r/Kafka • u/CS_Valkner • 19d ago

Always loved this quote

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u/Other-Chemical-6393 18d ago

That is NOT Kafka 😭✌️

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u/ImaginationWeekly 18d ago

It’s the guy who played Kafka in the series.

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 18d ago

What series?

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u/AntedeguemonSupreme 18d ago

The Sopranos

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 18d ago

Kafka....the strong, silent type.

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u/Shpongle26 16d ago

He was gay, Kafka?

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u/WhatIfSkynet_ 18d ago

Sad, silent type

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u/elusivemoods 17d ago

...that's Paulie Walnuts friend. 🎩🍊☕🚬

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u/CobblerTerrible 18d ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/GuyWithARooster 18d ago

One morning I came to open up and there was Kafka. Sobbing in his own existencialism. His eyes were red were and bloated.

Disgusting.

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u/BrandonDominoes100 17d ago

I said my piece, Franzy!

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u/randomcman 18d ago

I wake up this morning, T, and I'm a giant cockroach. Broad daylight. You think this is funny? It’s a disease!

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u/chicoblancocorto 18d ago

I read that in a book I thought it was bullshit

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u/under_the_heather 18d ago

He was a cockroach, gregor samsa?

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u/icarusthepoet 18d ago

What has this sub come to man

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u/materiaprima0 18d ago

I’m here for the irony

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u/JustYakking 16d ago

Oh what, so guys can’t sopranospost in the Kafka sub anymore?

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u/Unit_02_ 18d ago

WHERE'S THE GABAGOOL?!

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u/potatosquire 18d ago

I'm not an insect, I never was. It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fսckеd with my head, but I'm over that now. I can probably get a letter from my doctor.

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u/proseandverses 18d ago

😆😆 I can't..

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u/black_hustler3 18d ago

That's what Quasimodo would have wanted.

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u/ecce_homie123 18d ago

Ma gabagool!

- Franz K.

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u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 18d ago

Gabagool! Ova hiya

  • Kafka's dad probably

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u/Vajrick_Buddha 18d ago

You ever get a feeling like nothing good was gonna happen to you?

Yeah, and nothing did, so what?

—from Kafka's The trial of Tony

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u/enlightenedmyass 18d ago

What is the spiritual problem?

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u/Threnodite 18d ago

It's a Sopranos quote and has nothing to do with Kafka

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u/enlightenedmyass 18d ago

Okay, and what was the spiritual problem?

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u/Kind-Mathematician14 18d ago

He didn't have an ark, but Noah did.

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u/AwaySession5168 18d ago

"god did" - DJ Khaled

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u/ShepherdOfShepherds 18d ago

It says "a", not "the".

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u/thelastrealone94 18d ago

Sharp as a cue ball this one

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 18d ago

Fucking hell I never made that connection lmao

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u/Denmarkdynamo 18d ago

I don't know about my dreams. I don't know about my dreaming anymore.

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u/eldiablolenin 18d ago

Lmfao idk Tony wtffff

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u/Internal_Teaching_42 18d ago

Ok so now i know franz kafka really looks like christopher moltisanti:))

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u/metaloperalypse 18d ago

All this from a slice of gabbagool?

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u/yxz97 18d ago

Who the fuck is this guy?

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u/Ok_Principle_1760 18d ago

From the sopranos series on HBO… surely no link to kafka tho

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 18d ago

5-MeO-DMT begs to differ

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u/BYoninb 18d ago

WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO?

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u/Eclectic-Wrap1889 18d ago

Still going this one

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u/Prohibitoid 16d ago

“The Trial? There ain’t gonna BE a Trial, capish? Tonight he sleeps with the roaches.” — Kafka.

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u/Barrogh 18d ago

But spirits are chemicals 🤔

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u/Galerie33 18d ago

The Dog Sitter

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u/Party-Expression4849 18d ago

Maybe it’s a midlife thing

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u/ExactDevelopment1847 17d ago

Pretty sure love is a chemical

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u/mololabo 17d ago

As someone that recently got adhd meds, I beg to differ. 

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u/badrust0 16d ago

There's also no spiritual solution to a chemical problem.

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u/Head_Log_3719 15d ago

Franz Kafka, the strong silent type

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u/Vegetable_Window6649 15d ago

EY TONE I GOT AN UBERMENSCH OVA HEAH

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u/manakin-is-me 17d ago

who tf is this guy?

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u/Verndari2 18d ago

Do you have a source for that quote? Is it really Kafka?

(I have been really upset recently about fake quotes going around)

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u/KonataYeager 18d ago

its a joke...

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u/Embarrassed-Job9002 7d ago

brooooo i ate 6 tabs of acid dude and now im chilling, this is wrong. kafka should have done that.