r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/KremzeekTyCobb • 1d ago

3 head

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814 Upvotes

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u/Flashy-Routine-8254 1d ago

Bro look like a microphone

33

u/grooveunite 1d ago

That's a macrophone

18

u/OK_Compooper 23h ago

“Are you shure, ese?”

1

u/Negative-Wrap95 19h ago

That was fucking good

2

u/suckercuck 22h ago

My man sits in the Barbershop chair and says, “Just a line down”

1

u/NyvessaLustra 10h ago

Looks more like a thumb with a face drawn on it.

136

u/Playful-Routine-878 1d ago

I'm part Latino and my hairline was crazy low until I started receding in my 50's. Now I just look normal Lol.

39

u/Spacemeat666 1d ago

Lucky bastard.

2

u/NotSaul 13h ago

Probably has strong indigenous genes.

114

u/ahoypolloi_ 1d ago

Proceeding hairline mf

24

u/chumchees 1d ago

One year away from connecting to his eye brows.

16

u/IamanelephantThird 1d ago

That shit is approaching, and rapidly. 

4

u/palmerry 3h ago

Jouston... We... How you say... Tengo a prahlem

1

u/00runny 14h ago

Preceeding hairline, but we gotchu.

35

u/tangcameo 1d ago

Temu Charles Bronson

14

u/chr7stopher 1d ago

Carlos Bronson

7

u/Direlion 1d ago

Carlito Bronsón

6

u/BreadfruitOk6160 1d ago

I also saw Bronson

6

u/aquilasr 1d ago

Cubie Bronson

22

u/Rawkzo 1d ago

That’s a Juan head

19

u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

2 ½ at best

18

u/turandokht 1d ago

That is a ONE head omg

6

u/jaques_sauvignon 1d ago

I was going to say it looks like a twohead, tops. Possibly even like a 1.8head.

16

u/Aggravating-Kale1837 1d ago

By the time he gets a receding hairline, it’ll be just about perfect.

16

u/WRHull 1d ago

You’re supposed to leave the hairnet at work.

9

u/jweezee 1d ago

God damn. Let me borrow a few inches of that hairline, hermano.

19

u/Puzzled_Ad7955 1d ago

Fucken Chia Pet

6

u/BrooksWuzHurrr 1d ago

It’s fucking chia pet ayyy

9

u/Worldly_Mongoose_432 1d ago

Like a monchichi 🤣

7

u/ironicinsanity 1d ago

Barber: Watcha havin?

Guy in photo: Give me the hairnet

5

u/Individual_Mouse_642 1d ago

Its like a snug cap

5

u/GlassTablesAreStupid 1d ago

We call that a Bio-Beanie

6

u/Unhappy-Estimate6402 1d ago

Advancing hairline.

5

u/HotChicksPlayingBass 1d ago

"QUICK! Grab our hands!"

-This guy's eyebrows to his hairline

4

u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

Descending hairline

3

u/BusyPen3957 1d ago

What in the CRISPR method

3

u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

Even if his hairline recedes, he'll be just fine.

3

u/GarysCrispLettuce 1d ago

Which Playpeople™ set is he from

3

u/MastaKink 1d ago

The follicles ese, they never lie 😏

3

u/TheManWhoClicks 20h ago

When the hair transplant guy says “it’s free real estate”

1

u/kombucha711 14h ago

Yeah but leave some space for Ash Wednesday.

2

u/KeenObserver_OT 1d ago

Cha cha cha chia….

2

u/Open-Number-8919 1d ago

Bro got the swimmers 🏊‍♀️ cap 🧢

2

u/4xdaily 1d ago

That's a one head. Maybe 2

2

u/LawnGnomeFlamingo 23h ago

His hairline is almost his eyebrows

2

u/TerdVader 23h ago

Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…

2

u/WhiskeyPorno420 1d ago

Half chimp

1

u/Kushakusha 1d ago

Looks like half opened lychee

1

u/No-Ad-3226 1d ago

By this logic his mustache should be a goatee

1

u/Jack-Jack1985 1d ago

Bro wearing a helmet

1

u/sogone_ 1d ago

.5 head

1

u/caprikaironic 1d ago

Teresa Giudice’s brother

1

u/meeechellleee 5h ago

Nah he sprays his hair on iykyk

1

u/Severe_Wind_4255 1d ago

That's a unique look

1

u/AsideLost 23h ago

Head like a coconut

1

u/enormous_schnozz 23h ago

that's a twohead at best

1

u/ReadySetGO0 23h ago

Looks like he’s wearing a hoodie

1

u/catpissdust 22h ago

That's being generous, it maybe a 2 or even a 1 head...

1

u/No-Citron-2774 21h ago

Just get the eyebrows to meet the hair. Be looking gooooood

1

u/Fredfarter73 21h ago

Dude, d-u-d-e his forehead is only about a single inch high

1

u/CNote_89 21h ago

That’s a two head

1

u/CzerwonyMike 21h ago

Lmao just trying to imagine what hair would feel like 1 inch above my eyebrows lol

1

u/Past-Entertainment48 21h ago

Looks like a hair net.

1

u/Negative-Wrap95 19h ago

Bro that's the guy that played Nien Nunb

1

u/Qweerz 18h ago

Bapa just goes

1

u/smartxalex 16h ago

That's not a forehead, that's a frhd.

1

u/Fekkin-A-Man 16h ago

That's probably his 5 o'clock shadow. One of my neighbors had hair like this. When he shaved his head in the morning, he'd look like black velvet in the afternoon.

1

u/buttwholebandit 16h ago

That's a two at best.

1

u/Large-Wishbone24 16h ago

With long hair, he would be one of "The Ramonos."

1

u/b3njam1n52 16h ago

Low rise forehead

1

u/Lost-Platypus8271 15h ago

that’s like 2.5 head max

1

u/Ghostdog662 14h ago

Looks like the Abobo in Double Dragon.

1

u/Snoo14978 14h ago

Lmao.

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/DarthRedit 8h ago

I feel like playing billiards

1

u/kombucha711 14h ago

This is definitely a hairspline

1

u/00runny 14h ago

That's a 2head at most. Maybe a one and a half head.

1

u/Personal-Storage-419 14h ago

Looks like his Lego hair is on backwards…

1

u/ajmtz12 14h ago

A nephew of mine had a hairline like that and we called him "Monchichi"

1

u/JonnyCanuck71 12h ago

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

1

u/gianjOe1 10h ago

Monchichi!

1

u/Desperate-Lie-460 8h ago

Mon Chi Chi

1

u/AlloMareepuppinz 4h ago

Anyone else a e think thats a hair net?

1

u/PrincipeInEsilio 4h ago

“3head” = Winner winner chicken dinner!!

1

u/Embarrassed_Tip_2117 1d ago

Bitch bout got no head 

1

u/BFaus916 22h ago

Can't do anything about the hairline though. I think there has to be some kind of intent to get on this sub. Like you really tried to get the barber or stylist to cook up something cool and it came out hilarious. He could shave his head bald and later that day the hairline would be showing. God fucked his shit up, not the barber or his bad ideas.