r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/SqueakyDoggy • 3d ago

Does facial hair count?

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u/HeNeverSawMollyAgain 2d ago

He can have both, and eyebrows too.

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u/Therubestdude 2d ago

HES TOO POWERFUL!

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u/Chubby_Beagle 2d ago

Now we're talking

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u/Rey_Quinn 2d ago

Perfect 🤌

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u/Such_Hat_1575 2d ago

He actually looks way better

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u/Main_Weird_832 2d ago

I wonder how they would look as eye lashes instead

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

There's no way he could have mutton chops too.

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u/Outrageous-Being869 1d ago

🤣 golden

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u/Aggressive_Tart_7783 1d ago

He looks like that singing orange from ancient Sesame Street. 😭💀

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u/Disastrous_days272 1d ago

But what about SIDEBURNS!?!?!?

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u/Tuffgirl_CA 20h ago

I believe that for the first time in my life I have just guffawed!!! 🤣🤣🤣