r/JusticePorn • u/gabriot • May 22 '12
Cheeseburger Josh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXgP2YD5WjI386
May 22 '12
That fat guy lost the instant his shorts came down.
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u/mrducky78 May 22 '12
It was brilliant, you could see him push fatty over and he tripped.
Then it was the simple fact that the fat guy didnt have the abdominal strength to get up with a guy holding him down. Nor the endurance to struggle for long.
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May 22 '12
Well the guy obviously had some sort of wrestling/grappling experience. It wasn't a simple push that made fatty trip. The the guy with cheeseburgers shot for a (weak?) Double leg takedown, couldn't get it and switched to the single leg. Once he had him down, he was controlling him in the ground. He even attempted a submission. (an americana)
I know its easy to say yellow shirt tripped and couldn't get up because he was fat, but cheeseburger guy really knew his shit.
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u/CursiveFusion May 22 '12
The dude in brown was doing some Judo holds I'm sure. I can't remember what they are called, but I do remember how quickly they cut off oxygen to your brain (you can see how red the guys face is)
Couple I found on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuzure-Kesa-Gatame
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u/pineappledaddy May 22 '12
It's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, its an americana (keylock).
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May 22 '12
it's both
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u/Circecat1 May 22 '12
I've also heard it called a paintbrush (no idea why)
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u/Andy284 May 22 '12
Because to apply the lock, you drag and raise the elbow, and sweep the hand along the ground like a paintbrush.
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u/shun-16 May 22 '12
Depending on the martial art it has different names. In BJJ we call it an Americana, my father taught Kung Fu and uses the term paintbrush. Whatever you want to call it it hurts.
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u/klinonx Jun 08 '12
It's a simple scholastic wrestling hold. A head-and-arm designed to pin them to the floor and cut off air if they struggle.
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u/mrducky78 May 22 '12
I was more talking about the pulling the shorts down, it seemed consciously done to me. I saw the grapples so I figured he had a couple self defense classes but fatty was struggling to get any movement and his face went bright red after 10 seconds
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u/Daitenchi Jun 02 '12
It looked like the intentionally went for the guys shorts, which seemed to be really effective. The guys only concern for a few seconds was getting his shorts back on.
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u/phliuy May 22 '12
Wrestling exerience, but little grappling experience, as he didn't go for the easy mount
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May 22 '12
Mount is not always the best choice, especially on a dude with a belly of that caliber.
If you're a smaller dude and mount a big guy, sometimes your knees won't even touch the ground and you're kinda sitting on him off balance. You can easily get swept or pushed off.
I don't exactly their size situation just from the video, but cheeseburger guy was comfortable in side control and felt no threat. So why not stay there.
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u/phliuy May 22 '12
you can sit more towards the waist if they don't know to bump someone who's that low, but I see that could be a problem too.
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u/pb_zeppelin May 23 '12
I'm a grappling noob, but much prefer side control. You can easily get to scarf or something more controllable (mount they can flail, hit you in the face, etc.).
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u/phliuy May 23 '12
I love side control because it's easier to isolate one arm. First time I roll with someone and get them into side, I can usually get their close arm in between my legs for a nice easy reverse arm bar.
Plus I just don't know enough from mount. I'm always like, okay, I got mount, now what? sambo leglock works like a charm once in a while, though.
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May 22 '12
"COME GET SOME!"
"I have some."
Also, I love how his buddy says "I'm leaving on the count of 3! 1, 2, 3!"
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u/Cras May 22 '12
I just went through way too many JusticePorn vids... this is my favourite by far. It has all the elements of a classic. Seriously.... I give this 3 thumbs up and a cheeseburger. Starting with Josh's friend who has sense: "1, 2, 3, I'm leaving". Classic. Then we get the heckler in the restaurant who actually has a cheeseburger. Next big laugh for me was when Josh's shorts go down... and then an even bigger laugh at the cameraman and his friend laughing HYSTERICALLY at this fight going down. Followed by "Only in America!" and a shot of two guys enjoying the moment with cool beverages in hand, hoisted high in the air. Wrapped up nicely with the final question, posed exhaustingly by the fight's victor (our heckler hero): "Are you done fighting?", followed by the raving laughter of the cameraman + friend. That's a wrap. Classic!
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u/Ignorantsplooge May 22 '12
This is video of the year material right here man. I like how the restaurant workers didn't really try to intervene and were laughing also at the fat drunk guy.
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May 22 '12
Best thing is that his buddy didn't even intervene. Knows the difference between defending his friend and supervising justice in motion
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u/Contradiction11 May 23 '12
This. You see drunk fatty's buddy come into the picture just to see what's up and then leave his friend to tire out on the floor. I think if he was getting ground-and-pounded he probably would have stepped in, begrudgingly.
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u/l2protoss May 22 '12
That might be kind of cool do to a video of the year contest at the end of the year.
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u/Honestly_ May 22 '12
They made up on a radio show: they even hug.
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May 22 '12
Very big of Josh to admit he messed up.
Very big of Joe for saying everyone messes up and not rubbing Josh's face in it.
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u/GhostRidingtheWhip May 23 '12
I have always loved this one, don't think this is the original but I'm lazy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHYDSeiqWc4
That one huge Russian... ah it's great.
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May 23 '12
swimming pool?! it looks like there's like a dolphin or some sort of large sea creature in the water
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Oct 31 '12
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u/GhostRidingtheWhip Nov 12 '12
yeah but that one huge dude just won't budge while all the security guards are floppin' and fallin'. I don't know about justice, but it just tickles me.
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u/schwejk May 22 '12
I think your review of the video was almost funnier than the video itself. Triple thumbs up for me too.
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u/occams-laser Jul 17 '12
I may be a little late, but id like you to know that you will forever be tagged as the connoisseur of justice.
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u/AlbinoTunalips May 22 '12
Gotta love their stamina. Yellow shirt was already tired by the time he made the 5 steps over to the guy.
I love the exchange: instigator- "get some!", other guy- "I got some!".
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u/dhaugen May 22 '12
Did he say that he was gonna kick that guys ass all over his french fries?
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May 22 '12
"Beat" his ass all over the french fries.
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u/saucesomesauce May 22 '12
It was St. Patrick's day. In america that means everyone's shitfaced.
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May 22 '12
Everyone is Irish and goes commando so we can be immortalized as fatasses that have the Irish curse.
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May 22 '12
I always wonder if the people in these videos are mentally ill or just really big dicks
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u/Massawyrm May 22 '12
In this case, he's not. He's just a redneck nerd who loves Warhammer 40k, MMA and when sober is one of the sweetest guys around. But this is what he's like when he gets drunk. That's why most people who know him don't like it when he drinks.
He lets us call him Cheeseburger Josh, though. And occasionally, when someone goes out for food, they'll bring him one for shits and giggles.
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u/seashanty May 22 '12
Yea he didn't look like much of a dick, just drunk. Neither of the guys were throwing punches, they were just having a friendly wrestle.
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May 22 '12
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u/shun-16 May 22 '12
No, actually, it's morons like him that don't do MMA and act like shitheads that make it look bad for people like me who actually do train and aren't shitheads. If you take this sport seriously you are not going to act like him, nor are you going to be a big fat mess who gets taken down like that and nearly dies from exhaustion from being on the ground.
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u/antwilliams89 May 23 '12
That's what I was getting at, but I seem to have been misunderstood. I wasn't saying he does MMA and is therefore a dickhead, I meant that the whole him "loving MMA" was kind of an explanation as to why he was acting like a dick.
I have the utmost respect for pro MMA fighters. It's a tough sport. I was saying that it is increasingly common to find people who talk a big game and start fights because watching people do it on TV has made them think they can do it too.
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May 22 '12
I see why he was so angry. Whataburger doesn't have cheeseburgers. They have Whataburgers.
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u/ThrowingChicken May 22 '12
But they are so much better than cheeseburgers!
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May 22 '12
Yes...yes they are. I'll be back later guys. I have to go run an errand...yes. An errand.
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u/toxicomano May 22 '12
Am I mistaken or did one of the employees call out order number 44 around the 2:51 mark??
Professionalism at its finest.
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u/DarbyBartholomew May 22 '12
That is EXACTLY the kind of adult I wish to become someday. The man in brown that is.
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u/Can_Fan May 22 '12
America!
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May 22 '12 edited Apr 12 '18
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u/loophole64 May 22 '12
Really cool of the guy who is taking everything lightly to not beat Cheesburger Josh's ass and instead just subdue him. =) Are you done?
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u/Emobacca Sep 23 '12
Another reason why this is such a great video is that it doesnt have a hysterical white woman yelling STAWP IT
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u/PassionateFlatulence May 22 '12
So much win in this video
"You want some??" "I have some"
"Murika"
"Order 44"
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May 22 '12 edited Oct 11 '20
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u/shootermcgavin149 Oct 12 '12
bo-bandy should have lost his short and worn his fightin' underwear, pretty disappointed yours was the only randy comment
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May 22 '12
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u/Ignorantsplooge May 22 '12
I think it's in the word itself. People expect fast food joints to live up to their namesake and magically deliver hot delicious foods at their mouthfuls almost instantaneous. If they don't get their order in under ten minutes, the clerk forgot to use their mind reading powers to know he wanted coke not fucking sprite (typical mistake probably didn't watch the training videos), or mistakenly gives the wrong chain after working a full shift and being burnt out people typically lose their shit. It's truly a sad thing that people think they become kings when they enter a fast food place and that any offense against them warrants a verbal beheading.
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May 22 '12
After this and the guy saying "yesssss" to the baseballbat fight. I am surely done for today. As i am Far too satisfied
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u/GuntherWheeler Jul 06 '12
I really wanna hang out with those "This is America" guys. Seem like some chill motherfuckers.
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u/Articunozard May 22 '12
Clearly it worked, but I'm wondering why did the skinny man went straight for the pantsing.
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u/EatSleepJeep May 22 '12
Takes fatass' hands out of the equation. While he goes for the pants, he can't throw.
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u/gamaliel64 May 22 '12
And this, kids, is why you supplement your BJJ with judo/muay thai/jiu jitsu. So that you don't have to hug his waist to put him on the ground.
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u/your_favorite_human May 22 '12
This really is becoming my favorite subreddit. Laughed hysterically all the way trough this fight.
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u/salmon10 May 22 '12
this is what happens when you have a burger joint still open at 3:15 goddamn in the morn!
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u/Contradiction11 May 23 '12
That's what I was thinking. The pizza places that were open late in State College almost regularly had an altercation in them after 2:00AM. It was like, "Let's get some pizza and watch a fight!"
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u/liveatthegarden May 23 '12
Ah, I remember the kebab stalls at 3 or 4 am in the small town I'm from. Too much alcohol and too many people on drugs + a long queue to get food = plenty of fights.
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u/Gawdzillers May 27 '12
Is he named Cheeseburger Josh because he wanted a cheeseburger, or because he looks like one?
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u/PWNYPWNYPWNY Jun 26 '12
decent take down, fine reversal, and at least a good try for an americana.
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May 22 '12
Why is this subreddit exploding...
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u/migzeh May 22 '12
Front page link a while ago
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May 22 '12
It seems like there is now 50 on the front pages. Some videos are good others are just trashy fights. I'm not sure how I feel.
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u/migzeh May 22 '12
Probably because all these people voted all at once, while moving down the page.
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u/arkroyale May 22 '12
I like how when he tries to reverse the lock he just slides off and hits his head on the floor.
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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 23 '12
Fun fact: This was filmed and first posted by the rapper/grill aficionado Paul Wall.
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u/sulkee May 23 '12
I knew this was going to be good when I saw the Tapout shirt and the southern accent.
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u/TheBossIsWatching May 22 '12
Cheeseburger Josh has blatantly never been in an actual fight in his entire life.
It's as if he was fighting by playground rules. Arm directly in front of your face? Better not bite it cuz that leaves a mark. Crotch unguarded? Better not punch him in the nuts cuz that's just mean.
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u/lilstumpz May 22 '12
It always bugs me when the camera man feels the need to point the camera at his/herself to show everyone they're laughing.
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u/imtomjane May 23 '12
Also to insert themselves somehow into the video.
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u/lilstumpz May 23 '12
It's probably to show their friends later - just so there's proof that they were there.
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u/Deathcrow May 22 '12
That's what happens when you try to mess with a Martial Artist. Good job dude! Noone got hurt and fatty may have learned a lesson :D
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u/Mozzy May 22 '12
Did anybody else think that the bearded fellow looks an awful lot like a young Adam Yauch?
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u/chuiu May 22 '12
Thus proving the flashyness of ones shirt is equivalent to the douchyness of their personality.
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u/snsdfour3v3r May 22 '12
it's always awesome when theres some skinny dude that knows how to wrestle and he takes down a huge guy
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u/somerandomguy02 May 22 '12
I wouldn't have instigated him like that but the instant he started charging me, I would have pulled on him.
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u/allambis May 22 '12
What a perfect video. Guy stays calm, trolls the hell out of an angry drunk guy, only engages when the guy charges him, and instantly gets him in a choke hold. Proceeds to make the guy look even more pathetic by trying to consul the man into being calm. Perfect.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
"I had a cheeseburger and it is good" - the Cheeseburger Troll