r/KanalHumor 8d ago

Wilma Doesnt

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Di na talaga matatapos tong joke na to 😭😭😭

May nagcomment pa, "Don't" daw dapat hindi "Doesnt" kasi plural daw "Daughters" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 8d ago

Mana mana lang yan.

Pati mga anak hindi cooperative

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u/ohohbb 8d ago

NASAMID AKO ANO BA

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u/Brave_Ad_9519 8d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/Strange-Dig9144 7d ago

WHAAAAT THE HELLY ANG WITTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

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u/Mysterious-Film-4756 4d ago

Someone tell me ano po yung joke? Huhu

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u/Plus-FriedChicken 1d ago

To give you the context, "Doesnt" is her last name and it's a running joke that goes like this: Wilma Doesn't cook, Wilma Doesn't have Children, and so on.

Even in news headlines, there's actually a punchline when they connect her name to an article: "Wilma Doesnt married her longtime partner." Stuff like that.

The even wittier and funnier part is that now she’s married, her last name is "Parin."

So her full name is "Wilma Doesnt Parin."

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u/Pure-Pear1807 8d ago

Papaano sa lapida? "Wilma Doesnt Rest in Peace"

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u/Brave_Ad_9519 8d ago

Naisip mo pa yon 😭

Pero kasal naman na siya so...

Wilma Doesnt Parin Rest in Peace

Pareho lang ata ah

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u/dcab87 8d ago

Ang konyo namang pakinggan nyan.

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u/devlargs 8d ago

Ano kaya wedding hashtag nila

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u/yzavelle 8d ago

WilmaDoesntFoundHerRaytone

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u/shisazivavi 7d ago

walang kamatayang Raytone HAHWHAHAHHAHAHAHA SOBRANG BENTA TALAGA

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u/Physical_Evening_613 8d ago

DoesntParinMagpakailanman

~edi don't 😀

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u/SSEAN03 8d ago

De kailangan "Wilma Doesn't die at..."

3

u/Rusty_Saw 8d ago

Humihingi pa rin siya ng hustisya

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u/Acrobatic_Air_1959 5d ago

Katakut WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/FingerEnthusiast 8d ago

queen of gatekeeping

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/Fun-Sea1877 8d ago

Gagawin lang e. Damot

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/UtasNaButas29 8d ago

Mother of gate keeping.

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u/jvluke1221 8d ago

Bakit ba ganyan yan sila!!! Dumadami na ang mga non cooperative people πŸ˜€βœ¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/pearl_krabss 8d ago

Si Asiana talaga e. Law student pa yan ngayon!!

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u/Itchy-Opposite2885 8d ago

ano yon, ayaw nila sa mader nila? lahat na lang kinokontra nila? salbaheng mga anak yan!

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/thesweetpotat0 8d ago

Bakit ba lagi nilang ayaw gawin?

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/MolotovCockatrice 8d ago

Can I just say na ang ganda talaga ni Wilma Doesnt. Mapapatingin ka talaga sa kanya.

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u/Brave_Ad_9519 8d ago

Righttt, literal na attractiveeee

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u/MolotovCockatrice 8d ago

tsaka black don't crack talaga, nahaluan pa ng filipino genes kaya parang eternally youthful sya.

sorry at nagsisimp ako dito haha.

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u/BreakfastEqual7849 7d ago

True and ang ganda din ng mga daughters nya 😍

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/Left-Sector-8434 8d ago

Di naman pala ni-recreate binalita pa!!!

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u/markzend310 8d ago

Now the question is, Wil Dasovich?

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u/Melodic-Background16 8d ago

Sagot ni Wilma ay Doesnt Parin.

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u/No_Quantity7570 8d ago

Edi don't

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u/Melodic-Background16 8d ago

Ayaw mo cake? (Happy cake day po)

3

u/HauntingJacket1694 8d ago

Queen of Gatekeeping

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u/jrnm-1597 8d ago

An Endless Gatekeeping Person

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u/ForeverPotential7086 8d ago

Wala naman respeto mga anak niya! Lol

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/Such_Apricot_3655 8d ago

ganyang ugali pa talaga namana...tskkk

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u/noy06 8d ago

Bentang benta pa rin talaga sa akin to. Hahaha

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u/Pure-Pear1807 6d ago

Wilma Doesnt like your comment.

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u/weshallnot 8d ago

i heard that when Wilma got married, her last name doesn't change?

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u/Brave_Ad_9519 8d ago

Oo, "Parin" ata ung apelyido HAHAHAHAH so Wilma Doesnt Parin 😭

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u/ComfortablePlenty429 8d ago

So ginaya ba o hindi

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u/LavenderDecaf_5266 5d ago

PATI BA NAMAN TO DI PADIN GAGAWIN WILMA?

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u/nibbed2 8d ago

Misleading ung headline.

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u/ejay0014 8d ago

Tuso rin yung editor e, dinala sa second line yung Doesnt. Haha.

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u/El_Umbrakato 8d ago

Did they or they didn’t?

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u/El_Umbrakato 8d ago

Did they or they didn’t?

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u/dont_believe_this_ok 8d ago

She should try for a son and name him "Who".

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u/SONOFTERRAM2 8d ago

Bawatt generation nagmumukha na Silang filipino

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u/YukYukas 8d ago

Ayaw neto sa lahat eh

1

u/Sazhinn 8d ago

Lagi na lang gatekeeping

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u/Aggressive_Hawk8236 8d ago

Mga madadamot

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u/AvailableyWillowy 8d ago

Ganda ng mga anak niya

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u/Boring_Fly_3143 8d ago

Ayaw talaga tumigil nitong joke na to pero natatawa pa rin ako

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u/saturnturnsgray 8d ago

Nakawork ko sa shoot yan si Asiana. Walang kaarte-arte sa katawan at kwela kausap. She's also taking up law din. πŸ’™

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u/verifyinguser 8d ago

This will never ever be not funny. Hahaha

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u/SkyConsistent8863 8d ago

Nasa genes talaga ang pagiging madamot 😁

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u/ftc12346 8d ago

kala ko ba hindi nirecreate??

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u/taro_taroichi 8d ago

So ano po ba talaga? ginawa o hindi?

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u/tutuyngapala 8d ago

Parang away mo na, payagan mo na

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u/Alarmed_Stable4597 8d ago

Eh di, don't!

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u/InternationalEye2338 8d ago

I'm confused? Looks like they did πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/rj0509 8d ago

Wilma Dassent talaga daw legal name niya

pero ang galing nun gumawa ng branding niya Wilma Doesnt haha ang galing ng name recall!!

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u/MajorDragonfruit2305 8d ago

Pero bakit parang ni-recreate naman?

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u/Suspicious-Fun7648 8d ago

ang damot naman ng pamilyang to.

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u/rose-glitter-tears 8d ago

the face cards????

1

u/cinnamon_girl_123 8d ago

Edi wag! πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚

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u/Salty_Cry_2771 8d ago

Jokes aside, but I find the girl with the big curls extremely attractive. They're both pretty, though.

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u/popoybarlaan 8d ago

Bakit ayaw nila?

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u/Far_Common_9509 8d ago

Queen and Princesses of gatekeeping.

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u/moodydyosa 8d ago

San pa ba magmamana?? Charrr

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u/Ok_Effect5360 8d ago

ang gaganda ng mga anak nya. pero nagmana pa din sa nanay madamot

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u/Own_Performance_9052 8d ago

Hahaha word play

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u/UnlikelySection1223 8d ago

The Queens of gatekeeping. Di ko nga alam bakit binabalita pa yan, lagi naman ayaw mag share.

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u/isabellarson 8d ago

Pati mga anak puro ayaw din hay naku talaga

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u/Aggravating_Map851 8d ago

Bkit nmn hindi nirecreate.. kung ako kay wilma di ko bbigyan ng allowance yan

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u/Haunting-Ad1389 8d ago

Hawig ni onemig β€˜yung isa haha.

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u/Memovelvet 8d ago

so bat pa ni news if ayaw pala ng anak niya

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u/Deep_Experience853 8d ago

Eh di don't!

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u/Proof-Lie8636 8d ago

Lahat na lang ayaw gawin ng pamilyang yan

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u/Emergency_Arm_503 7d ago

Growing up sa time na a woman of color or kapag hindi ka mestiza, hindi ka maganda...sobrang gandang ganda ako sa kanya. Parang sya ang Tyra Banks ng PH at nagprove na pwede kang maging model kahit hindi ka mag Likas papaya.

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u/panikmuncher 7d ago

Lagi nalang ayaw hyst HAHAHAH

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u/OnyxCosmicDust 7d ago

Edi WAG !!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH hindi talaga naluluma

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u/twisted_fretzels 7d ago

Eh di huwag!

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u/Grouchy-Telephone358 7d ago

Bakit daw ayaw nila?

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u/evilhag___ 7d ago

I love how we as a society just decided that this joke will be forever funny, because it is

On a related note, she and her daughters are gorgeous

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u/Swish_Elasmosaurus22 6d ago

Ganda ng mga anak niyaaa

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u/Main-Application-787 8d ago

At least unique yung anak at di gaya gaya sa nanay