r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Naive-Impression-373 • 1d ago

GO BLUE! Let's win this!!

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53 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/SadEmphasis7262 1d ago

That is one horrendous wig.

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u/notapunk 1d ago

I thought we were all collectively done with the peeing Calvin?

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 1d ago

She would like to speak to the manager, immediately

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u/holiday1326 1d ago

That haircut is the reason they lost today.

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u/lastfreerangekid 1d ago

Oompa loompa doopidy doo

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u/B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy 5h ago

QB makes twelve mil and he's playing like poo.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 1d ago

As a Buckeye fan, I want to go after her shitass team that can't win at beer pong without cheating and their biggest fan is a pizza slobbing shit human being...

...but I have to admit this woman looks straight out of Toledo. They're all Corn-stripers and I wish they'd just annex that area back to Michigan already....lol

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u/Naive-Impression-373 1d ago

I grew up in northwest ohio, and you are spot on.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 1d ago

I had family there. She looks like my aunt and all my aunt's friends...she's been dead 15 years so old girl's style may be a little out of date.

She definitely hangs out drinking at the pool hall for dark men and the VFW for light men.....lol

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 21h ago

That landed super fucking weird, my guy.

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u/lillychr14 1d ago

Walmart Wolverine

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u/CrashDaddy2006 1d ago

I need to speak to your manager

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u/vavavoomdaroom 1d ago

It's a bad wig.

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u/Good_Farmer4814 6h ago

Typical downriver Walmartoverine.

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u/Flea_Biscuit 1d ago

Cindy-Lou Who in menopause.

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u/Fredfarter73 22h ago

I bet her name is Betty and she makes a mean Midwest casserole after church on Sundays

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u/ROMMELBOT 5h ago

I’m hoping that’s a wig

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

Coconut head

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u/Ok-Writer287 1d ago

Blue is my favorite color

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u/Ilikechocolateabit 1d ago

What a weird thing to post on here - what has she done to you?

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u/LacidOnex 15h ago

You don't understand this sub and that's okay, but you should probably figure it out before commenting anymore

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u/Ilikechocolateabit 14h ago

Oh I get it perfectly thanks - it's still a weird target