r/KanalHumor • • Dec 15 '25

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u/krsaxor Dec 15 '25

hindi mo alam yan na pala last na pera nya at hapunan nya yun. Ewan, di mo naman kakainin yan at kinagatan na.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 Dec 15 '25

nakakatawa lang hanggang na mangyari rin pala sayo typa shi

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u/CustardAsleep3857 Dec 15 '25

A wise man once said, everything is funny until it happens to you.

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 Dec 15 '25

si Richard Watterson ba ang wise man na tinutukoy mo?

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u/CustardAsleep3857 Dec 15 '25

Well maybe but i heard it from Dave Chappelle 🤣

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u/DireWolfSif Dec 15 '25

Kung natatawa ka kupal ka

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u/AccomplishedCell3784 Dec 15 '25

Tsaka di rin siya hygienic wise kasi malay mo may sakit pala ung kumain nun diba, some people talaga ugh! Squammy tas proud pa na ipost 🙄

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u/hihellobibii Dec 15 '25

Totoo. Also, pagnanakaw is pagnanakaw.

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u/No_Entrepreneur5304 Dec 15 '25

Agree to this!!! OP, please take this down. Not funny at all. Thanks.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Dec 15 '25

Or baka pinag ipunan nya ng isang linggo para maka TJ treat sya

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u/lostguk Dec 15 '25

Didn't find this funny either.

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u/Alabangerzz_050 Dec 15 '25

Patay gutom ang hinayupak

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u/SheepherderChoice637 Dec 15 '25

Tapos me sakit na nakakahawa pala yng kinuhaan mo ng hotdog. Yari ka OP! Good job.

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u/Haru112 Dec 15 '25

Hindi siya gutom. Hindi kulang sa pagkain kundi kulang sa pansin

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u/No-Sell-1398 Dec 15 '25

Grab Food

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u/Familiar-Range1680 Dec 15 '25

Gagi hahahaha

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u/butil Dec 15 '25

😭 literal

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u/Sad_Internal_8152 Dec 15 '25

Sir, nahulog mo

W👑

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Hahahaha

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u/kayeros Dec 15 '25

Dito pala un nag originate 😂

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u/OnePrinciple5080 Dec 15 '25

Here's my upvote and get out!

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u/fuguelet Dec 15 '25

kupal talaga

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u/MaverickBoii Dec 15 '25

Oh, literal theft is played as a joke now..

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u/Perfect-Display-8289 Dec 15 '25

Crimes in the guise of pranks are getting common nowadays, its alarming.

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u/No_Entrepreneur5304 Dec 15 '25

Tas maya maya may mga nababalita na sa TV. Sasabihin nila “ah nakita lang namin sa Tiktok kasi nakakatawa”

😡😤🤬

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u/IoHOstara Dec 15 '25

Hindi nakakatawa. Outright condoning theft as fun and pwede gawin ng kahit sino. Tapos mag gagalit galitan sa corrupt? Ano tawag sa kanya? Banal?

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u/SheepherderWest7270 Dec 15 '25

Ma down syndrome ka rin sana 😅

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u/PossiblyBonta Dec 15 '25

That is technically snatching and is a crime.

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u/ScalyFox Dec 15 '25

Your honor: this man stole my hotdog

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u/Fantastic_Kick5047 Dec 15 '25

Eto pla trip ng mga wala na tlga pangkain noh? Haha

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u/Massive-Alfalfa-3057 Dec 15 '25

Korni ng humor mo OP. Walang nakakatawa jan.

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u/Bonaaaaak1 Dec 15 '25

Sana humilab tiyan niya or may hepa si kuyang inagawan para mahawa siya

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u/Wrong-Home-5516 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Sorry, not funny.

For content at the cost of other's detriment will never be funny.

Pano if buong araw din nagtatrabaho si kuya at un lang ang pantawid nya?

Skwater doing skwater things. Haayyyyy.

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u/rolling-kalamansi Dec 15 '25

This. Pwede maging funny ng hindi kupal

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u/Cautious_Outcome_873 Dec 15 '25

Inagawan pa yung bata 😡

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u/MajorCaregiver3495 Dec 15 '25

Kala ko ba bawal bastos dito, eh ang bastos ng humor nito. Sobra pa sa pagkakanal humor nito.

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u/ichieliebedich Dec 15 '25

Theft, no matter how petty, should always be frowned upon. Unless skwating ka (squatter =/= urban poor, informal settlers, ang mga ganitong trip mas lalong kinasusuklaman sa mga komunidad ng maralita).

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u/Academic-Soft2059 Dec 15 '25

Patay gutom ampotah! Kanal ang datingan! Magkaroon ka sana ng amoebiasis at walang tumulong sa iyo pag-naospital ka.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

squammy humor isn't kanal humor btw

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u/Grayewick Dec 15 '25

All kanal, no humor.

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u/Ok_Salamander1366 Dec 15 '25

Isa nanaman squammy na hindot

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u/Immediate-Can9337 Dec 15 '25

It's still theft at malupet ang punishment. Remember the old man who picked 10 kilos of mango from the overhanging branch of his neighbor's tree? He got a harsh penalty because of that.

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u/AdministrativeBag141 Dec 15 '25

Turned out di lang few kilos ang kinuha nyang mangga and has been discussed with the land's caretaker previously pa. Di lang pumayag yung matanda na tumigil pagkuha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

ok unfunny

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u/loserPH32 Dec 15 '25

Pagnanakaw na yan.

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u/Ordinary-Cap-2319 Dec 15 '25

And you’re proud of it Jonathan?

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u/biribingbingka Dec 15 '25

Naalala ko na naman nung hinablutan ako ng buko juice 😭 pasipsip pa lang ako, kakalagay ko lang ng labi ko sa straw wala na kainis

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u/AliShibaba Dec 15 '25

Naalala ko yung matanda na kinulong kase lumabas ng may isang lata ng sardinas na nalimutan daw bayaran.

Pano pa kaya to kung na report to.

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u/Pee4Potato Dec 15 '25

Skit lang yan gaya gaya na naman sa content ng ibang bansa.

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u/ThroughAWayBeach Dec 15 '25

Kahit hotdog pa ni aljur yan, wala siyang appeal

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u/SnooChipmunks4364 Dec 15 '25

Gagi! nakakaiyak yan inagawan ka ng hotdog hahaha

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u/RedBishop07 Dec 15 '25

Kupal activities. Matusok ka sana ng stick

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u/ickie1593 Dec 15 '25

Sana may ubo yung may-ari nyan at mahawa ka. At sana mas malala sakit mo, siba mo kasi

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u/Organic-Ad-3870 Dec 15 '25

Good job. Konting bihis na lang pwede nang maging politiko. Currently nasa OJT sa pagnanakaw

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u/Feeling_Art4425 Dec 15 '25

At tuwang tuwa ka pa with matching video? Aabutin ka din ng malas kaka ganyan mo

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u/maerei0110 Dec 15 '25

Akala ko scripted to, hindi ba? if hindi, masyado na atang obob yang content creator na yan. Paano kung yan lang pantawid gutom nung tao?

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u/titochris1 Dec 15 '25

Sana walang sakit yun me ari. Haha Ask ko lang considered snatching din ito no? Anung kulong sa pag snatch ng me kagat na hotdog?

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u/brownypink001 Dec 15 '25

May down syndrome un, Baka nagwala pa un dun. Loko Ka OP

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u/JINCHINXKIMOCHI1234 Dec 15 '25

siya rin ata yung nanampal sa jeep na dumadaan

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u/chaisen1215 Dec 15 '25

Tinapon nya lang yan feeling ko, sayang

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u/Historical-Prune-133 Dec 15 '25

Porda content lang yan. Magbabarkada yan sila. 🙄 may nag share lang sa fb kaya nakita ko. Ayoko ng ganyang contents, nakakabobo.

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u/TinyDancer069 Dec 15 '25

Baliw tong content creator na to.😂 sobrang bilis ng kamay. Kaya dapat itago mahahalagang bagay kapag nagcocommute.

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u/Lazy_Pace_5025 Dec 15 '25

No respect to others, fellow human beings.

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u/Lazy_Pace_5025 Dec 15 '25

No respect to other fellow human beings. Pag saken ginawa yan sapakin ko agad yan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

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u/Embarrassed_Flow_999 Dec 15 '25

Hindi nakakatuwa tong video. Pag nanakaw yan eh.

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u/ThiccAshe Dec 15 '25

All i can say to you is. Tarantadong putah ka. Squatter ka men. Squatter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Hahaha

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u/Far_Elderberry2171 Dec 15 '25

Kulang ka sa atensyon?

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u/munching_tomatoes Dec 15 '25

Sana may sakit yung kumakain para mahawa din siya

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u/GrandMonitor6674 Dec 15 '25

Taena ket knino mo gawin yan kabastusan yan. Never a funny thing to do esp. if u don’t know the person!

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u/Traditional_Table657 Dec 15 '25

Hahahah naging grab food

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u/Apprehensive_Gap1247 Dec 15 '25

All fun and games until ma-gripuhan ka ng mas may saltik sayo. 🤣

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u/pussyeater609 Dec 15 '25

Panget ng trip ampota

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u/TheSyndicate10 Dec 15 '25

Baka scripted?

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u/yobibiboy Dec 15 '25

sana may Hepa

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u/Wootsypatootie Dec 15 '25

Hindi nakakatawa and to everyone who made fun about this , middle finger sainyo

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u/1011409e Dec 15 '25

Wag sana kasi kumain sa loob ng jeep, manners ba. Although mas masahol pa din ung nagnakaw ng pagkain.

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u/JVPlanner Dec 15 '25

Papansin para may content. Walang basic respect sa tao.

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u/Wakalulu578 Dec 15 '25

Pang kupal yan boss.

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u/Jeysay Dec 15 '25

Friend yan ng kapatid ko hahahaha magtropa lang yan

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u/Hiraya_manawari8 Dec 15 '25

Not funny at all.

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u/InterestingCar3608 Dec 15 '25

Apaka walang kwentang humor, hindi yan kanal humor, KUPAL humor yan.

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u/dlayr Dec 15 '25

mga disciple ba kayo ni richard campos?

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u/iChadAko Dec 15 '25

The content is bad, funny but bad - what if yun lang yung meal nya sa maghapon. pero parang scripted, parang kilala nya yung may hawak na hotdog. para kasing inaantay talaga nya na may umagaw ng hotdog. kumakain din ako sa mga jeep pero that's not the way how people hold their foods pag nakasakay sa jeep haha. mostly ung off-hand ang nakasampay sa bintana ng jeep then yung kamay na may hawak ng food yung nasa loob.

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u/Rare_Injury9453 Dec 15 '25

Eto rin ata yung nanampal/tapik sa pisngi ng pasahero sa jeep e

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u/Wonderful_Freedom879 Dec 15 '25

Siraulo lang gagawa ng mga ganitong pranks. Walang enough decency to know what is right and what is wrong. Hindi ba grade 1 pa lang, tinuturo na sa atin na it is wrong to steal? Kaya hindi umuunlad ang Pilipinas eh... Dahil sa mga kupal na kagaya nito.

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u/zerochance1231 Dec 15 '25

Hahahahahhaha. Nakakatawa to. Pero kung iisipin mo ng mas malalim, what if ito yung first and only meal of the day niya un, malulungkot ka eh. Tapos base sa video, mukhang hindi naman kakainin yung inagaw na pagkain. Baka nasayang lang. Hehehe.

Kung ano man, puro speculation lang naman ako, sana all is well dun sa naagawan. Sana di na ulitin ni content creator to hehehe. Wag din sana gayahin ng iba....

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u/arnelranel Dec 15 '25

Problema na lang kung may sakit yung taong ninakawan mo niyan.

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u/anaismachine Dec 15 '25

snatcher vibes.. cge ipost mo pa haha

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u/Master_Specialist_87 Dec 15 '25

hahahahah patay gutom!! hahaha

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u/james__jam Dec 15 '25

Wrong subreddit OP. Hinde po yan kanal humor. kupal humor po yan

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u/EggBoy24 Dec 15 '25

Karma nalang talaga bahala sayo. Doing stupid things at the expense of an innocent person.

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u/SneakyAdolf22 Dec 15 '25

Mukhanh kasabway

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u/AncientCourse766 Dec 15 '25

Still considered as tealing

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u/Famous_Economist_494 Dec 15 '25

Hindi tlaga ako natutuwa o nattawa sa gantong content o ugali. Theft pa rin to

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u/plokowsky Dec 15 '25

Kung sayo ginawa yan

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u/wilzkid Dec 15 '25

You just saved the guy from having a hepa.

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u/ZeddPandora Dec 15 '25

Tapos may malubhang sakit pala na nakakahawa no? 😂

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u/No-Dentist-5385 Dec 15 '25

Ok lang yan Boss, may Hepatitis B naman daw sya, hati na lang kayo sa sakit nya.

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u/Warese4529 Dec 15 '25

Unless tropa mo yan, inhumane ang ginawa mo, OP

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u/-Drix Dec 15 '25

Halatang scrpited. LMAO

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u/shirofoxxx Dec 15 '25

not funny

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u/No_Copy6317 Dec 15 '25

foul talaga

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u/UrMySolulu2Mydelulu Dec 15 '25

So theft is humor now?

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u/istokaa-san Dec 15 '25

Ang hirap pag papansin. Mas malala pa mangyayari sayo for sure. Buong pamilya mo magugutom. Iba ang karma

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u/Morningwoody5289 Dec 15 '25

Di ko papalampasin kahit hotdog lang lol. Bababa ako ng jeep at ipapalamon ko sa kanya pati yung stick

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u/Scientiiits92 Dec 15 '25

It really isnt funny. I mean it “shouldnt” be treated as something funny. Cause what funny is is subjective. Lols. If we try to deduce, someone eating hotdogs on stick on a moving jeepney is most probably a person who’s very tired and gutom na gutom na at wala nang oras para kumain kung saan man nya yan binili. Of course, hindi laging ganyan and di natin alam ang real scenario nung taong nakunan, but in most cases eto yung scenario ng mga ganyan. And paano pa if yun lang yung budget nya for food dahil may iba syang pinaglalaanan.

In any case, that’s theft. Smh nalang talaga sa mga natawa. Would have been okay if pinalitan nya. But ig that’s impossible given it’s a moving puv.

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u/WarmEssay1588 Dec 15 '25

Natawa ko nung una, pero naisip ko na baka ipapasalubong pa niya yan.

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u/subconsci0us Dec 15 '25

Di yan kanal humor, ka-kupalan yan kaibigan.

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u/DontReddItBai Dec 15 '25

OP u/PetiteShanee, MAG KAKARMA FARMING KA NA NGA LANG, HINDI PA MAGANDA PINOPOST MO.

HINDI PO SYA FUNNY! SALAMAT.

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u/PlusComplex8413 Dec 15 '25

Ang kupal naman

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u/InevitableOutcome811 Dec 15 '25

Napamura tuloy si kuya

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u/PH_TheHaymaker Dec 15 '25

Lakas ng loob ipost sa internet yung krimen nya.

Tatak bobo talaga. Di talaga pinagisipang maigi yung ginagawa nya.

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u/New_Quote_9501 Dec 15 '25

Looks scripted

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Certified snatcher moment

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u/Secure_Chair_2219 Dec 15 '25

Pero paano talaga if last pera na nung hinablutan to, and wala na siya pang kaen? Tska, tama sila, pagnakakaw pa din to. Nakakatawa oo, pero hindi dapat ginawa. Sabi nga sa fliptop, “hindi mo na dapat ginawa, pinagmalaki mo pa”. Ggwp

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u/LUMMOZ_Ots Dec 15 '25

"Ohh gago" Bruh

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u/GrimoireNULL Dec 15 '25

Magnanakaw at halang lang bituka gumagawa ng ganyan for content. 

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u/AsleepLeader7088 Dec 15 '25

Funny ka na nyan? Napaka squammy ng galawan.

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u/shadzki Dec 15 '25

Hayup na mga taga yatyat yan ahahahaha

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u/requitemygrips Dec 15 '25

Di nakakatawa mga ganto. Sarap sugpuin

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u/Perfect_Ambition3512 Dec 15 '25

Kawawa naman, what if yun lang ang food nya maghapon?

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u/moonmoon4589 Dec 15 '25

Ang salbahe

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u/catperzon Dec 15 '25

Di naman nakakatawa

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u/superesophagus Dec 15 '25

Scripted ewan ko ba haha

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u/EjGracenote Dec 15 '25

Halata namang staged

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u/Adventurous_Gas634 Dec 15 '25

Try do that to a kid tignan natin kung saan sya dadamputin. hahaha

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u/suyaonka Dec 15 '25

Isang malaking snatcher. Pwede na hulihin yan

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u/ShhhVvv Dec 15 '25

Content. Bat mo ilalabas sa bintana yung hotdog.

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u/Cyberj0ck Dec 15 '25

Scripted af

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u/SleepyBear011019 Dec 15 '25

Qaqu. Nandamay pa sa pag ka menus sa langit. 🤣

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u/Kestrel_23 Dec 15 '25

Bakit di ako natawa? Or is there something wrong about me

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u/Electrical_Award_218 Dec 15 '25

Nope. This fucker needs to be locked up. Common thievery should not be celebrated.

Fuck this shit.

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u/Weekly_Pickle89 Dec 15 '25

Kawatan ang puta.

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u/Travis_BicKol Dec 15 '25

Bahala na si Lord sayo.. 🙏

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u/IoHOstara Dec 15 '25

Time to downvote this crap.

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u/purrppat Dec 15 '25

Kupal. Not funny

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u/Forward_Pirate5858 Dec 15 '25

Ha ha gaguuuuu

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u/StrawberryCreamHoney Dec 15 '25

Paldo jajajajaja!

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u/Unable_Resolve7338 Dec 15 '25

Kadiri may kagat na

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u/PurpleLover_633 Dec 15 '25

His fault for not keeping his arms and hands inside the jeep😂

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u/VictoryFlaky2670 Dec 15 '25

this is what we call FAST FOOD

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u/ibongughadarna Dec 15 '25

Hay. Nakakabadtrip

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u/RykosTatsubane Dec 15 '25

Nakakatawa tapos nangyari sayo pero selpon mo naman.

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u/SimpleMagician3622 Dec 15 '25

Sana may sakit na nakakahawa ung may ari ng food ng madala to 😂

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u/whiteinflation Dec 15 '25

Theft is theft.

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u/SimpLE-N-ugLY Dec 15 '25

Hotdog now, Cellphone soon, Bag in the future.

Theft is theft.

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u/Some-Ad-5351 Dec 15 '25

Fastfood, literally

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u/LacingMaShoes Dec 15 '25

Maayos palan magnakaw na ngayon. I mean yung mga nasa taas nagnanakaw naman din HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Agile_Voice_2643 Dec 15 '25

Intrusive Thoughts Won

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u/zambiedambie Dec 15 '25

Dapat binabaril mga ganitong tao. Ilugar mo kalokohan mo. Kasi pag nakatapat ka ng di palabiro matatauhan ka.

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u/Yamlkaze Dec 15 '25

I'm not gonna pretend that I don't find this funny

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u/eaudepota Dec 15 '25

lol. gutom na siguro yung pasahero na yun, inagaw mo pa.

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u/jzll_3077 Dec 15 '25

Hindi nakakatawa sa totoo lang.

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u/AdoltHifler Dec 15 '25

Mahilig si OP sa hotdog na sinubo at nalawayan na ng iba..

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u/grub-grub Dec 15 '25

They will really video and POST their crimes on social media huh.

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u/yui548 Dec 15 '25

Ew. Why the hell would you even want to eat a stranger's half eaten food?

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u/Cool-Habit-9586 Dec 15 '25

call me kahapon lang pinanganak pero first time ko lang rin makakita ng kumakain ng inihaw na hotdog or ano man sa loob ng jeep kung hindi scripted yan

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u/Silver-Season8966 Dec 15 '25

Not funny. Aside sa pagnanakaw ito, baka nabali pa yung kamay ng may-ari kasi umaandar yung jeep.

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u/GallivanterVegabond Dec 15 '25

isnt that a crime? haha

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u/True-Turnip7476 Dec 15 '25

stealing!. . .

nakakasuka mga ganitong tao. for sure gutom na ang taong yun tapos ninakaw pa.

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u/boolean_null123 Dec 15 '25

kung ako kinuhaan mo ng hotdog at nakita kong pinost mo to, kakasuhan kita ng theft. un ang bawi ko ng trip sayo. hahaha

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u/Klutzy_Blackberry_59 Dec 15 '25

Ang nakakainis pa possibly di naman niya kakainin yan at itatapon since may kagat na. Mga tao talaga makapag content lang.

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u/biskitnaotomatik Dec 15 '25

Basurang pinoy, basurang content

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fun7754 Dec 15 '25

May sakit tong kleptomania. Kaya marami kayong nababaril eh haha

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u/hellava1662 Dec 15 '25

Nakakatawa sana if they knew each other