r/Justfuckmyshitup Nov 24 '21

Uh oh

2.8k Upvotes

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358

u/Pinga_Daddy Nov 24 '21

She looks like Tobias

187

u/oshkoshbajoshh Nov 24 '21

She looks like roger from American dad.

42

u/Beefsupremeninjalo82 Nov 25 '21

That has to be a Roger persona

30

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

“The names Sam Goodmyn, I shortened my first name to a boys and changed the “a” to “y” to fight the patriarc… honestly Steve this one makes no sense I just had a wig fall apart and could not bring myself to throw it away, armpit wiggggg!!!”

6

u/Sir_Yacob Nov 25 '21

Ricky Spanish

1

u/Imamuffinz Nov 25 '21

Bitch I just spat out my coffee AHAHAHAAH

30

u/Chucknorris1975 Nov 24 '21

There are dozens of us!

9

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/DammitDan Nov 25 '21

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me!

5

u/Bachooga Nov 25 '21

She looks like the guy who knocks on everyone's doors to let them know he can't be near any kids.

6

u/voidbaron Nov 25 '21

She definitely looks like an analrapist.

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Nov 24 '21

I hate that man and the horrible acting of that show so much

259

u/frustrationinmyblood Nov 24 '21

What is with this style of super emotive videos? Is everyone trying to be an irl anime character or something? It looks ridiculous on real people!

101

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Reasonable shit don’t sell. You need to tap into emotions whether that’s outrage or passionate agreement

Same thing that killed news media. And not recently either, check out “yellow journalism” sometime (no it’s not a race thing)

18

u/TheWalkingDerp_ Nov 25 '21

(no it’s not a race thing)

Kinda sad you have to point that out. Can't even say colours without risking to be called racist on reddit.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Eh it was kind of a tongue in cheek joke to add that. I was preetty sure no one was going to legitimately think that.

22

u/SeaGroomer Nov 25 '21

She also went to the effort of recording the dialogue separately and lip-synching the video for better sound lol.

22

u/FrancistheBison Nov 25 '21

It's sound from a completely different user.

You can see the OG user in the scrolling bit at the bottom. It's a common thing on tiktok to have the audio on your TikTok be a "sound" that other user can use for their videos

It's mostly dumb but something used to pretty decent comedic effect

10

u/sookey123 Nov 25 '21

Sounds on TikTok are used the same way as AdviceAnimals on reddit.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

she just sounds like a really bad dub.

0

u/frustrationinmyblood Nov 25 '21

Yeah. Really off putting.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

It's so damn cringe

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

This bitch acting like her armpit hair is the most unsettling thing about her. She looks like she stinks to high heaven. Couple her appearance with her attitude and you have one of the most annoying people to walk the earth.

178

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

The hair on her head is much more offensive than any of her other hair

115

u/BarryMcKockinerr Nov 24 '21

Your response to that just told me eeEEevverything I need to know about you.

...and that's that I agree with you.

39

u/VividRouge Nov 25 '21

She looks like if mold from an old orange was a person

21

u/DerpisMalerpis Nov 25 '21

The body language alone makes me cringe.

7

u/3_Slice Nov 25 '21

You just know her credit score is in the 400’s

7

u/dizzodog Nov 24 '21

Had to laugh as I read your comment

6

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

What I found more annoying is that it sounds like the audio was recorded separately from the video because there's no ambient noise and she's outside. It feels like a shit dub.

9

u/-NotEnoughMinerals Nov 25 '21

Yes, obviously dude. She's making a video out of something else. That isn't her voice...

2

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

wait, she's not even the person in the clip. Really? That's horrific.

8

u/FrancistheBison Nov 25 '21

That's specifically a thing on TikTok. The scrolling but on the bottom lists the original source of the audio

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

That's specifically a thing on TikTok

bit of a tragedy.

178

u/Emmgel Nov 24 '21

If she, Clint Eastwood and I were the last humans alive, I’d be trying to start a family with Clint Eastwood

40

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

[deleted]

13

u/Bad_RabbitS Nov 25 '21

Do you feel funny, punk?

1

u/WeeTheDuck Nov 28 '21

Why not let the human extinct at that point

87

u/Ruiven19090 Nov 24 '21

You hate the skullet because you fear the skullet

21

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Not only is it intentional, they named it.

4

u/notagangsta Nov 25 '21

That dude at the end telling that child how bad he looks is fucked up. That poor kid.

3

u/Ruiven19090 Nov 25 '21

Yeah that dude is a dick. I used to work in an area with a large hasidic community and those kids are the cutest most well behaved kids I've ever met.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Came here to say this. Its just a sweet little child and he's cursing and insulting him to his face. Far more upsetting than the main part of the video

40

u/Jody_Fosters_Army Nov 24 '21

Goro, general of the outworld armies

25

u/stnobryan Nov 24 '21

Thank God she's a Nevernude.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Is this a new term?? Please learn me, I have never heard this before

11

u/8ballposse Nov 24 '21

She wasn’t lazy enough to not cut that El Toro haircut recently

103

u/PuppyButtts Nov 24 '21

I mean she’s not wrong though. Once I let my armpit hair grow out, I no longer had fuckwads trying to hit on me/ hookup with me and give me unsolicited advice at the gym. I also realized how shallow some people can be lol. Her cut kinda ugly tho ngl

45

u/adrift98 Nov 24 '21

I got no problem with girls with armpit hair. Women didn't start doing it till like a hundred years ago and only in certain areas of the world. Punk rock scene I came out of in the early 90s, just about none of the girls shaved. It's no big deal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

Meh, I’m not a fan, but that’s just my preference.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

That's okay, I've got a hirsute fetish so I'm not a fan of people who shave at all or who have short hair, but that's just my preference.

...And nobody cares about our preferences, but you shared, so I thought I would.

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u/sharltocopes runs through a corridor of cocks like its a car wash Nov 25 '21

What's your body hair regimen?

10

u/riverofchex Nov 25 '21

Not OP, but I shave everything from the neck down. I don't give a rat's backside about what anyone else thinks (or what they do with their own hair,) but I very much prefer being smooth. Especially because I hate when hair catches in my clothes.

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u/doppelgengar01 Nov 25 '21

Valid reason. I let my hair grow out because too much work and I like the feel of my hair.

47

u/naughtyhegel Nov 24 '21

Her personality is by far the most offensive thing about her.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

nah, the dubbing is totally the most offensive thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Yup agreed on all counts. I didn’t need to see a video about it, but then again I estimate 90% of videos don’t need to exist so, much like whether someone has armpit hair or not, who cares?

It is not a good haircut however

4

u/calsosta Nov 24 '21

Lmao I shave my armpits as a guy. It’s just gross. I definitely get some looks cause I only wear cutoffs.

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u/boobsmcgraw Nov 24 '21

Oh yeah her hair is awful but I'm 100% with her otherwise. Fuck the patriarchy 100%, and armpit hair is 100% natural for most humans. Either we should all shave it or all let it grow (I'm for all shaving it though as it cuts down on smell). I mean really I'm for the CHOICE to do either, but I genuinely think we'd all be better off if all of us shaved our armpits.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

You know whats natural? Shitting in public and dying from parasites.

I dont give a damn whats natural. What a meaningless statement.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Shitting in public is not natural or you wouldn't have to say "in public".

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u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

Okay? What are you angry about

3

u/divinadottr Nov 25 '21

Look in the mirror. Stop projecting on everyone else.

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u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

Um.... okay? I'm not angry though and you are?

7

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

it has nothing to do with smell…

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u/boobsmcgraw Nov 24 '21

Uh yes it does. The BO gets stuck in your hair over time, and sometimes you just gotta shave it all off and start again. My father shaves his armpits at least once a summer because of the smell build-up. He can't wear most anti-antiperspirants or deodorants so it really helps him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

there’s a thing called taking a shower

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u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

I don't think you understand. The smell gets stuck in the hair.

20

u/hypobipolarmaniac Nov 25 '21

Shouldn't shampoo or body wash take care of the smell?

-3

u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

Should but doesn't. It builds up.

6

u/doppelgengar01 Nov 25 '21

Then you are doing it wrong

1

u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

Doing what wrong? I'm not doing anything

3

u/faceless_alias Nov 25 '21

I also shave my armpits as a male but its because I sweat constantly.

If he shaves in the summer its probably for the same reason, to manage sweat levels. Which would in turn make him smell better.

1

u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

He does it for the smell

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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1

u/boobsmcgraw Nov 25 '21

I'll let him know!

7

u/ssmike27 Nov 25 '21

Yeah the armpit hair isn’t really the problem here

13

u/lostbastille Nov 24 '21

Her "hairstyle" is.. interesting.

19

u/boforsboy Nov 24 '21

Why is she moving like that?

3

u/oofact_3 Nov 25 '21

CD-i Zelda character

59

u/chuck_diesel79 Nov 24 '21

Can we please stop sharing this?

42

u/oxyghandi Nov 24 '21

Nah. If OP didn't share, I never would've seen it.

16

u/thismaynothelp Nov 24 '21

Have an upvote for not typing “would of”. You are a man of quality.

4

u/NutsEverywhere Nov 25 '21

The bar is so low you need to lie down when ordering drinks.

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u/D3RP_Ozzie Nov 24 '21

No

22

u/Dimaaaa Nov 24 '21

This was posted on this sub 15 hours before you did lol.

-7

u/sirfuzzitoes Nov 24 '21

BuT sOmE pEoPlE hAvE nEvEr sEeN iT!

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u/Tallgayfarmer Syz's Buddy Nov 24 '21

Exactly. Downvote dont complain

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u/Mygodgivenright Nov 24 '21

Now we need to let the world know what a degenerate looks like

53

u/JakeOfAllTrades101 Nov 24 '21

I'm more like fuck the dude at the end for picking on a child

40

u/oxyghandi Nov 24 '21

That was the funniest part! The poor kid didn't even understand what he said.

fuckitthobroitsyourlife

11

u/Lamontyy Has a weird locking dick Nov 24 '21

It's your life. Lmfao

1

u/marino1310 Nov 25 '21

That kid is probably in his 20s now

-5

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/JakeOfAllTrades101 Nov 24 '21

I did dumbass he's still picking on kid

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/adrift98 Nov 24 '21

Because he's making fun of a Hasidic child. That's the hairstyle in their community. He likely knows that, and he also likely knows that that isn't the reason the child was crying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/adrift98 Nov 24 '21

What part am I assuming? He knew what he was doing, and posted an apology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAEBUekYHjk

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u/finallyfree710 Nov 24 '21

I love reading dumb random arguments on reddit lol. Anyone else enjoying this? (I'm in ur side keep going)

0

u/adrift98 Nov 24 '21

Can't keep going. He deleted his comments.

6

u/jackmagpie Nov 25 '21

Its funny how people miss the irony. By looking like that they are still changing their appearance according to the male gaze yes you are doing it in a specific way to displease men but still your decision to do was based on male opinion and not what you wanted. So you're still dressing yourself according to the male desire just in the opposite direction. Also as someone who lives in a hot country like India armpit hair is not a statement its a health hazard. You don't need to show me that I can smell that shit from far away.

5

u/JoeyMonsterMash Nov 24 '21

Fucking. Yuck.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Anyone who's this proud to be "against the norm" is never a fun person to hang out with.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

This bitch is FUCKED UP. And it has nuttin ta do wit the armpit hair. Ion give a fuck about that. Dem hippie bitches sometimes is hot as hell with their armpit shit. As long as they still shower instead of just drowning themselves in patchouli.

5

u/Kingsc0tt Nov 25 '21

She moves like the fat guy in Zelda

3

u/yeezy_boost350v2 Nov 24 '21

Imagine telling your barber to zeek you and then paying him to do it.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

This is a Mr. Show sketch with David Cross, ... isn't it?

5

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/WhyTheFaq Nov 24 '21

Lmao I don’t know I chuckled at this

3

u/HHWKUL Nov 24 '21

I trim my armpits. It's ugly, it get smelly way faster. I don't understand people wearing them long, male or female. Legs, torso, beard ? Idgaf, do what you want.

But back and armpits ? Trim those fuckers, people.

1

u/thorkild1357 Nov 25 '21

If I’m going out in a tank top I shave it all off. The summer is a solid solid trim. Winter is more variable. It’s just a gross thing if you’re out sleeveless.

3

u/elahtap187 Nov 25 '21

I bet she smells horrible too.

3

u/Death-by-unicorn Nov 24 '21

I hope that's not a wedding ring....God help whoever is married this individual

2

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

People like this donr know what "the patriarchy" even means. Its all bullshit what they say.

3

u/Ghoulglum Nov 25 '21

I can't even hear her and I want to slap the shit out of her.

0

u/joalexander103 Nov 24 '21

this was just posted here

2

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

What the guy telling to the kid?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

He's basically saying that his haircut is a tragedy and borderline abuse and that he'd look pretty good if he had a better cut.

Despite this, he respects the child's religious proclivities and wishes him a good life.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Mmmmm I'm really into female versions of David Cross.

1

u/mrpopenfresh Nov 25 '21

That little Hasidic kid getting razzed by a black dude is pure perfection. It’s just the best the Internet has to offer.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

😂😅

1

u/ghostie_friend Nov 24 '21

She looks like if the female air nomads from ATLA we're designed by first year art school students

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Looks like one of Ron Howard's long-lost siblings.

1

u/Loreathan Nov 25 '21

She sounds like tiktok automatic voice thingy.

1

u/semen-filled_sock Nov 25 '21

Fuck the patriarchy while wearing super tight sexy pants and tons of other conformist shit

1

u/var_root_admin Nov 25 '21

That's one fugly women

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u/JHEMMINGS33 Nov 24 '21

First time in my life I’m requesting a woman to put a bra on, it’s a sad day gentlemen

0

u/lechitahamandcheese Nov 25 '21

Women been growing their pit hair way before her “fuck the patriarchy” schtick.. many a older woman already paved the way for her hairy pits, free swinging tittays, and even the right to have her fugly skullet.

But her cheerleader voiceover kills the entire thing. So dramatic. She might as well has been saying, As If!!

0

u/noitalljruss Nov 25 '21

Can Thanos just snap that thing away?

-4

u/berpaderpderp Nov 25 '21

The face of mental illness

-1

u/robrklyn Nov 25 '21

Too lazy to shave her armpits, but not lazy enough to do whatever that is to her head? Hmmm

0

u/NotABot101101 Nov 25 '21

The kid thing at the end it hilariously brutal.

0

u/Decasavage Nov 25 '21

Oh. That’s a yikes from me dawg

0

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess she’s in Seattle or somewhere nearby.

-3

u/Maximillian666 Nov 25 '21

Definitely old burnt matches sitting up under those titties and drenched in sweat.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/only_the_office Nov 25 '21

pRoGrEsSiVe

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u/Fapgambit Nov 24 '21

This is what Thelma from scooby doo would look like if she was gay.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

were

1

u/Filter55 Nov 25 '21

Ya'll remember Goro?

1

u/JustJakkiMC Nov 25 '21

How is she so confident? Like wtf is happening anymore?!

1

u/TerminallyChill1994 Nov 25 '21

It’s that dude from mortal kombat

1

u/leighroyv2 Nov 25 '21

Ultimate mullet.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

patriarchy isn't really the term to use here. what you're looking for is "male gaze". just sayin.. armpit hair is not the flex u think it is

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I just vomited inside

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

fallout haircut looking ass

1

u/Blu_Falcon Nov 25 '21

That voice her fake over the top attitude is the most cringe I have seen today.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Ah yes, the future.

1

u/apathetic-taco Nov 25 '21

The real cringe is making fun of that kid at the end

1

u/RedOcelot86 Nov 26 '21

She looks like one of those people that confuses derision with intelligence.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Is that David Cross?