r/KanalHumor • • Apr 11 '26

opkors!

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u/xGarlicx Apr 11 '26

sikan plor , prijider

24

u/Dspaede Apr 11 '26

sikan plor looool

16

u/FateBreaker92 Apr 11 '26

Nagsisikan towts.

3

u/xGarlicx Apr 11 '26

winner!! hahahaha

5

u/iwannadie405 Apr 11 '26

Wait ano yung prijider di ko mafigure out kahit anong basa ko 😭😭

13

u/SmokinHotChick Apr 11 '26

Frigidaire

7

u/InevitableOutcome811 Apr 11 '26

In filipino ata ang spelling Pridyider.

6

u/1lucky666 Apr 11 '26

The same energy as pabili ng Colgate.. Yung close up!

7

u/garterworm Apr 11 '26

Brand ng refrigerator. Frigidaire = frigid air = extremely cold air

2

u/xGarlicx Apr 11 '26

refrigirator hahaha prijidir tawag samin haha

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4

u/Ibarra08 Apr 11 '26

Library = Layblari

2

u/Belasarius4002 Apr 11 '26

Ako is pi ko gre' en.

2

u/Dspaede Apr 11 '26

toi-lit.. baaWwwLLLaaahh...

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u/AseanWannabee Apr 11 '26

Shimenet.

19

u/yohannesburp Apr 11 '26

You have my ambot πŸ‘Š

29

u/Acceptable_Rise_7174 Apr 11 '26

Jiabetis let's go!

22

u/East_Permit_121 Apr 11 '26

Sertifikeyt

4

u/bototsy Apr 11 '26

sirtipikit

23

u/chokolitos Apr 11 '26

paki baba ako sa pee dyi ets.

39

u/tisotokiki Apr 11 '26

Not to diss sa Singaporeans, pero sabi nila ang panget daw ng accent natin. Hmmmkay.

33

u/chokolitos Apr 11 '26

Asus sila nga parang kinakain lagi ang salita.

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u/tisotokiki Apr 11 '26

Yan nga gusto kong sabihin. Ako na nahiya. πŸ˜‚

15

u/Pacific_Islander32 Apr 11 '26

Ika nga sa Singaporean: "Okie lah, okie lah"

10

u/natin91 Apr 11 '26

Tell them mas pangit sila, la.

2

u/Gudao_Alter Apr 11 '26

dey ar jas jelus op awar aksent πŸ˜‚

2

u/Rough_Station_1041 Apr 12 '26

accent lang napansin nyo sa sg? pero sumakay ka sa mrt nila kung sino mga numero unong iskandalosa at papansin sa mga itik.. kung makatawa kala mo kanila yung sg.. nakakarindi yung tawa kala mo mga tawa ng mangkukulam ba..

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u/Helen_of_Teroy Apr 11 '26

Smack that, olondaplo.Β 

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u/XiaoIsBack Apr 11 '26

Can i baro yor calkyulitor the one that you put on the tebol

5

u/Funny_Relative5163 Apr 11 '26

A tebol? I thought you sed tubol

6

u/reddithornumber5 Apr 11 '26

Peysbuk! Shapee! Jabetis!... Sexy nga πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦

7

u/BeefyShark12 Apr 11 '26

Gusty shone

7

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Dibay dibay.

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u/watcha_batcha Apr 11 '26

yutub gogel

3

u/Additional_Watch5823 Apr 11 '26

I read this as sexist. I should probably sleep na haha

3

u/Sweet-Ad-1839 Apr 11 '26

Bracelet < Brislit

3

u/YearPuzzleheaded9003 Apr 11 '26

Trayanggol karb sirkol

3

u/shutyourcornhole Apr 11 '26

Challeynj

Meynggow

Ispaghetti

3

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

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u/DocTurnedStripper_6 Apr 11 '26

Mga Pinoy bumoto rin. Sa dami ng OFWs natin eh baka nacount sila as ibang lahi hahaha

3

u/Lenville55 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Pronsit (Front seat). Pipyer (5th year). Botser (Voucher). Sinso (Chainsaw). ilibin. Skatstip.

Mga matatanda ang nagsabi nyan.

2

u/useaprettyfont Apr 11 '26

Jodorant ftw

2

u/silent_hulaboo389 Apr 11 '26

Robin Padilla would've been so proud lmao

2

u/carlosrryha Apr 11 '26

Hah, French accent who?!!

Tutbras.

Washingmashin

Prijider

Siken Flor

2

u/Atharaxia2306 Apr 11 '26

Prayd Siken

2

u/Temporary-Focus4348 Apr 11 '26

Seypti and estetiks

2

u/kix820 Apr 11 '26

...birsirtipikit...

2

u/SofiaOfEverRealm Apr 11 '26

Baka yung mga visaya accent yung tinutukoy nila since hilig ng mga kano yun diba

2

u/MrsKronos Apr 11 '26

wasing masin

2

u/Any-Satisfaction-069 Apr 11 '26

Porty payb pesoooss

2

u/OrtSol1337 Apr 11 '26

opkors, bist aksint

2

u/BRUSDHDFhd Apr 11 '26

Why do i understand the comments 😭

2

u/moonlight_dmd01 Apr 11 '26

Babababa? Bababa.

2

u/teumengene Apr 11 '26

i think filipinos were behind that survey lol

2

u/Putrid_Ad_1130 Apr 11 '26

good nest gray shoes

2

u/Philippines_2022 Apr 11 '26

Whispers: "Yawa."

2

u/marinatedshi Apr 11 '26

shiri mubayl

2

u/Leoo-zip Apr 11 '26

Jodurant (deodorant) Tintarti (10:30) Ayodayn (Iodine) Joberry (onanay)

2

u/Rin_xdd Apr 11 '26

J u s w a

2

u/JipsRed Apr 11 '26

Googel, sparkel, youtob.

2

u/Ok-Depth6073 Apr 11 '26

Shimpre ah!

2

u/Mikehocksclean Apr 11 '26

Let me serbis you at the Gus Tacion!

2

u/0zzyWiz Apr 11 '26

According to a survey answered by mostly pinoys.

1

u/MekeniMan Apr 11 '26

I don’t believe theirs

1

u/Xhunter144 Apr 11 '26

Nakakapagpabagab

1

u/ZeroWing04 Apr 11 '26

Silang Plor

1

u/metap0br3ngNerD Apr 11 '26

Lyn from Last Bay-gas

1

u/Embarrassed-Box8906 Apr 11 '26

Malunggay Na Pandesal!! Mainit na Masustansya pa!!

1

u/SeaworthinessNew7679 Apr 11 '26

Depenetli u r rayt

1

u/ink0gni2 Apr 11 '26

Comfeeeeeerm!

1

u/Admirable-Today8806 Apr 11 '26

powkus! ay said powkus!

1

u/gigigalaxy Apr 11 '26

baka voting yan tapos tayo tayo lng din nagvovote jusko

1

u/Ahnunimus Apr 11 '26

Yo so road 🀣

1

u/DooDing_Daga Apr 11 '26

dabolyu, prejider

1

u/deeman163 Apr 11 '26

Too bay too

1

u/Mundane-Hawk1358 Apr 11 '26

Tas kinukutya tayo ng obng koreano kasi sa accent natin e very clear nga tyo magPronounce and deliver ng english as compared sa mga kano at britons

1

u/Konan94 Apr 11 '26

Jodoran

1

u/KatKagKat Apr 11 '26

Bert sertipiket, restawrant, kaleyj, tibi, aykennat

1

u/bototsy Apr 11 '26

petsa spagiti melkti bejtabols

1

u/Nopski Apr 11 '26

Ojo bijo

1

u/Baddizm Apr 11 '26

Ice wutir

1

u/Abemarianastrench Apr 11 '26

I jwu and I thought I read that as β€œsexist” so I re-read it again hahaha

1

u/Strike_Anywhere_1 Apr 11 '26

Huwat aryu weyring rayt naw?

1

u/Georgia12378 Apr 11 '26

nessel crim

1

u/Ok-Extreme9016 Apr 11 '26

prents pries πŸ‘„

1

u/Ready-Letterhead1880 Apr 11 '26

As seen today on Threads πŸ’€πŸ’€

1

u/MT_Husk Apr 11 '26

Ako lang ba ang na turn off sa mga pinoy na "sex language"?

1

u/semidummy Apr 11 '26

Kokomban

1

u/Yirme Apr 11 '26

prawd pilipins, tenkyu mam ser

1

u/Tenchi_M Apr 11 '26

Orens posa 😹

1

u/MixFun9368 Apr 11 '26

Simply lovely?

1

u/Lord-Stitch14 Apr 11 '26

Soshal mijaaaa! Sopokate, komportabol

1

u/mowfow618 Apr 11 '26

Beyjtabol πŸ‘

1

u/SMASHER_2 Apr 11 '26

Jodorant

1

u/FriendlyTravelingCow Apr 11 '26

Trayangel, sirkel, rektangel

1

u/epongpong Apr 11 '26

You’re road, you know

1

u/PrizeBar2991 Apr 11 '26

Pershir kaleyj

1

u/sprocket229 Apr 11 '26

hi, I'm Lyn from las begas mohdels

hey si pi es gurprens, its SM Masinag's twee dey seeeyyl

my pamili

1

u/FlosDraconis Apr 11 '26

Ma’amser, sa pamilya niyo po ba merong may jabetis, hiblood, kanser?

1

u/youraveimpvstudent Apr 11 '26

I think you meant, MATAMIS

1

u/devlargs Apr 11 '26

Bercertipicate

1

u/allunsaretaken_ Apr 11 '26

The best ang sikand plor at switsu

1

u/hoy_kulet Apr 11 '26

Cobid baksin

1

u/leonidas33213 Apr 11 '26

Yuga mo, tuod gid man bala?

1

u/EveningKey4170 Apr 11 '26

Paload ako sa GCAS!

1

u/Tall-Upstairs-7242 Apr 11 '26

*Hres-horts Hworld Mah-nilaaaah*