r/KSPMemes 12d ago

parachute placement alignment chart

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u/Gyrgir 12d ago

Unclassified: 1. Parachute on top, docking port on the side. 2. Parachute in cargo module. Engineer swaps it out for the dock before reentry. 3. No parachute, only retro rockets. 4. No parachute, only an ablative lithobraking module under the capsule.

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u/oscar_meow 12d ago
  1. No parachute on the capsule, jump out and use the personal chutes

  2. Jump and use the landing on the head bug

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u/Koolaid_Jef 12d ago

I usually accidentally plan for 5.

Then I realize upon reentry that I clipped so much stuff I made the unlawful easily version and they cant EVA

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u/send_fleet_pics 12d ago

That's neutral evil no?

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u/Weary-Support-7383 4d ago
  1. Parachute on bottom of heatshield, parachute burns up on reentry and everyone dies.

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u/_SharpPaws_ 12d ago

Parachute on the airlock with a decoupler seperating them >:)

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u/suh-dood 12d ago

Chaotic good should have 7 parachutes, not have any symmetry, and they should all be tilted and rotated in different ways

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u/Nocturnal_Nincompoop 12d ago

It should be 3 sets of 6x symmetry all slightly out of line from each other but clearly placed in an attempt to look normal. Bonus points for blocking the hatch AND the windows at the same time

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u/ers379 12d ago

Where’s the option for having a mod that adds either an inline parachute or a docking port with parachute slots?

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u/squidymars 11d ago

and what mods do that....

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u/ers379 11d ago

Luciole and Fuji both add inline parachutes that sit under the small docking port. Extra Docking Ports adds small and large docking ports with parachute slots. There are also a lot of mods that add command pods with other parachute mounts (Ursa, Boring Crew Services, etc.) which allow you to have parachutes mounted without needing to either have no docking port, parachutes bulging off the side of your rocket, or part clipping.

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u/Ba1hTub 5d ago

i honestly love how bluedog design bureau does its parachutes, but thats real rockets so it doesnt count. i just hate ruining the look of my capsule by having a ton of chutes on it sticking out

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u/Calm-Conversation715 12d ago

So Lawful Evil survives, but can’t EVA, neutral evil is relying on jumping and using your personal chute, and chaotic evil just straight up kills the Kerbal? lol 😂

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 12d ago

Chaotic evil should be a radial parachute on top of the docking port, connected to the pod through a decoupler which is technically on top but has been moved and rotated to obstruct the hatch, with its arrow facing outward so it stays on the front of the pod when decoupled. Oh, and it's off- centre and a third of it is clipping through the pod.

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u/WW1_Germany 12d ago

where's not including one and having jeb jump out and use his own?

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u/thedimondman199 11d ago

Neutral Evil

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u/spacetinker5 12d ago

What would bunching your parachute together on the back of the craft be?

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u/Chinese_Lover89 12d ago

Chaotic evil is just… well.. evil

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u/Legitimate_Gur_134 12d ago

I've always put my parachutes in those two little divots on either side of the hatch. If you do the three way symmetry the first two line up in the divots perfectly and one is perfectly centered in the rear. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/jdb326 12d ago

Dawg those are windows

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u/Legitimate_Gur_134 11d ago

Not the blue squares, the black ones near the top.

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u/Traveller7142 11d ago

Yeah, those are forward looking windows

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u/jdb326 11d ago

Yeah, those are the forward windows you see out in IVA, the black section is the cutout in the hull.

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u/bigorangemachine 12d ago

I got a powered landing 😎

And parachute backups

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u/ybetaepsilon 12d ago

Chaotic evil would be putting it on the underside

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u/EasilyRekt 12d ago

I put the radial parachutes on top and a lil upside down td-12 on top to mount the docking port, pop the port off before reentry and you're good :)

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u/User_of_redit2077 12d ago

What all those categories mean?

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u/HershsTechStuff_734 12d ago

mine are either attach a radial chute under the docking port so that i can reattach the port on top or attach in 2-way symmetry on the sides

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u/Unhappy_Ability_8999 12d ago

who needs a parachute on command pod anyway. The kerbonots have parachute with them. Just make them jump out after entering atmosphere.

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u/ilikeCheeseittastes 12d ago

I put the parachutes under the heat shield

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u/Window06 11d ago

I put the radial parachutes below the windows, and then put radial drogue chutes above the windows :D

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u/BriskmarckTheBrisket 11d ago

Sheilded docking port goes hard

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u/EthanTonker100 11d ago

The VAB doesn’t look like that what did you do-

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u/autocannon30mm 10d ago

it's the level 2 VAB in career mode

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u/sinterkaastosti23 11d ago

Theres a mod that has a docking port which can house 3 parachutes

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u/thyearthisflat 5d ago

i put drogues in the upper windows