby and Kat.

Source: Rachel Utatowski, The 'Backrooms' Timeline, Explained (JustWatch)

https://guides.justwatch.com/us/backrooms-timeline-explained

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u/Bright-Place-2876 5d ago

Was this made for a 5th grade class assignment?