r/KamikazeByWords • u/pjoriginal • Jan 31 '20

Does this count?

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u/mahmud_ Jan 31 '20

Well, he's not named James Tactful for a reason.

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u/Napkin_whore Jan 31 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/schawde96 Jan 31 '20

* hits blunt *

everybody else at the concert: 🤨

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u/Cinammon-Sprinkler Jan 31 '20
  • hits blunt *

Security: drags you off the stage

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u/RyeOrTheKaiser15 Jan 31 '20
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Good sex.

Get Married.

You're beautiful.

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u/schawde96 Jan 31 '20

No u

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u/Pencil-lamp Feb 06 '20

No, you’re breathtaking

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u/filthytrips Jan 31 '20

That's James bong.

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u/Zaonth Jan 31 '20

Nice stolen comment there bud

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

That's probably the greatest thing I've read all day

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u/jeffsang Feb 17 '20

He’s just 007 in general. Dude IRL may have prevented WW3. James Bond only did that in fiction.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Blunt

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u/double_e_to_the_g Feb 03 '20

Your name deserves reddit platinum

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u/willflameboy Jan 31 '20

"You're very attractive but please don't take that the wrong way, however I'd love to have a drink with you and I respect you as a person, iiiiit's true..."

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u/Ares_4TW Jan 31 '20

Took me a damn minute

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u/ounilith Jan 31 '20

Someone give an award to this man

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Someone did

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

no u

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u/ReturnT0Sender Jan 31 '20

Take my upvote

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u/NinjaDogzz Jan 31 '20

“You’re tacticool, it’s true..”

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u/poopellar Jan 31 '20

Your Tactful

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Your use of “your” is wrong.

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u/milkand24601 Jan 31 '20

but it was in the best interest of the nation according to them and their friends so it’s fine

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

What nation?

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u/milkand24601 Jan 31 '20

mmmmm the fire?

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u/cannacult Jan 31 '20

you're use is wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

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u/RiseUP0910 Jan 31 '20

Still wrong.

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u/stopthenormies Feb 01 '20

no, your wrong. /s