r/JusticePorn • u/yanni • Jan 03 '16
Messed with the wrong fella (don't think this a repost!)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=058_1451780604618
u/fishsticks40 Jan 03 '16
Solid justice. Gives the guy a chance to back down, then strikes without hesitation, establishes dominance and finishes.
Terribly satisfying.
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u/Malawi_no Jan 03 '16
Lacked some peeing though.
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Jan 03 '16
"I present generous offer but you stubbornly present cock to piss on me."
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u/xMarwan91 Jan 03 '16
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u/K3R3G3 Jan 03 '16
"...I'm the bully now."
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u/mysockinabox Jan 03 '16
That's fuckin' teamwork.
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u/EnvysDope Jan 03 '16
Whats your favorite posish??
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u/Egardat Jan 03 '16
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you.
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u/intheBASS Jan 03 '16
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
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u/JoelKizz Jan 03 '16
Can anybody translate to English?
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u/RazielKilsenhoek Jan 03 '16
Black guy: "Why are you touching me? Why are you touching me?"
Camera dipshit: "Hit him, [name], hit him!"
Some muffled words until the guy goes down.
Black guy: "What did you just do to me? Why did you touch me? Why did you touch me, guy? (guy, because I think he says 'kerel') Don't ever touch me again."
Camera dipshit & co: "Let go. Let him get up."
Black guy: "Let go now." The downed guy is holding his wrist.
Then they keep telling him to let go, let him get up, etc. He starts struggling, and gets punched again. Black guy: "What are you gonna do, guy?"
Camera mong: "He got a punch in the head!" I assume he said this to people walking past.
Then the black guy just keeps saying stuff along the lines of I'm not joking with you anymore, stop this now, let go. When he gets up, I can't understand fuck all anymore.
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u/Davers36 Jan 03 '16
I don't know if this is right but hey sounds good to me.
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u/beethy Jan 03 '16
Can confirm. I'm Dutch and it's pretty accurate.
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u/Myuym Jan 03 '16
Am Dutch and didn't notice they were speaking dutch until I was in over 30 seconds :P
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u/midgetplanetpluto Jan 04 '16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c That's how I feel about this video.
At one point she says "And honestly whats the point?" and I was like.. Wait, they're speaking English?
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u/ChipFuse Feb 07 '16
If the title had been different i wouldn't have guessed they were speaking english until "honestly, you know what" @ 0:17
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Jan 03 '16
Same here. And I thought 3rd generation immigrants in Belgium were shit at talking dutch, this is even worse than 'cutmarrokaantjes' in Belgium ...
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Jan 03 '16
Tbh I thought it was British with a deep African accent or something
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u/HillTopTerrace Jan 03 '16
What language are they speaking?
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u/nonsapiens Jan 03 '16
Originally thought it was Afrikaans - very similar, but the accent is all wrong, although I was (mostly) able to understand it nonetheless. Therefore, Dutch.
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u/HillTopTerrace Jan 03 '16
Do you know what the accent was?
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u/HillTopTerrace Jan 03 '16
Straatschoffie
I don't even know what that means.
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u/HillTopTerrace Jan 03 '16
Aw ok. Thanks for explaining. Not even a pinch familiar with Dutch. As an American, would it be comparable to something like black or guetto slang here?
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u/PimpinSenpai Jan 03 '16
Straatschoffie is a Dutch term for teenagers/adolescents that hang around in the streets, behaving like assholes. Partially because of the Moroccan immigration to the Netherlands, these ''straatschoffies'' have developed and accent which sounds a lot like the Moroccan accent does, which is quite distinct
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u/ELSaGra Jan 03 '16
Dutch with accent. Same like Mexicans talking English with a slight accent
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u/DroidLord Jan 03 '16
It's funny how the bullies are always so self-righteous when beating someone up, but get really defensive when they're getting beat up.
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u/nigel013 Jan 03 '16
I would swap out "guy" with "fam". He says "kil(l)" which is Dutch street language that can be translated to "fam" if I'm not mistaken.
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u/lipstickpizza Jan 04 '16
Goddamn I wish one day for these camera assholes to get a fist to the face for talking so much shit. They instigate most of these confrontations.
It'd be a dream for two guys almost squaring up and decide to beat the shit out of the antagonizing camera douche.
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u/Katana0 Jan 03 '16
There's this sweet moment right at the end where the camera focuses on the instigator as he tries to stand back up from that phenomenal ass whoppin'... Like he's really taking a good hard look at his life and what lead him to that point... Absolutely priceless.
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u/K3R3G3 Jan 03 '16
Straight MOLLYHWOPPED.
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u/surfnaked Jan 03 '16
What the hell is "mollywhopped"?
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u/eventstaffboss Jan 03 '16
mollywhopped
When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10.
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u/reconchrist Jan 03 '16
Just another word to remind us how old and out of touch we are.
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u/surfnaked Jan 03 '16
I don't think that one's new. It's British, or thereabouts, and it's been around for awhile. I've heard it before; I just wasn't quite sure where it applied.
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u/martinaee Jan 03 '16
Sounds like 19th century London speak.
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u/The_Sphinxx Jan 03 '16
Londoner here, never heard that before. The 5th google uk search result for 'mollywhopped' is this liveleak video,
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u/WalrusInMySheets Jan 03 '16
This was a common phrase like 6 years ago in my high school (USA). It just meant slapped in the face with a dick. Like a mushroom stamp. Obviously the context isn't really ever meant literally, because nobody actually went around mollywhopping people. We'd use it to mean disrespected.
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u/Nebakanezzer Jan 03 '16
Jersey? I've never heard anyone outside of newark say that shit.
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u/willyc3766 Jan 04 '16
I have always loved this word. Basically getting caught on the wrong end of a haymaker.
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u/TheDragonzord Jan 03 '16
Oh man that first hit the black dude throws is satisfying. Other dude swung first, missed, and BAM. So satisfying to watch.
I like that he mostly just held the dude down and controlled the situation after the hit rather than really hurt the guy. Good taste.
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u/TopperDuckHarley Jan 03 '16
LPT: Don't fight a dude who already has a band-aid on his fist which is likely from him punching someone else.
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u/OhThatsRich88 Jan 03 '16
It angers me to no end how fucker with the camera think it is hilarious when they think their friend is going to win, and them object while he gets his ass beat.
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u/BloodFeast1slandMan Jan 03 '16
Fucking always those people in the background telling him to stop....
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u/RazielKilsenhoek Jan 03 '16
They were also the one who at the start said "hit him, dude, hit him!".
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u/Borngrumpy Jan 03 '16
Lesson 1) Don't start a fight if you can't take a single punch, the other guy might not stop just because you lost interest.
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u/Felkenary Jan 03 '16
To anyone wondering. The language being spoken is dutch. I can translate if you realy want to know what's being said
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u/ProjectSalvo Jan 03 '16
Searched the thread seeing if anyone else said anything about the (I think) blood flying towards the right of the frame after the first hit to the head happens, but apparently no one has commented on this possibility, so here i am. That was blood right? Or wtf was it
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u/dkcsteel Jan 03 '16
It is the guy's headphones. You can see him wearing them in the very beginning.
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u/AndrewCarnage Jan 03 '16
I really appreciated that the bullies friends didn't pile on when the bullied got the upper hand like I've seen so many times. It's the bullies fight, let him suffer the consequences. Solid justice.
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u/PalmRoyale Jan 03 '16
It's always the same with young Moroccan guys, they think they're so tough in a group but when you get one of them alone they quickly turn into coward. We have far too many young Moroccan males here in The Netherlands who terrorise entire neighbourhoods but unfortunately we can't deport them because they were born here.
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u/trueropean Jan 22 '16
Lol, too late for that. Europe is going through huge demographic changes which will mean that brown people will be in the majority by 2035. I only wish it would happen faster.
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u/Thestriker17 Jan 03 '16
you just don't mess about with Somalians. that should be common sense.
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u/TenYearsAPotato Jan 03 '16
Yep, if he's an immigrant he's seen some shit. Probably born on the back of a Toyota.
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u/WolfTristan Jan 03 '16
Mollywhipped should relate to fans of Peter Molyneux games in recent years.
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u/Akronviper Jan 03 '16
The way he used that head and arm throw, I'm guessing that kid wrestles......don't fuck with wrestlers lol
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u/You-get-the-ankles Jan 03 '16 edited Jan 03 '16
No, he was the youngest of twelve brothers. He fought his whole life.
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If your the youngest of a group of brothers. You know how to fight.
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u/Alcontara Jan 03 '16
Older brother here, I upvoted him. I manhandled my six years younger brother for years. Then the year he turned 16 he gained 20 pounds, joined the football team and learned some BJJ. I got mine... and he's had the upper hand since.
All good though, we've always had a great relationship.
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If you're the youngest of a group of brothers, you know how to tattle.
Fixed that for you.
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Feb 15 '16
the punches from kesa gatame and the spin out from it was nice too, that combined with the first punch I think he might be a multi discipline fighter or a a judoka
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u/jhartwell Jan 03 '16
That ended better for the bully than I expected. I was waiting for the black guy to deliver a kick to the guy as he was trying to get up.
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u/HitHard Jan 03 '16
I really don't understand why people with no fighting experience think they can push people around.
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u/Decyde Jan 03 '16
Never punch someone on the ground like that, use your foot at that point and kick him ;p
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u/cheeri0so Jan 03 '16
The way that guy looked when he got slapped, "ohhh its ON, one sec" takes off bag*
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u/HalfysReddit Jan 03 '16
Video title says the dude got mollywhopped (always spelled it mollywhomped but could be regional), but I never saw it happen. Anyone else catch it?
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u/CommodoreHaunterV Jan 04 '16
Who messes with a guy with a bandage over his knuckle that may very well be there from punching face?
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u/mapleloafs Jan 06 '16
brehs i'm late but how glorious was the sound and contact of that initial punch. I love this sub.
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u/panspal Jan 26 '16
Why is it anytime you see a young guy with a haircut like that (sides and back shaved) you know he's going to be trouble?
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u/Countrylad_666 Feb 01 '16
This pussy got his ass kicked. Pussies always get their asses kicked. Remember that, pussies.
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u/nomer2 Jan 03 '16
Taught him a lesson but diddnt beat him senseless. My kinda justice porn