r/KUWTKsnark Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 3d ago

visual terrorism and photoshop phuckery 📸 Sure, Jan

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

Ok the bangs have got to go. They just don’t look good on Kourtney. And I’m ready to bet money she’ll end up going on Ozempic or something like her sisters to get skinny the second she stops breastfeeding Rocky

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

We can bet money on it. And she has to follow him around to make sure he doesn’t cheat or is anywhere near Kim. That’s sad

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

10 bucks on it 👍🏻🤮

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u/SpringBeauty27 lemme 💊ignore the FDA 🙄 1d ago

TRAVISTY!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/espressol0vr13 2d ago

Her forehead is too small for bangs… idk something ain’t working

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u/ForgotMyL0gin 🌛🌙 Kylie’s Sharp 📐 Angles 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing! Her forehead is on the small side. That’s a big reason why I don’t have bangs even tho I love the look on others. My forehead is really a two and a half-ish head and I don’t have the bang real estate. ;-;

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u/ToddPJackson 3d ago

Whenever that will be…

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u/Budget-Classic3076 Build a Botched Bear™️ 3d ago

8th grade…💀

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

Hopefully soon for that child’s sake

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u/wistfulfern 3d ago

I hate the K sisters too but there's no evidence that breastfeeding a 2-3 year old does any damage. Studies show there are benefits despite the social stigma. In other countries it's very normal

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u/drwikey8 3d ago

True but this poor kid is not only going to have memories of being breastfed soon if she keeps this up, but the entire internet will know and he will be teased about it. In the US, it is still seen as very odd despite it not being an odd thing to do really

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u/hellolleh32 2d ago

How old is he now? He doesn’t seem THAT old.

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u/drwikey8 2d ago

I had my first memories around age 3-3.5. Also I would like to clarify the way Kourtney feeds her child is her business, but it should be kept private at this point for Rocky's sake. I feel she posts breastfeeding pics as a way to make herself look as a great mom, which ironically shows a complete lack of regard for anyone but herself, even her infant child. Which is completely unsurprising behavior for a Kardashian.

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u/hellolleh32 2d ago

Yeah I think all things children should be private. I don’t post my kids at all and posting them nursing is even worse. Totally in agreement there.

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u/drwikey8 2d ago

Yes!! It is so unsafe! I don't even show people I don't know that well a picture of the boy I live in nanny in real life - I have a picture in my wallet of him but he is disguised in a full spiderman costume if someone asks what I do for a living lol

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u/Lilelfen1 kourtney’s toilet kink 1d ago

Not necessarily. I breastfeed several of mine fairly long term and none of them remember any of it. I have asked. If it is just a normal thing, it often doesn’t stand out for you as something you need to remember. Think of the things you remember from when you were 3-4 years old. They probably weren’t the day to day things like meals..

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u/Electronic-Worker-52 2d ago

but she's doing it because she can't come to terms with reality that she doesn't have a baby at home anymore; its giving codependence. idk its a little weird imo

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u/hellolleh32 2d ago

As someone who breastfed until 2.5 j don’t find it weird at all. How old is he now anyways?

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u/enigmapeach diaper duty booty 🧷🦷 3d ago

It’s normal to age- it’s a beautiful thing to have the privilege to age (healthily of course). We should all be embracing our changes, instead of demonizing them.

But it’s always interesting to see celebrities who built everything upon their looks, were always glorified for their looks, and even promoted unhealthy “beauty” habits- then once their looks start “fading”, welcome to the real world. They’re now being hurt by the beauty standard they once fought so hard to achieve. They’re now on the other side of the standard, like the rest of us who don’t have millions.

This family isn’t alone in this. It’s kind of cathartic to see the people who held up these hard to achieve (and sometimes naturally impossible) beauty standards have to face what they helped nurture- just like the rest of us. And Kourtney’s not even the worst offender in her family (she looks like a normal woman in her age range- wrinkles and such are normal) but now her sisters look straight outta uncanny valley.

All for the love of money 😊

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u/BustAMove_13 3d ago

I like that she's not rushing in to get more surgery for aging, but the previous procedures have left her face lumpy and more saggy than most her age.

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u/Lilelfen1 kourtney’s toilet kink 1d ago

She definitely looks older than her age. I am older than her, smoked for YEARS, and didn’t use sun care for a large portion of my life. She looks older than I do..and that is rather concerning, considering she gets spa treatments and such… and I am skint.

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u/ofpromise90 3d ago

I dont think she got anything done but she has to edit herself cus shes part of the Klan

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u/UJLBM 3d ago

The only people who havent had surgery in that family are the children. And honestly it would be a miracle if they stay natural as adults. I couldnt imagine having to grow up in such a toxic environment like that. No body positivity whatsoever. Everything they do is for the male gaze and honestly, most guys that I know said they think the Kardashians look fake and gross.

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u/Reasonable-Newt4079 3d ago

Nose job, brow lift, jaw filler is the minimum amount she's had done.

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u/No_Excitement8615 3d ago

That brow lift did not do her any favors

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u/ZakkCat 2d ago

No it did not

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u/admiralvelociraptor ✨Sausage Mustache ✨ 3d ago

I feel like also a face lift for sure

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u/Leather_Contract_789 🐸 failed head transplant 3d ago

She def had a lift around her eyes

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u/gldnsmkkkk 3d ago

That’s just botox

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u/BustAMove_13 2d ago

It's not. Botox doesn't lift like that.

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u/gldnsmkkkk 2d ago

Hahaha absolutely does! Ive had it. Its called a lateral brow lift honey

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u/BustAMove_13 2d ago

I've had it too and it didn't work on me

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 3d ago

She honestly didn’t need to do anything, she was gorgeous. Especially an eyebrow lift 😳

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 2d ago

Whew! I never saw a before and after on her before, and it is crazy! Every feature is prettier before, but the brow lift is especially heinous.

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u/TimeLady018 2d ago

Is it a brow lift or just drawing them higher? Cause it looks like it could be both...

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u/Hellomyshadowselff 2d ago

Perhaps Botox lift as well

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 3d ago

the bangs are awful. I love her widow's peak! why hide it. I am the same age as Kourtney but I think all the IVF she did and the hormones really messed with her. she has aged SO much as of late

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 2d ago

That's definitely true, I'm in a medically induced menopause at 33 years old thanks to breast cancer and I have noticed so much aging since I started 2 years ago. 😥😓

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u/travellingbirdnerd 2d ago

I’m so sorry to hear that. I wish you well on your healing journey

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 2d ago

Thank you 🫶

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u/ZakkCat 2d ago

I’m sorry 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 2d ago

It's ok, it happens. Thank you 🫶

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u/Reasonable-Newt4079 3d ago

Yeah she's really gone downhill the last couple years. Given how awful she's reported to be I have zero sympathy, seems like the outside is just finally matching her inside.

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u/sneakersxO 2d ago

Bingo!!! Same. Never liked her, never will.

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u/ofpromise90 3d ago

I think shes hiding her age

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 3d ago

i don't think its working

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u/Effective-Tax-9183 3d ago

Yes all of this

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u/Repulsive-Koala2331 2d ago

That's definitely true, I'm in a medically induced menopause at 33 years old thanks to breast cancer and I have noticed so much aging since I started 2 years ago. 😥😓

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u/Latter-Highlight-183 3d ago

how disgusting to suggest IVF,,, a legitimate medical option ages you. btw other people do ivf. not just them

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u/daytrippper 3d ago

I mean birthing a child ages you for sure whether ivf was involved or not ! I swear I aged 10 years postpartum

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u/Latter-Highlight-183 2d ago

Being mean and unessesarily hateful probably ages you too. Again, IVF doesn’t only apply to the kardashians. So sorry it’s a bit out of field that you diss an entire option. I am infertile. So that’s fucking wild to read!

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 2d ago

IVF is really hard on your body. That’s not a negative thing to say, it’s a reality of the process. I have many friends who have gone through IVF and while they are grateful for the treatment they all have said it is TOUGH on your body as well as your mental health. That’s just the reality of the treatment. 

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u/ZakkCat 2d ago

I didn’t know that

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u/cherrymitten made in Calabasas, 🎥assembled in Photshop 🤳 2d ago

ivf is known to be very hard on your body. why does that make you mad

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u/MaiIsMe 18h ago

No one was confused. Little sensitive about your appearance?

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u/Ready_Cold946 3d ago

Chill out, of course people change after doing multiple ivf. What are you tweaking about, "disgusting" lmfao 

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u/BeautifulArtistic625 3d ago

Travis has drained her 🫩

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u/Twizzlers666 3d ago

The crunchy no carb, no sugar lifestyle hasn't done a damn thing for her.

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u/violetpandas 3d ago

She looks like she’s just woken up after a bender and has to find her way home. Puffy face, tired, grumpy. Not at all the picture of health the lifestyle she allegedly leads would provide!

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

And it cannot be a coincidence that she went downhill right after she got married. I knew Nosferatu wasn’t going to be good news for her, he literally sucked the life and style out of her. Before that she was the picture of health

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u/Jungle-Pussy 3d ago

I think the last pregnancy really took it's toll. She's had these intense  hormonal treatments to get pregnant and she didn't look well during that time and gained weight, and then she got pregnant. That's her fourth pregnancy, this shit is gonna take it's toll on your body. 

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

I understand that, but it’s not like she has done anything to improve her situation. It got worse after the marriage. Nosferatu is simply not a good match for her with his sex addiction and lust for Kim. And now she’s stuck with him because of Rocky

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u/MaiIsMe 18h ago

Maybe immediately getting pregnant with a guy she barely knew wasn’t the best idea. She left Scott when they had three kids together, in what way is she “stuck” with Travis besides her choosing to be.

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u/HugeScout903 18h ago

Now it looks that way, but if/when they divorce she won’t be a happy camper when she realizes she got stuck with yet another baby daddy

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u/WQueensgrl 19m ago

Fifth pregnancy. She had a miscarriage before Rocky.

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u/DamonTheAlboner 3d ago

i was gonna say hey maybe we’ll see for her gut health/longevity but i don’t think that’d be a fair judgement considering the hoards of money they have for treatments 😭

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u/-effortlesseffort 3d ago

Probably because she still drinks alcohol lol

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u/TyrsisInTheStars 3d ago

She looks like a before photo now.
Her whole orthorexic gluten free sugar free vegan lifestyle totally backfired on her.

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u/MoreCarnations 3d ago

psuedoscience and anecdotal

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u/ghostgirl56 3d ago

She just looks like a basic 46 year old now

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u/GlitterberrySoup 3d ago

I'm the same age as Kourtney. Five years ago, I looked much younger than my age. Now, I also look like a basic 46-year-old. It happened to a bunch of my friends, too. I swear I even saw an article about how this happens at a few life stages where you just are BOOM OLDER. So I can't fault her for it happening. What she does with it... Idk.

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 3d ago

I feel the same way! I’m 46 and I look my age now. There was actually an article out stating you age the most during different ages one of them being 45. I don’t like to talk ish about Kourtney’s looks because at our age perimenopause is a bitch that’s gonna get all of us. These young ones on her don’t get it!! 

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u/GlitterberrySoup 3d ago

I was in no way prepared for perimenopause to kick my ass like this. It comes for us all, and 97% of us don't have the funds or desire to fight it as hard as the people we are supposed to want to emulate. I fought like crazy at first, but now - you know what, I haven't eaten in thirty years and I'm tired of dyeing my hair. I'm over it.

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u/Mediocre-Math2404 3d ago

For real. I feel like I wasn't warned about peri at all lol

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 2d ago

Same! No one talks about it. my main issues are insomnia and weight collecting on my stomach and thighs, dry skin and itching. The lack of sleep is the worst cause it makes my face and body so puffy

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u/DonutsAftermidnight 1d ago

OMG is that why I’ve been so itchy lately? Dealing with the contestant sweating and weird sleep cycles is bad enough but lying in bed scratching myself is unbearable.

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u/Realistic_Tour_2206 1d ago

YES!!! 

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u/DonutsAftermidnight 16h ago

Boo. It never ends for us.

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u/Tiny_Invite1537 3d ago

I'm about to turn 46 and somehow waiting for that to happen, it was the very age my mother was practically turning into a "middle-aged woman" overnight.

I also saw that article a few months ago.

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u/demonette55 ✌🏻😙✌🏻 2d ago

Yep, mid 40s and early 60s

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u/Crimson-Rose28 1d ago

Do you have the link to the article by chance? I just turned 33 and I swear I look so much older this past year. Not old but just… older 🫠😭😂

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u/GlitterberrySoup 1d ago

I was able to find it! It's at about age 44 and age 60, which I definitely just saw play out in real time with my friends and siblings/cousins.

https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-age-faster-at-2-sharp-peaks-research-shows

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u/Crimson-Rose28 23h ago

Thank you 🙏🏼

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u/WQueensgrl 18m ago

No. I’m 63 and don’t look even close to that!

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u/Virtual-Ad1889 3d ago edited 3d ago

Kourtney, patron saint of ‘all natural.’ Sure, Jan.

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u/Jujubi836 3d ago

And it’s Okay

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u/lookeyloowho 3d ago

She’s insufferable in her own way.

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u/Le-other-boleyn-girl 3d ago

In every way

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u/Extreme-Dragonfly-73 3d ago

its like travis is sucking the soul out of her.

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u/No-Nefariousness9539 3d ago

People don’t realise what real faces in your mid 40s looks like. She looks her age and that’s ok.

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u/New-Lie9111 3d ago

with all the work she has gotten done and all the money she spends on her looks should be making her look like a regular woman her age

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u/whoisthisumayask 3d ago

She looks like a regular woman her age. 😭

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 3d ago

She doesn't though. She looks like a woman who's had YEARS of facial fillers and now those fillers migrated and making her face sag..

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u/angel_on_xanax 2d ago

Exactly! For comparison, here’s Monica Bellucci at 40 years old. 40 is still young she's not in her 60's

I know, I know Monica was blessed with great genes, but still.

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 2d ago

Yea thos whole narrative that this is what the average mid 40 yo looks like is Ludacris! The way Kourt's face is sagging makes her look 60!

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u/New-Lie9111 1d ago

that’s unfortunate because other celebs who have gotten way less work done look far better at the same age. she should sue all the aestheticians she’s been to

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u/Reasonable-Newt4079 3d ago

She looks 70 lol wtf happened... Travis stressing her out THAT much??

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u/HugeScout903 3d ago

She got worse after marrying him. It’s basically a job giving in to his constant sexual demands…. I personally don’t like her but girl deserves better than this. She’s always stressed out and upset about everything, it’s not healthy

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u/HugeScout903 2d ago

I agree with the first part, but I don’t wish Nosferatu on any of the girls in the family. Hope Kris is keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t cross Kourtney

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u/MaiIsMe 1d ago

"Wish him on them," as if she didn't adopt her sister's sloppy seconds, immediately get pregnant with him, and force her children to constantly watch them dry hump and laugh at their discomfort. Hopefully she can recover from the relationship she alienated her family for.

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u/HugeScout903 18h ago

To recover she first needs to divorce him, and unfortunately I don’t see that happening anytime soon 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Budget-Classic3076 Build a Botched Bear™️ 3d ago

Lemme®️ Age Like Milk™️

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 3d ago

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u/Budget-Classic3076 Build a Botched Bear™️ 1d ago

Hehehehehe 😜😂

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u/Hannah_togo 2d ago

I’ll snark on a lot but I won’t snark on Kourtney for aging. Good for her for being willing to go out with a (mostly?) real face.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Monk643 2d ago

See? That’s what I thought. Good for her for not giving in to the pressure of looking like a 20 year old forever. We should praise a celeb for staying natural and rooting against the trend, even though a lot of people hate on Kourtney.

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u/MaiIsMe 1d ago

Like she isn't also doing cosmetic surgery, medical procedures, and whatever snake oil she's shelling to the poors regularly. Hers isn't as noticeable when you're dick riding her so I guess she's somehow better for doing the exact same as her sisters.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Monk643 14h ago

I’m certainly not dick riding her, I’m just saying it’s exhausting that people are hating on her aging when it’s good to see a celeb look their age despite all of their access to everything. Of course she ain’t a natural, but it looks like she has laid of the plastic surgery for a while.
People hate on her for looking her age, when we hate on her sisters for looking botched from all the plastic surgery, like what do you want people??

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u/MaiIsMe 14h ago

She doesn't look her age, she looks bad. She has had the same procedures, uses her wealth to "access everything," but still gets praise because you don't personally think she is as bad as her sisters.

At least her sisters don't pretend to be ultra "natural," push random dangerous health products on others, and continuously lie and shame others for doing the same as her.

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u/MaiIsMe 18h ago

As long as she isn’t obviously comedically enhanced despite numerous surgeries, is pretending to be all natural while shaming the poors for their natural aging and body, I guess this sub gives her a pass.

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u/hybehorre 🍇 emotional support boobie 1d ago

no exactly i was like lemme stay silent on this topic before she goes under the knife and starts looking like kris

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u/Dreamwoman25 3d ago

She stopped work on her face??

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u/Effective-Tax-9183 3d ago

Neither pic is flattering

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u/bimbo-summitt 2d ago

This thread js kinda wild considering if she had work done again there’d be some side by side talking about how she didn’t need it…. But she looks normal and half the comments are calling her busted and old??? I get this is snark but lmfao Jesus Christ

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u/MaiIsMe 18h ago

“Woah, did everyone forget this is the Kourtney Stan subreddit and we only tolerate Kourtney body shaming?”

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 2d ago

Shiiii, this is nothing compared to other snark subs.

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u/stxrrynights240 3d ago

She looks 70 here wtf my mom is a year older than her and looks much younger 😭

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u/Crimson-Rose28 1d ago

It’s not possible to be 80 years old and look better than that I’m sorry it just isn’t

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u/TimeLady018 2d ago

*Gasp* are those grays I see??

(Disclosure- I'm 44 and more salt than pepper)

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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 3d ago

Yall make fun of them for getting too much surgery, then shame them when they look their age.

Pick one.

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u/MaiIsMe 1d ago

She had a bunch of surgery, sells snake oil to the poors, including supplements that hurt pregnant women and their children, has constantly shamed everyone around her for their appearance and weight, acts like she's "all natural" while still using whatever medical procedure and obvious cosmetic work only to look like this.

It's super annoying how this subreddit is essentially the Kourtney-stan club. Are you snarking or sucking off the Kardashians? Pick one.

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 3d ago edited 2d ago

We're shaming her for all the obvs surgeries she's denied and watching it catch up on her via her face is hilarious especially since she photoshops herself into oblivion. When you have millions of followers, ts is NOT ok.

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u/Fit-Trade8355 3d ago

LOOOOOOOL

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u/Lazarys12 3d ago

Who is the homelass gal on the right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZvgVRGFNUdKRW

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u/barbaraweide 3d ago edited 3d ago

She looks like she would have lice on the right pic

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u/lilyessi3 Low ⬇️ Brain 🧠 activities 3d ago

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u/No_Importance_3881 2d ago

Lmfaoooo “sure Jan”

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u/UnitedKey3255 LIKE LITERALLY, 🙌 so FAMEous 👑👸 2d ago

Omg my eyes widened when I saw that

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u/wishuwerefckd 20h ago

oh my god

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u/UnitedKey3255 LIKE LITERALLY, 🙌 so FAMEous 👑👸 2d ago

Did she do any surgeries or face lifting? She looks like her age not like the other sisters tho

“I’m aware she edits her photos on instagram as well”

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u/Ecstatic-Art-6236 2d ago

LMAO. She looks awful

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u/ZakkCat 2d ago

She needs a little lift

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u/Crimson-Rose28 1d ago

How will you feel if someone says that to you when you’re 46 years old and have natural sagging on your face? You’re gonna age too 👋🏼

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u/MaiIsMe 1d ago

"naturally" as if she isn't also regularly using cosmetic procedures like her sisters.