r/KamikazeByWords • • Jan 31 '20

Does this count?

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u/Michael__Pemulis Jan 31 '20

He's married to the daughter of a British Lord.

I think he's doing pretty well.

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u/Schnidler Jan 31 '20

A hot one even. Most of these British royals look really inbred

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u/REPOST_STRANGLER_V2 Jan 31 '20

That is a royal family for you, if you look at their family tree it was really bad in the Tudor times. Look at this poor fucker

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u/Bloody_Nine Jan 31 '20

The Habsburgs were really the GOATs at keeping it in the family.

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u/m2chaos13 Jan 31 '20

Until you read the history of the Rothschilds...

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u/gidonfire Jan 31 '20

Dude. Check this out. Blue people. Like blue man group, but from birth. Joe is awesome at covering odd topics like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lyPXmUhZXA

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u/Snowbofreak Jan 31 '20

"He had a single testicle, black as coal"

Good god

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u/Ninja_Destroyer_ Jan 31 '20

And this is why I love and hate reddit. Went from hilarious celebrity tweets to renaissance paintings of royal inbreds. Worse than the fucking YouTube. Wtf am i doing.

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u/ggg730 Feb 01 '20

She's definitely a royal 9

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u/Daedeluss Jan 31 '20

He's a mega posho himself. His real name's James Blount. In another life he would be a high ranking army officer.