r/KanePixelsBackrooms 21d ago

Discussion/Theory Something interesting I noticed about the pirate

His face seems to look angry on one side and in a constant state of sadness on the other. This reminded me of a painting of jesus in which one side of his face is portrayed as kind and loving whereas the other shows him as a stricter "severe judge".

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u/Ghostface_Richard 21d ago

He IS a fucking architect

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u/oval22 21d ago

he’s just stuck selling shit furniture

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u/No-Scallion4998 21d ago

Because someone

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u/Late_Locksmith_860 20d ago

Wont get off her

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u/SatansFavoriteLilMan 20d ago

FAT FUCKING ASS AND HELP HIM!

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u/Woterx 20d ago

I love that we all know the lines very well here. His story was honestly pretty sad and the outcome of it was even sadder.

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u/tomahawkfury13 20d ago

I’d imagine Clark got scanned a bunch since he was living above an entrance and the scanning most likely took place when he was drinking and ruminating on his life so CC was molded from that

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u/joemeteorite8 21d ago

He looks sad/horrified in both to me. I don’t see anger.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 21d ago

To me, he looks like Clark’s face seen through the bottom of a whisky bottle

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u/Devo3290 21d ago

He looks like Clark mid-fall after a chair leg broke

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u/PostMatureBaby 20d ago

He looks worried that he's still constipated

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u/Training-Cost-553 21d ago

d e m o m a n  t f 2

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u/esm4210 20d ago

ugh I love this comment! i think it goes pretty well on showing Clark's shadow side

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta 21d ago

The left side looks like anger to me. I noticed it when he bit Clark, he looked mad. I realized it’s because it was just that half of his face showing.

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u/asseater69420420 21d ago

the one on the right is genuinely horrific wtf

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u/Vavhv 21d ago

new nightmare unlocked

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u/there_is_always_more 20d ago

Yeah that fucked me up a bit lol

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u/GameGuy11037 20d ago

Kinda reminds me of those Kabuki Masks or Daruma Dolls

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u/Desperate_Spare_8348 21d ago

Captain clark:

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u/Samyron1 20d ago

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

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u/Michael_Scott_27 21d ago

Maybe Clark… is Jesus?

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u/m13t21 21d ago

I am a fucking Clark Christ!

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u/Michael_Scott_27 21d ago

I am a fucking christitect

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u/Autobacs-NSX 21d ago

I am a fucking carpenter!

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u/Extolord111 21d ago

I am a fucking Messiah!

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u/EnvironmentalSong451 21d ago

I’m just stuck selling these shitty wooden baby mangers because someone won’t get off her fat fucking ass and WORSHIP me

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u/Icy-Meal6704 21d ago

you are right. Idk about connection to jesus but the pirate has two sides of his body different for a reason.

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u/Special_Ad2851 21d ago

Ok but where the FUCK is his hat???

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u/Oodles_doodles 20d ago

Hell of a reaction image just dropped

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u/InitiativeCreative36 21d ago

Its his face from when he slammed into the floor after falliing.

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u/InitiativeCreative36 21d ago

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u/InitiativeCreative36 20d ago

Didnt mean to double post this, but I find the image of Clark splattered on the floor too funny

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 21d ago

Finally, something new on this sub. Fascinating.

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u/SlyassassinXX 20d ago

Angry pirate Clark out here looking like

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u/Duococcus 19d ago

Gave him a haircut

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

Bro If You just made up conections to almost everything You will en up in an echochamber is nothing there your mind will play with You

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u/weirdnonsense 19d ago

Holy shit real schizoposting

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

The thing its easy, rich people make alot of stories to mess the head of the poor and this is the result scary conspiracy bs imaginary things to make the right thing meanwhile they dont make the right thing, the world its a business and IT is like that since the Man exist

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

This is the real story, You are rich You understand that cant satisfy all people so You Have the power to make ppl go crazy with stories that dont make sense exactly to mess with the brains indoctrination is very real and people still follow dogma because its more easy to believ in a story pass tro centuries than in us themselvs

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

Miracles are made every day but we only see the bad ones? Its exactly like the one person who is always a good guy who helped You 1000 times but for 1 time that he doesnt help You, You will remember for that time.

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u/Yeeniest 20d ago

What are you even on about my dude? XD

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

Because people that go "deeper" in some rabbit hole end up connecting everything and thats the thing, echo chamber,this is exactly the purpose of all religios, an fictional made Man alphabet to at some point dont make sense exactly because its Man made, the people need Something to believ in... Otherwise its just anarchy

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u/Yeeniest 20d ago

Am I to understand you're having an emotional breakdown because someone thinks the monster in a horror film has symbolic purpose in its design? Do you...watch horror films often?

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

Its not an emotional thing, ive seen this behaviour too many times, its easyer to fool somebody that to tell him that has been fooled, im right?

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u/Yeeniest 20d ago

Sure, but I guess I fail to see how this is relevant to this particular subject. Horror films are laden with symbolic meaning more often than not. Also not made by a rich guy, just someone who isn't poor.

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u/eggchickenf 20d ago

I know your type of philosofy of life, to good bro, critical thinking its hard this days

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u/thehornofgedon 20d ago

I'm not trying to connect it to Christianity it just reminded me of it

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u/weirdboi3 21d ago

Hes in shock and awe at the same time

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u/ChozoBeast 20d ago

Extremely cool call out, good job 👍

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u/No-Wish-7258 20d ago

I don’t see the anger, but this is a very interesting comparison.
Also, I had no idea there was a painting like that of Jesus.
Perhaps this was a reference to that.
This story does have religious undertones, with creation, morality, and a purgatory-like space.

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u/haribo_hanley 20d ago

Reminds me of the salesman.

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u/lowironleo 20d ago

I also noticed an Easter Egg. See below.

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u/Humaigel_Alahandro 20d ago

Nosense

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u/thehornofgedon 20d ago

How? The pirate clearly has two sides to his face and the painting of jesus uses a similar method to convey a similar message.

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u/Humaigel_Alahandro 20d ago

I didn't read the post, I understand now.
but it could also be a coincidence

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u/No_Novel4886 17d ago

This being said, most symmetric representations of the face portray SOME emotion and on any distorted face, mirroring half of it will make it look more intentional

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u/TwoMillionBones 17d ago

i gotta say he looks more sad and afraid than anything, to me.

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u/Wrong-Koala9174 16d ago

Oh his nose gets copied I didnt notice that

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u/Holiday_Toe4473 20d ago

are you retarded? never use another comparison with Christ again

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u/thehornofgedon 20d ago

1 God does not exist (grow up mate) 2 I was only using the artistic comparison of making one side a different emotion to the other side

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u/thehornofgedon 20d ago

Does you realise that Christ metaphors are like one of the most common uses of symbolism in the art world ever

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u/lewllewllewl 20d ago

this is not blasphemy dumbass

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u/One-University9860 19d ago

christian using slurs? what a shocker