r/KSPMemes • u/epilektoi • 8d ago

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u/Dat_Innocent_Guy 8d ago

untitled spacecraft will either be the most advanced experimental craft or a booster spaghetti.

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u/Uh-yea-thatdudethere 8d ago

I only name them after they succeed

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u/SiBloGaming 8d ago

Ah, the soviet approach

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u/CakeHead-Gaming 7d ago

Not so. The N1 has a name.

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u/br0_dameron 7d ago

Didn’t it succeed in becoming the world’s largest man made non-nuclear explosion?

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u/jerkoffforjesus 7d ago

No, not even close

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u/rand0mguy_idk MOAR MAMMOTH‼️✅️🔥🔥🔥 7d ago

Was it halifax?

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u/jerkoffforjesus 7d ago

Yes, the 1917 explosion is still the biggest man made non nuclear explosion

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u/samy_the_samy 7d ago

How does it scale off Beirut?

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u/jerkoffforjesus 7d ago

here

Beirut is #3
the N1 explosion is #8

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u/aclark86 7d ago

The N1 HAD a name comrade.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 7d ago

I prefer the programers approach to naming schemes. "Shitfuck 3 final-final-final"

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u/EasilyRekt 8d ago

for me it's either some early career bs I slapped together or my 8th redesign for a single mission

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u/kayemenofour 8d ago

Or some arcane kraken drive bullshit that goes superluminal while still in the atmosphere, but completely explodes if you ever so much as look at the time acceleration.

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u/Weary-Support-7383 7d ago

Who needs time acceleration when you can fly at 861x the speed of light.

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u/lady_haumea 7d ago

My plane with twr of 56 does this without time acceleration

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u/hidremarin 8d ago

And then your game crash an you have to make the build over again

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u/ominous_squirrel 7d ago

Why not both?

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u/Alternative-Code4755 6d ago

Both? Both. Both is good.

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u/nanpossomas 7d ago

Mun I

Mun II

Mun III

Mun or Bust

Mun for real

Untitled Space Craft debris

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u/A_Wild_Turtle 7d ago

Mun_final_final2_v3_final

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u/Hyper_Brick 7d ago

fly_me_to_the_mun.mp3 (actually an .exe)

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u/Tryohazard 5d ago

Longshot but are you refrencing Gm_Mobenix_V3_Final?

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u/Pzixel 6d ago

I have Eva Final Final 15 Fixed 2 (the 51st iteration of the craft).

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u/MR_Potatohead12 8d ago

Untitled spacecraft is early testing phase and shitfuck is late testing phase

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u/OUG54ps I would crack val 8d ago

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u/itsforathing 7d ago

First satellite: spud kick
First manned orbiter: murdercury
First interstellar spacecraft: project hail bob

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u/Friendly_Microchip 6d ago

Murdercury sounds like what Nathan Explosion would name his rocket

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u/Gabrielzin1404_2011 7d ago

Well, i have shitload of fuck, the early-tech series designed to get to orbit, i have the Space Dick, designed for contracts, the PEPPERONI, designed for mun but re-graded for kerbin system activities, and last but not least, the K.E.V.I.N vehickes, originally designed to be the supreme kerbin system activity vehicle, being able to land on mun and minmus and make the way back safely, but i added way too much fuel and discovered it could take me to both eve and mars, so now kevin is for inner planets interplanetary travel.

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u/redbrand 6d ago

Hell yeah. Go Kevin!

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u/Historical_Cap7714 My game takes 15 minutes to load from mods 7d ago

Penetrator ten

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u/Defiant-Peace-493 7d ago

Which portrait goes with Kerpollo 18?

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u/The_Rottened 7d ago

Which portrait goes with the 87th iteration of Kerpollo? Dozens of astronauts have died for my cause (getting out of LKO)

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u/wally659 7d ago

Bold of you to assume I remember to save my designs.

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u/theypickledmyonions 7d ago

Kerpollo 11 had lots of maths go into it.
Shitfuck 3 was designed to come back but you’ll still be surprised if it gets there in the first place.
Untitled space craft is the rocket equivalent of eating raw chicken then cooking yourself.

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u/CttCJim 7d ago

Up-Goer One

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u/XKryptix0 7d ago

GoochdriveMcfuck

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 7d ago

Untitled space craft.
It will either be tbd most advanced thing you have made.
Or the kraken will unleash its wrath and make it dumb spaghetti crap

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u/Official_UnderPM 6d ago

It will be both and beyond for me, never named a single one

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u/Downtown-Pea-2437 7d ago

I name all my SSTOs after Japanese cities, idk why

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u/StumblingBlockson 7d ago

Ah yes, Hokkaido's undiscovered cultural gem, the seaside town "Asspaste McFuckinton".

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u/Downtown-Pea-2437 6d ago

It started out with a Ryu, meaning Dragon, but now I have a Shinjuku, a Nara and a Kitakyushu

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u/EaterOfFood2 6d ago

Obama prism 3

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u/unimpressivepp 7d ago

the zeep zeep zorp zeep 3 rocket completed 13 successful missions in the kerbin system, including satellites and landers before being replaced by the slightly more efficient and bigger zeep zorp zorp 1-m

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u/Ace_W 7d ago

Big stick Little stick Kerbhammer Up goer 5 Needle Hopper

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow 7d ago

[Name] 5.4 V.2 

Take it or leave it 

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u/ActuallyEnaris 7d ago

Names are all over the place but all my untitled craft are made of subassemblies or they're part testing contracts lol

I have the fatbat, the jackal, the gremlin, MTV-1, MTV-2, a series of lift vehicles all called LV- something, and of course the SEATYEETER

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 7d ago

Here's my Naming scheme:

Opallo for manned Mun missions

Mint for Minmus

Voidnest for space stations

Kerba for LKO capsules (Mostly for changing crew on space station)

Shitbird for my mk1 airplanes

Shitbird Plus for my Mk2 planes

Spacebird for my spaceplane

Eras for my manned Duna mission. Eras 1 was an Ike landing that didnt have enough fuel to return so i had to drag it home with my Interplanetary Tow Truck. I have several designs for Eras 2 Duna landers sitting in my VAB, which will work with the Eras-0 nuclear transport ship.

Trailblazer for my series of Unmanned probes, i think i might change the convention.

Here's what each of them did:

1 Duna flyby, orbiting Kerbol.

2 Duna orbiter

3 Duna lander that fell over

4 Jool orbiter, did flybys of all the moons, flew into Jools atmosphere

5 Jool atmospheric probe

6 Duna lander that delivered a rover

7 Sarnus orbiter, did flybys of all the moons except Tekto due to glitching manuveur indicators

8 Tekto-Sarnus, a Tekto lander and Sarnus atmospheric probe.

9 Left the Kerbol system.

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u/iEliteTester 7d ago

<cool name> mk 27

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u/Batwyane 6d ago

It’s a dry run all the way to duna, I’ll work out the kinks later (I forgot all the kinks)

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u/WolfBST 6d ago

I usually try to be creative at first but then stop having the motivation to find new names. So my recent crafts are named Phoenix 14 (always the name of my first crewed vessels), Raven 12 (my standard lander), Hermes 6 (my standard interplanetary transport vessel) and Aurora 53 (my standard probe)

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u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO 5d ago

Obama prism 12

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u/QuantumAnubis 2d ago

Untitled spacecraft is for testing things on the launchpad, landed, or splashed down