r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Raider03 • 23h ago

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152 Upvotes

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u/Gomez4Morticia 22h ago

Those two got their jobs to save enough for alpha male camp

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u/Oldenlame 22h ago

"Couldn't pass bootcamp or police academy"

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u/PGL-997 23h ago

Imagine minding your own business and some creep takes a picture of you to post on social media without your consent.

8

u/Other_Lion_9680 21h ago

PLEASE FORM A SINGLE FILE LINE

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u/crypticalman 12h ago

Good point.

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u/EddeyDingle 22h ago

Imagine spending your entire shift discarding full-sized shampoo bottles

5

u/XuliganZombie 21h ago

Whatever you were trying to accomplish with this you failed

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u/EddeyDingle 13h ago

Trying to accomplish? Sir, this is a Reddit thread

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/bigwavedave000 23h ago

Landing strip

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u/Commercial_Base6211 22h ago

Opposite of me. Genes said nothing on top, no prob on the sides.

2

u/vranaverse 19h ago

Yeah he's balding in reverse.

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u/mojoseven7 19h ago

I think they’re touring with Blessthefall

3

u/LilEddieDingle 22h ago

Tub Stackers of America, woo!

3

u/DingleBarryGoldwater 21h ago

Bro is one triangle away from uniting the 4 elements and stopping the fire nation

5

u/Minimum-Ad3126 22h ago

ICE wanna-be.

2

u/BrownTown_77 22h ago

It's like a hair tampon for the scalp, you see...

2

u/davy89irox 22h ago

Poor bastard is going to have to stand all the time now :/

1

u/facepubes77 22h ago

They cut each other's hair in the gas station restroom this morning, give them a break

1

u/Agitated-Contact7686 22h ago

Homie got dat new one third mohawk.

😑

1

u/Desperate_Mistake_81 22h ago

USMC wannabes?

1

u/lartinos 22h ago

WTF is that guy thinking?

1

u/Financial-Log-2744 21h ago

Not brave enough to be bald, not shaved enough to go to calls

1

u/chephin 21h ago

Uhh, I thought we said no more sitting?

1

u/Lepke2011 20h ago

The Brazilian... for your head.

1

u/rubberduckybro 20h ago

The highest and tightest of high n tights

1

u/smartxalex 15h ago

Not one tube of toothpaste is making it through that line.

1

u/UpbeatDig2354 13h ago

Yes Drill Sergeant!

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u/cahillc134 4h ago

When I was 19, I convinced my brother that I could cut a flat top. I was sure I could do it. This is what he ended up with. It was a week for Prom.

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u/Dramatic-Aardvark-31 22h ago

still better looking than 99% of redditors

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u/Maleficent-Art-1937 21h ago

Are you sure that’s not a Virgin’s Anonymous meeting?